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(Daily Star)   KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 132
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2012-11-24 03:32:11 PM

ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?


thedailyfix.com
 
2012-11-24 03:45:38 PM
Meh...I guess she looks ok, but she's not even in my top 100 fantasy list
 
2012-11-24 04:07:07 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]


Confused. I guess if I turn it sideways it could be a gagged dolphin...but not sure if real...
 
2012-11-24 04:40:46 PM
I'd give her 9 inches amd make it hurt

only need three 100mg viagra's and a Louisville slugger
 
2012-11-24 04:41:55 PM
Don't know what a Kesha is.

Checks article.

I'm out.
 
2012-11-24 05:13:15 PM

Bhruic: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?

For the same reason that when a female teacher has sex with a male student, that student is so damn lucky, and how come I didn't have teachers like that, while a male teacher and a female student is what a perverted fark that teacher is, he should be strung up.

Double standards exist.


part of it is that the female teachers are often good looking and the male teachers are almost universally nasty lechers.
 
2012-11-24 05:13:16 PM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.


NSFWithLoveStains

Someone got pretty close to that, NSFW link
 
2012-11-24 05:35:15 PM

Gunderson: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.

NSFWithLoveStains

Someone got pretty close to that, NSFW link


Weird. That picture actually repulsed me. I didn't think that was possible...
 
2012-11-24 06:59:17 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-11-24 07:01:58 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Yeah, why can't men have babies?
 
2012-11-24 07:05:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]

HAHAHAHAHA


Well, he did ask. :)
 
2012-11-24 07:13:22 PM

Apos: Well, he did ask. :)


Perfect setup and follow-through, man. :)
 
2012-11-24 07:14:41 PM

Ooba Tooba: Mugato: moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.

And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses

Kidding of course. /whenever I see your name "Mr roboto" runs through my head, mugato replacing roboto/


Oh, thanks for that. Now I'm doing it!
 
2012-11-24 07:16:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Well, he did ask. :)

Perfect setup and follow-through, man. :)



*tips bowler hat* Thank you, sir!
 
2012-11-24 07:59:39 PM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 550x825]


no she's not
 
2012-11-24 08:27:26 PM
I might, but if I have to buy a ticket and attend her show first the deal is off.
 
2012-11-24 08:28:27 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?


Is that the front or the back?
 
2012-11-24 08:45:24 PM

Macinfarker: Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

Is that the front or the back?


The latter, though it could just as well apply to the former.
 
2012-11-24 09:12:20 PM
I would do her (assuming no STD risk, which is unlikely with her), but I would say even most Farkers have done better. She looks great from the neck up, but once you get below that, she looks like a refrigerator.
 
2012-11-24 09:29:42 PM
Seriously? Bone-ing Kesha now (leaving out the $ since it's stupid) is like eating gum that you found chewed up and stucked under the park bench. You just don't know who ate it and who has what sort of diseases. Bleh...
 
2012-11-24 09:32:41 PM
FTA: I drink and I bone - so get over it.

Not sure I'm going to get over the mental image of her sporting a boner, to be honest. DO NOT WANT.
 
2012-11-25 12:33:34 AM
Don't even know who this supposed person is, she's far below my standards in terms of beauty and intelligence, and she looks like she's 45 but they say she's 25.

Do not want. If I'm at a bar and this is the last option, I'm just going home to watch Sportscenter.
 
2012-11-25 02:27:40 AM
Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?
 
2012-11-25 02:59:03 AM
I probably would, if drunk enough, but I fail to see how she's any more impressive than any other closing time hookup I've ever had.
 
2012-11-25 04:23:19 AM
Just like John Travolta.
 
2012-11-25 10:20:45 AM

stoli n coke: I probably would, if drunk enough, but I fail to see how she's any more impressive than any other closing time hookup I've ever had.


You wake up with a lot of transsexuals, huh?
 
2012-11-25 02:38:25 PM

Funbags: Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?


True, but the likelihood of finding it bleached and well maintained is slim. You'll be lucky if remnants of a taco dinner aren't left on your rig upon exiting.
 
2012-11-25 03:15:38 PM

Funbags: Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?


No, but if she sleeps on her stomach and some leaks out...
 
2012-11-25 09:09:28 PM
N-A
S-T
Y-H
Oh, you a nasty ho!

N-A
S-T
Y-H
Oh, you a nasty ho!

Thinking bout boinking you,
makes my nutsack itch.
Hittin' on you- whuh?
You need a bath, biatch!
 
2012-11-26 04:22:26 AM
I don't have to attend the concert or listen to any of her "music," do I? No? Well, then I'm in.
 
2012-11-26 06:31:54 AM

machoprogrammer: I would do her (assuming no STD risk, which is unlikely with her), but I would say even most Farkers have done better. She looks great from the neck up, but once you get below that, she looks like a refrigerator.


thank you
 
2012-11-26 11:17:11 AM
"I don't want to be a member of any country club that would accept me as a member." - Groucho Marx

I feel the same way about any woman who would agree to a one-nighter with me.
 
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