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(Daily Star)   KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 132
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2012-11-24 07:06:42 AM
Inb4 Studmen69...
 
2012-11-24 07:07:51 AM
I would wrap it first. Not for contraception, what are the chances that a millionaire is going to track down 1000 men for a small paternity suit.

/I'm probably way too ugly.
 
2012-11-24 07:46:49 AM
I'm OK she won't be having sex with me, I'm not a prude or anything but I don't want my schwanz to drop off.
 
2012-11-24 08:05:50 AM
Will she scream my name in auto tune?
 
2012-11-24 08:07:10 AM
Hey men, this could be all yours!!

i.imgur.com

Meanwhile, at the line..

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-24 08:09:16 AM
She is a good looking woman, but anyone that wants to have sex with as many men as possible is not someone I wanna schtup.

With middle age comes at least a LITTLE wisdom.
 
2012-11-24 08:13:58 AM

danielscissorhands: Will she scream my name in auto tune?


Now that made me laugh


Regarding the article, big deal. She sounds like every college aged girl, just so happens that newspapers want to hear what she says.
 
2012-11-24 08:22:01 AM
Well, that's... a weight off my mind, I guess? Or something?

I'm only really aware that she exists when there are Fark threads about her, honestly, if someone brought her up in actual conversation it'd probably take me a couple minutes to even remember the basics of why she's famous-ish.

//Possibly getting old.
 
2012-11-24 08:24:13 AM
In case you don't want to click the link, here is the article in its entirety:
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour.
The American singer, 25, openly admits: "A man can sit around and talk about sex and they're a rock star.
"If a woman says it, they sound like a slut.
"I drink and I bone - so get over it.
"I don't get clingy. Live every night like you're gonna die young."
 
2012-11-24 08:28:38 AM
Maybe if I insert cash into her keha she'll put out for me?
 
2012-11-24 08:29:48 AM
Though to be fair.. she does look like a man
 
2012-11-24 08:30:04 AM
I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.
 
2012-11-24 08:35:58 AM
I intend to drink all the remaining bourbon in the house and eat the last of the pecan pie. Where's my story?
 
2012-11-24 08:37:45 AM
Thanks for the warning.
 
2012-11-24 08:40:28 AM

Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


RACIST!
 
2012-11-24 08:42:35 AM
She's attractive enough, I guess.... but she has "STD epidemic" written all over her.
 
2012-11-24 08:44:57 AM
I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.
 
2012-11-24 08:49:19 AM

Smashed Hat: I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.


Don't worry, if it's with you, I'm sure she'll be humiliated.
 
2012-11-24 08:54:57 AM

Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!


Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.
 
2012-11-24 08:56:03 AM

Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


she is not black? really?
 
2012-11-24 09:00:15 AM

moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.


Or a white dude named DeShaun
 
2012-11-24 09:01:09 AM

moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.


And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses
 
2012-11-24 09:08:58 AM

Mugato: moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.

And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses


Kidding of course. /whenever I see your name "Mr roboto" runs through my head, mugato replacing roboto/
 
2012-11-24 09:11:32 AM

stoli n coke: Smashed Hat: I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.

Don't worry, if it's with you, I'm sure she'll be humiliated.


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-24 09:19:17 AM
Meh. I've done worse
 
2012-11-24 09:21:50 AM
No "Do not want" pics? Must be too early in the morning for the average farker.
 
2012-11-24 09:23:54 AM
Why is this news? I could have told you that just by looking at her.
 
2012-11-24 09:25:09 AM
i284.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 09:27:14 AM
See, here's where men and women are different :

For her to have sex with as many men as possible, all she needs to be is willing, and occasionally be hosed off and lubed afresh between the legs.

The Men have a much harder challenge, as the giant pool of vomit from previous men will establish an upper limit...
 
2012-11-24 09:27:51 AM
Maybe this is what the Mayans were predicting? The rise of the ultimate hybrid STD?
 
2012-11-24 09:27:52 AM

CarnySaur: In case you don't want to click the link, here is the article in its entirety:
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour.
The American singer, 25, openly admits: "A man can sit around and talk about sex and they're a rock star.
"If a woman says it, they sound like a slut.
"I drink and I bone - so get over it.
"I don't get clingy. Live every night like you're gonna die young."

 
2012-11-24 09:28:10 AM

ghoti_nap: No "Do not want" pics? Must be too early in the morning for the average farker.


I honestly don't think a lot of guys find her "hot", because, well, she's not.
Having said that, I'd allow her the privilege of doing me, but I wouldn't brag about it afterwards.
 
2012-11-24 09:29:14 AM

styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]


male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?
 
2012-11-24 09:31:41 AM
Replace "Helen Hunt" with "Ke$ha" and you've got my response
 
2012-11-24 09:32:44 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


For the same reason that when a female teacher has sex with a male student, that student is so damn lucky, and how come I didn't have teachers like that, while a male teacher and a female student is what a perverted fark that teacher is, he should be strung up.

Double standards exist.
 
2012-11-24 09:35:49 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Uh.. No one ever said that.. Nice try though at a forced debate..
 
2012-11-24 09:38:14 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


What do you mean they're "not allowed". Is there some law preventing it? Or are you just making shiat up?
 
2012-11-24 09:39:32 AM

cman: Inb4 Studmen69...


What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.
 
2012-11-24 09:42:52 AM

steamingpile: cman: Inb4 Studmen69...

What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.


Yeah. I've tapped better than her, and I'm not exactly a male model.
 
2012-11-24 09:42:59 AM
For her next album she'll change her name to "P4ti3nt Zer0"
 
2012-11-24 09:44:50 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Women aren't as picky, and once a man leaves puberty he starts to care about looks, women crave power, attitude more while men want a nice rack, nice ass, or nice face. She's got none of those.
 
2012-11-24 09:44:56 AM
It's okay if her boobs are small, but she has no ass at all! Her ass is so flat, Mark Sanchez would refuse to slide into it to fumble a ball.
 
2012-11-24 09:46:09 AM
Eh, could be fun.
 
2012-11-24 09:50:59 AM
She has boobs, but I found a picture of her before she grew them.
t1.gstatic.com
 
Slu
2012-11-24 09:52:34 AM
I'd tap that.
 
2012-11-24 09:52:51 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Religion. See Eve, Salem, Yoko, Courtney, etc
 
2012-11-24 09:53:28 AM

WhippingBoy: steamingpile: cman: Inb4 Studmen69...

What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.

Yeah. I've tapped better than her, and I'm not exactly a male model.


I've tapped fat chicks in a drunken stupor better than her. At least they had curves.
 
2012-11-24 09:55:13 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.


Whut?
 
2012-11-24 10:04:54 AM
Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.
 
2012-11-24 10:05:45 AM

doglover: ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

Whut?


Just ignore it. Some women need to convince themselves that all their problems are due to the existence of an oppressive hegemonic patriarchy that exists solely to keep them down. It's much easier for them to believe this than actually work on improving themselves.
 
2012-11-24 10:06:38 AM

Bored Horde: Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.


Or that constant stretching of a muscle makes it looser!
 
2012-11-24 10:07:25 AM
she "bones" guys?


uhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2012-11-24 10:11:02 AM
So roughly translated the record company realized she wasn't selling a lot of tickets and the numbers came in and she is doing well amongst stupid teenage girls. Record company to Ke$ha- "How are we going to tap into the brain dead teen boy market?" Ke$ha's response-"I could make them think I am going to bone them all."

Step 3. Profit
 
2012-11-24 10:14:31 AM
World Tour? Is she headlining with Duffy or Panic at the Disco? Is it going to be another One Hit Wonders nostalgia tour? I hardly think this chick is talented or popular enough to headline a concert on her own.
 
2012-11-24 10:15:34 AM
i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-24 10:25:07 AM
Tat'dGreaser
She sounds like every college aged girl, just so happens that newspapers want to hear what she says.

The newspapers don't care. They fired their reporters so now a clerk waits for press releases from people she's heard of.
 
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2012-11-24 10:33:33 AM

skinink: It's okay if her boobs are small, but she has no ass at all! Her ass is so flat, Mark Sanchez would refuse to slide into it to fumble a ball.


lol
 
2012-11-24 10:33:41 AM
I would as long as she didn't sing. She is awful. I would feel bad afterwords too and probably need a scolding hot shower to clean off the salty garbage stank.
 
2012-11-24 10:34:18 AM
I don't know what a KE$HA is, but I wish that I had known this good news (that I won't get an STD from this thing) two days ago so I could have consciously thanked God, the Pilgrims, and the Native Americans for this blessing.
 
2012-11-24 10:41:39 AM
In related news, men all over the world suddenly come out as gay.
 
2012-11-24 10:44:48 AM
I think with this one, even Farkers have a good shot.
 
2012-11-24 10:48:15 AM
This would be me afterwards

i.ytimg.com 

He needs more disinfect!
 
2012-11-24 10:48:16 AM
02varvara.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-24 10:51:30 AM

Sapient: I think with this one, even Farkers have a good shot.


The ironic thing is, that with this one, most Farkers (honestly) don't really *want* a shot.
 
2012-11-24 11:00:18 AM
How much does she pay for sex? And if she pays by the inch, then it won't be worth subby's time.
 
2012-11-24 11:02:15 AM
I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.
 
2012-11-24 11:05:28 AM

Brick-House: How much does she pay for sex? And if she pays by the inch, then it won't be worth subby's time.


No, no, no... she pays you if you don't support a party that supports no rape exception for abortion legislation. She politely asks you for money for every no rape exception for abortion bill that your party supports.

I hope you've got some travelers checks, Brick.
 
2012-11-24 11:09:15 AM
she should invest some of her wealth into plastic surgery. lipo, tit job, ass lift, skin clearing. then MAYBE she can waitress at a strip club in miami or be bartender at a b-list bar here.
right now, the best she;s going to get is catering or bus boy jobs. i dont think shes even ready for hostess. id rather stick my dick in a glory hole.
you can fall into more attractive women on a tuesday night in miami.
 
2012-11-24 11:20:23 AM
If she's literally dedicated to that statement, good luck to her, but the competition is pretty stiff.
 
2012-11-24 11:30:17 AM
i284.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 11:31:54 AM
It's all fun and games until you get blasted with the Voltron of STDs.
 
2012-11-24 11:35:11 AM
 
2012-11-24 11:36:52 AM
Nope
 
2012-11-24 11:44:28 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: $he looks pretty nice walking nude on the beach


That picture lacks a paper bag.
 
2012-11-24 12:02:02 PM
This gimmick works? People buy this?
 
2012-11-24 12:12:29 PM
If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.
 
2012-11-24 12:14:56 PM

ZeroCorpse: If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.


I thought her music did that on its own
 
2012-11-24 12:19:36 PM
Still OK with that.
 
2012-11-24 12:20:15 PM

Sapient: I think with this one, even Farkers have a good shot.


Not unless they look like Mick Jagger.

/wtf?
 
2012-11-24 12:25:06 PM

Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


Somewhere, there's a black female rapper named "Susan".
 
2012-11-24 12:29:24 PM
globalnerdy.com
 
2012-11-24 12:46:34 PM

FuryOfFirestorm:


So you're saying she's totally invincible?
 
2012-11-24 12:50:36 PM

moothemagiccow: ZeroCorpse: If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.

I thought her music did that on its own


www.grayflannelsuit.net
 
2012-11-24 01:11:54 PM
Well, now how know how Captain Trips spreads.
 
2012-11-24 01:11:56 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

Somewhere, there's a black female rapper named "Susan".


That would bring balance to the universe.
 
2012-11-24 01:18:33 PM
I wouldn't do her with Ron Jeremy's dick.
 
2012-11-24 01:22:47 PM
If there was a contest to see who could have their dick melted off the fastest and the prize was $10,000,000, I would hit it.
 
2012-11-24 01:29:41 PM

titwrench: So roughly translated the record company realized she wasn't selling a lot of tickets and the numbers came in and she is doing well amongst stupid teenage girls. Record company to Ke$ha- "How are we going to tap into the brain dead teen boy market?" Ke$ha's response-"I could make them think I am going to bone them all."

Step 3. Profit


This. This article was planted to promote her tour/CD. The last sentence is evidence enough for that.
 
2012-11-24 01:36:15 PM
And so backstage a gangbang with triple penetration takes place and then the videos get on the internet and so on...
 
2012-11-24 01:50:03 PM

ZeroCorpse: If you could somehow capture the essence of her vagina and weaponize it, you'd have an effective defense against tasteful men everywhere.



*favorites ZeroCorpse = green #2 = captioned "weaponized ke$ha vagina essence"*
 
2012-11-24 01:54:16 PM
Nope - not for me - probably catch a venereal disease - Kadollara - and probably resistant to penicillin!
 
2012-11-24 02:04:21 PM
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 02:25:29 PM
cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2012-11-24 02:30:00 PM
I don't care what you farkers say, I'll !@#$# Ke$ha in all her frumpy hotness. First I'll start by !@#$ing her !@#$ in the !@#$ with a big !@#$ing @#%$. After that, she can !@#$ my !@#$ while !@#$ing a !@#$ with !@#$ in her !@#$ while another !@#$, !@#$s a !@#$ with a !@#$.
 
2012-11-24 02:41:37 PM
Funny thing is, if she was like a coworker, or someone I'd occasionally see at the grocery store, I might be thinking: "I'd hit that, maybe."

Except she's Kesha, and that makes my cloaca close up in its armored shell.
 
2012-11-24 03:07:01 PM
Call me when it's Bethany from Best Coast.
 
2012-11-24 03:07:48 PM
If you Live every night like you're gonna die young...You probably will.
 
2012-11-24 03:10:33 PM

JerkyMeat: If you Live every night like you're gonna die young...You probably will.


No. The musicians you want to live forever die at 27. The musicians you want to die now live forever.

Ke$ha is 25. Let's hope there are enough people who love her to cause her to die in 2 years.
 
2012-11-24 03:22:09 PM
Thanks for the favorite. I hope not to disappoint you. Just remember all my posts have essentially the same tone and context and you'll save yourself from having conniptions over how much of an ass I am.

/Even I can admit that jokes at Kedollarha's expense are low-hanging fruit.
//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?
 
2012-11-24 03:22:35 PM

styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]


Oh hell, why not? I'll get in line, just to say I did.
 
2012-11-24 03:32:11 PM

ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?


thedailyfix.com
 
2012-11-24 03:45:38 PM
Meh...I guess she looks ok, but she's not even in my top 100 fantasy list
 
2012-11-24 04:07:07 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]


Confused. I guess if I turn it sideways it could be a gagged dolphin...but not sure if real...
 
2012-11-24 04:40:46 PM
I'd give her 9 inches amd make it hurt

only need three 100mg viagra's and a Louisville slugger
 
2012-11-24 04:41:55 PM
Don't know what a Kesha is.

Checks article.

I'm out.
 
2012-11-24 05:13:15 PM

Bhruic: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?

For the same reason that when a female teacher has sex with a male student, that student is so damn lucky, and how come I didn't have teachers like that, while a male teacher and a female student is what a perverted fark that teacher is, he should be strung up.

Double standards exist.


part of it is that the female teachers are often good looking and the male teachers are almost universally nasty lechers.
 
2012-11-24 05:13:16 PM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.


NSFWithLoveStains

Someone got pretty close to that, NSFW link
 
2012-11-24 05:35:15 PM

Gunderson: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I'd hit it. She's not very good looking, but she's a celebrity. It would make for a good story.

/I'd make sure that I blasted a load all over her face though. Then I'd throw glitter in it.

NSFWithLoveStains

Someone got pretty close to that, NSFW link


Weird. That picture actually repulsed me. I didn't think that was possible...
 
2012-11-24 06:59:17 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-11-24 07:01:58 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Yeah, why can't men have babies?
 
2012-11-24 07:05:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

[thedailyfix.com image 450x675]

HAHAHAHAHA


Well, he did ask. :)
 
2012-11-24 07:13:22 PM

Apos: Well, he did ask. :)


Perfect setup and follow-through, man. :)
 
2012-11-24 07:14:41 PM

Ooba Tooba: Mugato: moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.

And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses

Kidding of course. /whenever I see your name "Mr roboto" runs through my head, mugato replacing roboto/


Oh, thanks for that. Now I'm doing it!
 
2012-11-24 07:16:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Well, he did ask. :)

Perfect setup and follow-through, man. :)



*tips bowler hat* Thank you, sir!
 
2012-11-24 07:59:39 PM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 550x825]


no she's not
 
2012-11-24 08:27:26 PM
I might, but if I have to buy a ticket and attend her show first the deal is off.
 
2012-11-24 08:28:27 PM

Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?


Is that the front or the back?
 
2012-11-24 08:45:24 PM

Macinfarker: Apos: ZeroCorpse:



//You know what else is low hanging when it comes to Kedollarha?

Is that the front or the back?


The latter, though it could just as well apply to the former.
 
2012-11-24 09:12:20 PM
I would do her (assuming no STD risk, which is unlikely with her), but I would say even most Farkers have done better. She looks great from the neck up, but once you get below that, she looks like a refrigerator.
 
2012-11-24 09:29:42 PM
Seriously? Bone-ing Kesha now (leaving out the $ since it's stupid) is like eating gum that you found chewed up and stucked under the park bench. You just don't know who ate it and who has what sort of diseases. Bleh...
 
2012-11-24 09:32:41 PM
FTA: I drink and I bone - so get over it.

Not sure I'm going to get over the mental image of her sporting a boner, to be honest. DO NOT WANT.
 
2012-11-25 12:33:34 AM
Don't even know who this supposed person is, she's far below my standards in terms of beauty and intelligence, and she looks like she's 45 but they say she's 25.

Do not want. If I'm at a bar and this is the last option, I'm just going home to watch Sportscenter.
 
2012-11-25 02:27:40 AM
Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?
 
2012-11-25 02:59:03 AM
I probably would, if drunk enough, but I fail to see how she's any more impressive than any other closing time hookup I've ever had.
 
2012-11-25 04:23:19 AM
Just like John Travolta.
 
2012-11-25 10:20:45 AM

stoli n coke: I probably would, if drunk enough, but I fail to see how she's any more impressive than any other closing time hookup I've ever had.


You wake up with a lot of transsexuals, huh?
 
2012-11-25 02:38:25 PM

Funbags: Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?


True, but the likelihood of finding it bleached and well maintained is slim. You'll be lucky if remnants of a taco dinner aren't left on your rig upon exiting.
 
2012-11-25 03:15:38 PM

Funbags: Her butthole can't get preggers, so why not?


No, but if she sleeps on her stomach and some leaks out...
 
2012-11-25 09:09:28 PM
N-A
S-T
Y-H
Oh, you a nasty ho!

N-A
S-T
Y-H
Oh, you a nasty ho!

Thinking bout boinking you,
makes my nutsack itch.
Hittin' on you- whuh?
You need a bath, biatch!
 
2012-11-26 04:22:26 AM
I don't have to attend the concert or listen to any of her "music," do I? No? Well, then I'm in.
 
2012-11-26 06:31:54 AM

machoprogrammer: I would do her (assuming no STD risk, which is unlikely with her), but I would say even most Farkers have done better. She looks great from the neck up, but once you get below that, she looks like a refrigerator.


thank you
 
2012-11-26 11:17:11 AM
"I don't want to be a member of any country club that would accept me as a member." - Groucho Marx

I feel the same way about any woman who would agree to a one-nighter with me.
 
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