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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest   (star-telegram.com ) divider line
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2012-11-24 06:50:04 AM  
5 votes:

Bukharin: whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument or the full ten?
2012-11-23 11:48:06 PM  
5 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Still king of the hill
2012-11-23 11:19:15 PM  
5 votes:
Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

i22.photobucket.com
2012-11-24 11:14:09 AM  
3 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-11-24 09:45:54 AM  
3 votes:

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Who you calling an idiot?
2012-11-24 08:29:06 AM  
3 votes:
Medic Zero

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname:
If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No, it's true, Python does suck.



I hate Python because of whitespace significance, arcane documentation, the use of underscores, lack of backwards compatibility between versions, clumsy 'for' loops and unreadability.
2012-11-24 05:43:49 AM  
3 votes:
He is survived by his other brother, Larry.
2012-11-24 01:33:27 AM  
3 votes:
Larry Hagman's last words: "Blackest. Friday. Ever."
2012-11-24 12:20:25 AM  
3 votes:

Nidabriz: Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(


Me.

\ Now Jeannie, stand on the other side of the room and make your tongue 6' long and lick the back of my...
2012-11-24 10:34:37 AM  
2 votes:

Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.


See, a real old fart would say "I don't find them funny", because he knows other people have other opinions. Fake Old Farts take the Grandpa Simpson approach and proclaim whatever is inside their head as Fact.

You know, Fox News viewers.

m2.mattters.com

\my lawn is covered in leaves, but I'm gonna let the winter rake 'em
\\still would watch Python over 90% of what's on TV today
2012-11-24 09:45:41 AM  
2 votes:

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


Jack Daniels
2012-11-24 07:31:27 AM  
2 votes:

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ - rain on your wedding day
2012-11-23 11:27:16 PM  
2 votes:
And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

www.swrnn.comwww.furiacontralamaquina.com
2012-11-23 11:25:50 PM  
2 votes:
i158.photobucket.com">


/obligatory
//goddammitsomuch.
2012-11-23 11:22:07 PM  
2 votes:

blogs.orlandosentinel.com
www.celebritiesheight.com

RIP JR EWING

2012-11-23 11:20:04 PM  
2 votes:
Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.
2012-11-25 12:59:06 AM  
1 vote:
Strange that there was a Jeannie & Bewitched post, Sad that it was a death notice for Larry. It's like the strange coincidences between Kennedy & Lincoln
2012-11-24 03:55:08 PM  
1 vote:
Think I wore out a patch of carpet in front of the tv grinding my prepubescent groin into the floor watching her every week.
papericons.com
2012-11-24 03:46:53 PM  
1 vote:

TastyEloi: To all those who don't find Python funny, you're certainly entitled to your opinion.


The fact still is, Larry Hagman did his best work with Monty Python. In fact, he left the troupe over a disagreement with John Cleese over whether or not to change the name to "Larry Hagman's Flying Circus". When Cleese refused, Larry shot him, and that ended up being the basis for the famous "Who Shot J.R.?" Dynasty episode.
2012-11-24 12:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Damn movie still gives me nightmares, and I did six years in Strategic Air Command. RIP, Mr. Hagman.


letrole: Monty Python is not funny.


Sir, my seconds shall call upon you in the morning.
2012-11-24 12:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
www.turnbullclan.com

RIP LARRY HAGMAN
2012-11-24 10:27:25 AM  
1 vote:
If Jeannie can't bring him back maybe a witch can.

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-11-24 09:14:34 AM  
1 vote:

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Well, to be fair, she did change his face and alter everyone's memories so they didn't even think twice about it.,
2012-11-24 08:48:45 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.


No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"
2012-11-24 08:45:31 AM  
1 vote:

Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-24 08:23:23 AM  
1 vote:

ranev700:  

I also consider her a person of interest.


FINALLY! This thread delivers. And we only had to endure a 100+ comment thread of Hagman's liver transplants and an argument over whether Monty Python sucks to get to subby's slowball pitch, which ranev700 knocked out of the park.

Still in your food comas, fellow Farkers?
2012-11-24 08:11:49 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


So if he bit it at 80, the next generation is like what? 60?
2012-11-24 07:31:10 AM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.
2012-11-24 07:17:21 AM  
1 vote:
I did a GIS on Mary Cosby and she didn't age well:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-11-24 07:15:27 AM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious


Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..
2012-11-24 01:16:04 AM  
1 vote:
That dude was a hard partying sonofabiatch! He was wasted drunk on I Dream of Jeannie almost every day, but managed to do his work. There are tales of him showing up to the set on off days and pissing all over all the furniture. Just a real Hollywood partier, God bless him!

R.I. P Major Nelson
2012-11-24 01:05:59 AM  
1 vote:
Thank the soap gods he didn't live to see the Dallas reboot become reality.

Good bye, Jeanie's Master.
2012-11-24 12:57:00 AM  
1 vote:
"One of these days, Murdoch, we're gonna pool together and get you someone who won't fight back. Like a quadruple amputee."
img.spokeo.com

"The radio said it might clear this afternoon, sir."
www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Good night, Mr. Hagman, the good and the bad.
2012-11-24 12:52:56 AM  
1 vote:
Let's show some respect for the man who directed "Beware! The Blob".
2012-11-24 12:35:28 AM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.
2012-11-24 12:19:36 AM  
1 vote:
I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?
2012-11-24 12:10:25 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


The ratings on Dallas: TNG skew old, meaning mostly old people were watching, probably because of JR and Bobby. Now, the main attraction is old.


Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

/Goodnight, Spare Liver Man.
2012-11-24 12:05:13 AM  
1 vote:
Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(
2012-11-23 11:59:44 PM  
1 vote:

clintster: Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.


OMG. I didn't know that. I only remember him from Dallas and later.
2012-11-23 11:55:36 PM  
1 vote:
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.
2012-11-23 11:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
Damn!

blog.inetvideo.com
2012-11-23 11:43:01 PM  
1 vote:

i229.photobucket.com
RIP - J.R.

2012-11-23 11:37:30 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh. Now who is going to hawk our solar panels?
2012-11-23 11:20:34 PM  
1 vote:
Goodnight, Jeannie man.
2012-11-23 11:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
Barbara Eden's navel inconsolable.
2012-11-23 11:20:28 PM  
1 vote:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-11-23 11:13:53 PM  
1 vote:
Who shot J.R.'s liver?
 
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