fluffy2097: Why would you want to increase your tolerance?
bulok: I suffer from what is called "Asian Flush" which means my body metabolizes alchohol faster than most. Unfortunately I get all the physical traits of being drunk (bloodshot eyes, flushed cheeks) without getting a buzz.On the plus side, no hangover either. Because of this I cannot enjoy alchohol and I am always the designated driver.
fluffy2097: Why would you want to increase your tolerance?So you can waste money on buying more alcohol?/oh right. alcoholics think destroying your liver is a contest.
fluffy2097: DeaH: Plenty of water is your friend. If you're not a regular drinker, drink enough to know your limits before you drink at any type of company event. I have seen many a career damaged early on by an open bar at a company event. And, though I know this is heresy on Fark, if you know you can't drink much without getting stupid-drunk, learn about beverages that look alcoholic but are not. I suggest club soda with a splash of cranberry juice and a splash of Rose's lime.Or you know, just get a Coke and tell the alcoholics that you cannot enjoy them ruining their lives and livers if you are intoxicated too./When you're sober, the trainwreck that is an alcoholic at a party is so much more amazing.
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