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(Daily Star)   KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you   ( divider line
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14389 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Nov 2012 at 8:01 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-24 01:11:54 PM  
3 votes:
Well, now how know how Captain Trips spreads.
2012-11-24 09:25:09 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-24 08:07:10 AM  
3 votes:
Hey men, this could be all yours!!

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Meanwhile, at the line..

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2012-11-24 11:31:54 AM  
2 votes:
It's all fun and games until you get blasted with the Voltron of STDs.
2012-11-24 10:15:34 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-24 08:49:19 AM  
2 votes:

Smashed Hat: I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.

Don't worry, if it's with you, I'm sure she'll be humiliated.
2012-11-24 08:35:58 AM  
2 votes:
I intend to drink all the remaining bourbon in the house and eat the last of the pecan pie. Where's my story?
2012-11-25 02:38:25 PM  
1 vote:

Funbags: Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?

True, but the likelihood of finding it bleached and well maintained is slim. You'll be lucky if remnants of a taco dinner aren't left on your rig upon exiting.
2012-11-25 04:23:19 AM  
1 vote:
Just like John Travolta.
2012-11-24 08:28:27 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: ZeroCorpse:

//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

Is that the front or the back?
2012-11-24 04:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
Don't know what a Kesha is.

Checks article.

I'm out.
2012-11-24 02:30:00 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care what you farkers say, I'll !@#$# Ke$ha in all her frumpy hotness. First I'll start by !@#$ing her !@#$ in the !@#$ with a big !@#$ing @#%$. After that, she can !@#$ my !@#$ while !@#$ing a !@#$ with !@#$ in her !@#$ while another !@#$, !@#$s a !@#$ with a !@#$.
2012-11-24 02:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-24 01:50:03 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.

*favorites ZeroCorpse = green #2 = captioned "weaponized ke$ha vagina essence"*
2012-11-24 01:22:47 PM  
1 vote:
If there was a contest to see who could have their dick melted off the fastest and the prize was $10,000,000, I would hit it.
2012-11-24 12:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-24 12:12:29 PM  
1 vote:
If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.
2012-11-24 11:35:11 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-24 10:48:15 AM  
1 vote:
This would be me afterwards

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He needs more disinfect!
2012-11-24 10:44:48 AM  
1 vote:
I think with this one, even Farkers have a good shot.
2012-11-24 10:06:38 AM  
1 vote:

Bored Horde: Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.

Or that constant stretching of a muscle makes it looser!
2012-11-24 10:04:54 AM  
1 vote:
Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.
2012-11-24 09:50:59 AM  
1 vote:
She has boobs, but I found a picture of her before she grew them.
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2012-11-24 09:44:56 AM  
1 vote:
It's okay if her boobs are small, but she has no ass at all! Her ass is so flat, Mark Sanchez would refuse to slide into it to fumble a ball.
2012-11-24 09:42:59 AM  
1 vote:
For her next album she'll change her name to "P4ti3nt Zer0"
2012-11-24 09:38:14 AM  
1 vote:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

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Meanwhile, at the line..

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male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.


What do you mean they're "not allowed". Is there some law preventing it? Or are you just making shiat up?
2012-11-24 09:31:41 AM  
1 vote:
Replace "Helen Hunt" with "Ke$ha" and you've got my response
2012-11-24 09:27:14 AM  
1 vote:
See, here's where men and women are different :

For her to have sex with as many men as possible, all she needs to be is willing, and occasionally be hosed off and lubed afresh between the legs.

The Men have a much harder challenge, as the giant pool of vomit from previous men will establish an upper limit...
2012-11-24 09:19:17 AM  
1 vote:
Meh. I've done worse
2012-11-24 08:54:57 AM  
1 vote:

Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.
2012-11-24 08:37:45 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks for the warning.
2012-11-24 08:28:38 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe if I insert cash into her keha she'll put out for me?
2012-11-24 08:05:50 AM  
1 vote:
Will she scream my name in auto tune?
2012-11-24 07:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
I'm OK she won't be having sex with me, I'm not a prude or anything but I don't want my schwanz to drop off.
2012-11-24 07:06:42 AM  
1 vote:
Inb4 Studmen69...
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