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(Daily Star)   KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 25
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2012-11-24 11:31:54 AM
2 votes:
It's all fun and games until you get blasted with the Voltron of STDs.
2012-11-24 10:05:45 AM
2 votes:

doglover: ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

Whut?


Just ignore it. Some women need to convince themselves that all their problems are due to the existence of an oppressive hegemonic patriarchy that exists solely to keep them down. It's much easier for them to believe this than actually work on improving themselves.
2012-11-24 08:30:04 AM
2 votes:
I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.
2012-11-24 05:35:15 PM
1 votes:

Gunderson: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.

NSFWithLoveStains

Someone got pretty close to that, NSFW link


Weird. That picture actually repulsed me. I didn't think that was possible...
2012-11-24 02:04:21 PM
1 votes:
i486.photobucket.com
2012-11-24 01:50:03 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.



*favorites ZeroCorpse = green #2 = captioned "weaponized ke$ha vagina essence"*
2012-11-24 01:29:41 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: So roughly translated the record company realized she wasn't selling a lot of tickets and the numbers came in and she is doing well amongst stupid teenage girls. Record company to Ke$ha- "How are we going to tap into the brain dead teen boy market?" Ke$ha's response-"I could make them think I am going to bone them all."

Step 3. Profit


This. This article was planted to promote her tour/CD. The last sentence is evidence enough for that.
2012-11-24 12:29:24 PM
1 votes:
globalnerdy.com
2012-11-24 11:30:17 AM
1 votes:
i284.photobucket.com
2012-11-24 10:48:16 AM
1 votes:
02varvara.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-24 10:15:34 AM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com
2012-11-24 10:11:02 AM
1 votes:
So roughly translated the record company realized she wasn't selling a lot of tickets and the numbers came in and she is doing well amongst stupid teenage girls. Record company to Ke$ha- "How are we going to tap into the brain dead teen boy market?" Ke$ha's response-"I could make them think I am going to bone them all."

Step 3. Profit
2012-11-24 10:04:54 AM
1 votes:
Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.
2012-11-24 09:55:13 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.


Whut?
2012-11-24 09:46:09 AM
1 votes:
Eh, could be fun.
2012-11-24 09:44:56 AM
1 votes:
It's okay if her boobs are small, but she has no ass at all! Her ass is so flat, Mark Sanchez would refuse to slide into it to fumble a ball.
2012-11-24 09:42:52 AM
1 votes:

steamingpile: cman: Inb4 Studmen69...

What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.


Yeah. I've tapped better than her, and I'm not exactly a male model.
2012-11-24 09:32:44 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


For the same reason that when a female teacher has sex with a male student, that student is so damn lucky, and how come I didn't have teachers like that, while a male teacher and a female student is what a perverted fark that teacher is, he should be strung up.

Double standards exist.
2012-11-24 09:31:41 AM
1 votes:
Replace "Helen Hunt" with "Ke$ha" and you've got my response
2012-11-24 09:23:54 AM
1 votes:
Why is this news? I could have told you that just by looking at her.
2012-11-24 08:24:13 AM
1 votes:
In case you don't want to click the link, here is the article in its entirety:
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour.
The American singer, 25, openly admits: "A man can sit around and talk about sex and they're a rock star.
"If a woman says it, they sound like a slut.
"I drink and I bone - so get over it.
"I don't get clingy. Live every night like you're gonna die young."
2012-11-24 08:13:58 AM
1 votes:

danielscissorhands: Will she scream my name in auto tune?


Now that made me laugh


Regarding the article, big deal. She sounds like every college aged girl, just so happens that newspapers want to hear what she says.
2012-11-24 08:09:16 AM
1 votes:
She is a good looking woman, but anyone that wants to have sex with as many men as possible is not someone I wanna schtup.

With middle age comes at least a LITTLE wisdom.
2012-11-24 08:07:10 AM
1 votes:
Hey men, this could be all yours!!

i.imgur.com

Meanwhile, at the line..

i.imgur.com
2012-11-24 07:46:49 AM
1 votes:
I'm OK she won't be having sex with me, I'm not a prude or anything but I don't want my schwanz to drop off.
 
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