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(Gizmodo)   How to increase your drinking tolerance ... so you don't make an ass of yourself at a holiday party. Surprisingly good advice contained, so give it a shot. (corrected link)   (gizmodo.com) divider line 6
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2012-11-24 01:26:34 PM
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zamboni: That which doesn't make us throw up only makes us stronger.

That which makes us throw up makes us strongerer.


I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
2012-11-24 08:07:29 PM
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bulok: I suffer from what is called "Asian Flush" which means my body metabolizes alchohol faster than most. Unfortunately I get all the physical traits of being drunk (bloodshot eyes, flushed cheeks) without getting a buzz.
On the plus side, no hangover either. Because of this I cannot enjoy alchohol and I am always the designated driver.


sorry buddy, i'll take my chances with a drunk. ;-)
2012-11-24 12:12:08 PM
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titwrench: If ever there was a definitive list of what not to do at a company party everything on that list would happen at ours. We have been banned from 2 hotels and 1 convention center. We have drunkenness, hook ups, fist fights, girls showing boobies, more fist fights, drugs, you name it it happens.


Is your company hiring?
2012-11-24 10:10:49 AM
1 votes:
OR.......you could just not drink so damn much, ya farking lushes.

/damned social retards
//don't know how to act
2012-11-24 08:56:07 AM
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bronyaur1: Seriously, just be careful and use common sense. Hitting on the boss's wife is not a good idea. Especially if she reciprocates.


Hey, there is no better way possible to quit than having a three way with the bosses wife and daughter, and then sending the video of the debauchery to your boss.
2012-11-24 06:41:11 AM
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You can really see the difference in class of readers. The commenters there are saying "drink less", "tolerance is dependency", and other crap, but here everyone is drunk all the time. Anyone found sober usually gets a ban. Fark 1 - 0 Rest of the Internet.
 
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