zamboni: That which doesn't make us throw up only makes us stronger.That which makes us throw up makes us strongerer.
bulok: I suffer from what is called "Asian Flush" which means my body metabolizes alchohol faster than most. Unfortunately I get all the physical traits of being drunk (bloodshot eyes, flushed cheeks) without getting a buzz.On the plus side, no hangover either. Because of this I cannot enjoy alchohol and I am always the designated driver.
titwrench: If ever there was a definitive list of what not to do at a company party everything on that list would happen at ours. We have been banned from 2 hotels and 1 convention center. We have drunkenness, hook ups, fist fights, girls showing boobies, more fist fights, drugs, you name it it happens.
bronyaur1: Seriously, just be careful and use common sense. Hitting on the boss's wife is not a good idea. Especially if she reciprocates.
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