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(Daily Star)   KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 132
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2012-11-24 07:06:42 AM
Inb4 Studmen69...
 
2012-11-24 07:07:51 AM
I would wrap it first. Not for contraception, what are the chances that a millionaire is going to track down 1000 men for a small paternity suit.

/I'm probably way too ugly.
 
2012-11-24 07:46:49 AM
I'm OK she won't be having sex with me, I'm not a prude or anything but I don't want my schwanz to drop off.
 
2012-11-24 08:05:50 AM
Will she scream my name in auto tune?
 
2012-11-24 08:07:10 AM
Hey men, this could be all yours!!

i.imgur.com

Meanwhile, at the line..

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-24 08:09:16 AM
She is a good looking woman, but anyone that wants to have sex with as many men as possible is not someone I wanna schtup.

With middle age comes at least a LITTLE wisdom.
 
2012-11-24 08:13:58 AM

danielscissorhands: Will she scream my name in auto tune?


Now that made me laugh


Regarding the article, big deal. She sounds like every college aged girl, just so happens that newspapers want to hear what she says.
 
2012-11-24 08:22:01 AM
Well, that's... a weight off my mind, I guess? Or something?

I'm only really aware that she exists when there are Fark threads about her, honestly, if someone brought her up in actual conversation it'd probably take me a couple minutes to even remember the basics of why she's famous-ish.

//Possibly getting old.
 
2012-11-24 08:24:13 AM
In case you don't want to click the link, here is the article in its entirety:
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour.
The American singer, 25, openly admits: "A man can sit around and talk about sex and they're a rock star.
"If a woman says it, they sound like a slut.
"I drink and I bone - so get over it.
"I don't get clingy. Live every night like you're gonna die young."
 
2012-11-24 08:28:38 AM
Maybe if I insert cash into her keha she'll put out for me?
 
2012-11-24 08:29:48 AM
Though to be fair.. she does look like a man
 
2012-11-24 08:30:04 AM
I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.
 
2012-11-24 08:35:58 AM
I intend to drink all the remaining bourbon in the house and eat the last of the pecan pie. Where's my story?
 
2012-11-24 08:37:45 AM
Thanks for the warning.
 
2012-11-24 08:40:28 AM

Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


RACIST!
 
2012-11-24 08:42:35 AM
She's attractive enough, I guess.... but she has "STD epidemic" written all over her.
 
2012-11-24 08:44:57 AM
I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.
 
2012-11-24 08:49:19 AM

Smashed Hat: I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.


Don't worry, if it's with you, I'm sure she'll be humiliated.
 
2012-11-24 08:54:57 AM

Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!


Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.
 
2012-11-24 08:56:03 AM

Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.


she is not black? really?
 
2012-11-24 09:00:15 AM

moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.


Or a white dude named DeShaun
 
2012-11-24 09:01:09 AM

moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.


And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses
 
2012-11-24 09:08:58 AM

Mugato: moothemagiccow: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: I still can't believe with a name like "KE$HA" she's not a black rapper.

RACIST!

Seriously though, a lot of black women are named Keisha. It's like there being a famous Japanese guy called Jamal.

And the dollar sign because "those people" are always rapping about money.

/lighten up, you Francesses


Kidding of course. /whenever I see your name "Mr roboto" runs through my head, mugato replacing roboto/
 
2012-11-24 09:11:32 AM

stoli n coke: Smashed Hat: I'd have sex with her if I could find a way to make the act as humiliating as possible. For one of us, anyway.

Don't worry, if it's with you, I'm sure she'll be humiliated.


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-24 09:19:17 AM
Meh. I've done worse
 
2012-11-24 09:21:50 AM
No "Do not want" pics? Must be too early in the morning for the average farker.
 
2012-11-24 09:23:54 AM
Why is this news? I could have told you that just by looking at her.
 
2012-11-24 09:25:09 AM
i284.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 09:27:14 AM
See, here's where men and women are different :

For her to have sex with as many men as possible, all she needs to be is willing, and occasionally be hosed off and lubed afresh between the legs.

The Men have a much harder challenge, as the giant pool of vomit from previous men will establish an upper limit...
 
2012-11-24 09:27:51 AM
Maybe this is what the Mayans were predicting? The rise of the ultimate hybrid STD?
 
2012-11-24 09:27:52 AM

CarnySaur: In case you don't want to click the link, here is the article in its entirety:
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour.
The American singer, 25, openly admits: "A man can sit around and talk about sex and they're a rock star.
"If a woman says it, they sound like a slut.
"I drink and I bone - so get over it.
"I don't get clingy. Live every night like you're gonna die young."

 
2012-11-24 09:28:10 AM

ghoti_nap: No "Do not want" pics? Must be too early in the morning for the average farker.


I honestly don't think a lot of guys find her "hot", because, well, she's not.
Having said that, I'd allow her the privilege of doing me, but I wouldn't brag about it afterwards.
 
2012-11-24 09:29:14 AM

styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]


male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?
 
2012-11-24 09:31:41 AM
Replace "Helen Hunt" with "Ke$ha" and you've got my response
 
2012-11-24 09:32:44 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


For the same reason that when a female teacher has sex with a male student, that student is so damn lucky, and how come I didn't have teachers like that, while a male teacher and a female student is what a perverted fark that teacher is, he should be strung up.

Double standards exist.
 
2012-11-24 09:35:49 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Uh.. No one ever said that.. Nice try though at a forced debate..
 
2012-11-24 09:38:14 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


What do you mean they're "not allowed". Is there some law preventing it? Or are you just making shiat up?
 
2012-11-24 09:39:32 AM

cman: Inb4 Studmen69...


What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.
 
2012-11-24 09:42:52 AM

steamingpile: cman: Inb4 Studmen69...

What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.


Yeah. I've tapped better than her, and I'm not exactly a male model.
 
2012-11-24 09:42:59 AM
For her next album she'll change her name to "P4ti3nt Zer0"
 
2012-11-24 09:44:50 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Women aren't as picky, and once a man leaves puberty he starts to care about looks, women crave power, attitude more while men want a nice rack, nice ass, or nice face. She's got none of those.
 
2012-11-24 09:44:56 AM
It's okay if her boobs are small, but she has no ass at all! Her ass is so flat, Mark Sanchez would refuse to slide into it to fumble a ball.
 
2012-11-24 09:46:09 AM
Eh, could be fun.
 
2012-11-24 09:50:59 AM
She has boobs, but I found a picture of her before she grew them.
t1.gstatic.com
 
Slu
2012-11-24 09:52:34 AM
I'd tap that.
 
2012-11-24 09:52:51 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: styckx: Hey men, this could be all yours!!

[i.imgur.com image 580x526]

Meanwhile, at the line..

[i.imgur.com image 640x432]

male rock stars, particularly those from the 80s, 70s and 60s, looks substantially worse.
women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

why?


Religion. See Eve, Salem, Yoko, Courtney, etc
 
2012-11-24 09:53:28 AM

WhippingBoy: steamingpile: cman: Inb4 Studmen69...

What? I am betting half or more of Fark is farking better than her, not to mention the disease.

Yeah. I've tapped better than her, and I'm not exactly a male model.


I've tapped fat chicks in a drunken stupor better than her. At least they had curves.
 
2012-11-24 09:55:13 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.


Whut?
 
2012-11-24 10:04:54 AM
Hotdogs down a hallway? Only on Fark do men think that regularly exercising a muscle makes it weaker.
 
2012-11-24 10:05:45 AM

doglover: ExperianScaresCthulhu: women are allowed to be groupies, but not to choose groupies.

Whut?


Just ignore it. Some women need to convince themselves that all their problems are due to the existence of an oppressive hegemonic patriarchy that exists solely to keep them down. It's much easier for them to believe this than actually work on improving themselves.
 
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