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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest   (star-telegram.com) divider line 218
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2012-11-24 09:20:30 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?

Who?


You know, Dobbin.
 
2012-11-24 09:22:26 AM
s9.postimage.org

RIP Marvin Hagler
 
2012-11-24 09:23:32 AM
The article I read quoted him as saying that on the Dallas set he would pop a bottle of champagne at 9 am and keep it flowing all day. The article also mentioned he poured bourbon on his cornflakes once. That's a guy I would have liked to have known!
 
2012-11-24 09:43:38 AM

Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill


+1
 
2012-11-24 09:44:50 AM

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


So they really didn't "go" anywhere
 
2012-11-24 09:45:41 AM

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


Jack Daniels
 
2012-11-24 09:45:54 AM

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Who you calling an idiot?
 
2012-11-24 09:51:54 AM

zvoidx: TV's Vinnie: And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

[www.swrnn.com image 336x444][www.furiacontralamaquina.com image 288x360]

Totally hot...but that pic is from 1987 when she was 53. She's 78 now. Link

a target="_blank" href="http://">Link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Barbara-Eden . jpg/220px-Barbara-Eden.jpg
Still not too bad at 78
 
2012-11-24 09:59:26 AM
"Dallas co-stars Linda Gray and Patrick Duffy were reportedly with him when he died.... Hagman filmed six of the 15 episodes for season two of Dallas, which is set to return Jan. 28." Link
 
2012-11-24 10:04:19 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?


ahem...

when the "WHO SHOT J.R." hype was going on, there were a run of cheap shirts that said "I SHOT J.R."
with the variant "humour" version" proclaiming "I SHOT JFK". later, there were the "I SHOT J.P. Patches" which was a local punk thing....


it was a big conversation starter...mostly with morans...

wasn't as funny as say the "CANCER IN MY DING DONG!" or "MY WIFE HAS CANCER HAHAHAHAHA " shirts but it was funny...
 
2012-11-24 10:08:36 AM
RIP
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-24 10:09:23 AM

Medic Zero: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No, it's true, Python does suck.


+1000000000 PRINCESS SUPERTROLL AWARD POINTS!
 
2012-11-24 10:13:10 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?


ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...
 
2012-11-24 10:15:45 AM
mrbrandonmarcus.files.wordpress.com

RIP Carl's Jr. 

(wishful thinking; hate their sloppy-food commercials)
 
2012-11-24 10:22:48 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Many a Friday nights in my childhood where my parents rushed us up the stairs after the Dukes of Hazzard because Dallas wasn't a 'kids show'. .



So much THIS! My foster mother Ms. Bobby and the neighbor lady would watch it together. My foster mom had a beauty parlor and all week the wimmins would talk about what happened and could barely contain themselves until the following week.

/Ms. Bobby passed 5 years ago. I love that lady.
//now I has a sad.
 
2012-11-24 10:27:25 AM
If Jeannie can't bring him back maybe a witch can.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-24 10:28:53 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-24 10:32:07 AM
Under appreciated was his face in black & white. Check him out in Fail Safe, where I think he delivers an excellent performance. (And if you've never seen it, watch it for Walter Matthau scaring the hell out of you.)

www.celluloidheroreviews.com
 
2012-11-24 10:32:30 AM

Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...


*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.
 
2012-11-24 10:34:37 AM

Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.


See, a real old fart would say "I don't find them funny", because he knows other people have other opinions. Fake Old Farts take the Grandpa Simpson approach and proclaim whatever is inside their head as Fact.

You know, Fox News viewers.

m2.mattters.com

\my lawn is covered in leaves, but I'm gonna let the winter rake 'em
\\still would watch Python over 90% of what's on TV today
 
2012-11-24 10:37:21 AM

Haliburton Cummings: Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...

*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.


Crap! I quoted the wrong guy.

/Apologies.
//Do disregard my inane natterings,
///Off to punch myself in the head some more.
 
2012-11-24 10:48:03 AM

Derwood: Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?

Who you calling an idiot?


weiserbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-24 10:57:48 AM

ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 390x376] 

I also consider her a person of interest.


And to think Bing Crosby fathered that pretty thing. Genetics are interesting.

//she never really did anything after, did she?
 
2012-11-24 11:12:26 AM

ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"



lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.
 
2012-11-24 11:12:27 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...

*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.


oh no let me call the paper...to be ignored by you is newsworthy.
 
2012-11-24 11:13:16 AM

Mini Ditka: HempHead: Jim Nabors


What do you call two gay healthclubs that are next door to each other?


YMCA?
 
2012-11-24 11:13:59 AM

Madbassist1: ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"


lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.


You might try for an example that's actually true.
 
2012-11-24 11:14:09 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-24 11:19:33 AM

Peaceboy: Larry Hagman's last words: "Blackest. Friday. Ever."


I logged in just to give this one a Funny vote. Kudos to you, sir!
 
2012-11-24 11:50:42 AM
Paging Dr. Bombay...
 
2012-11-24 11:56:15 AM
media.ticketmaster.com

R.I.P. Larry the Cable Guy.
 
2012-11-24 11:58:23 AM

ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 439x399]


Well done and said.
 
2012-11-24 12:06:35 PM
www.turnbullclan.com

RIP LARRY HAGMAN
 
2012-11-24 12:14:23 PM
www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Damn movie still gives me nightmares, and I did six years in Strategic Air Command. RIP, Mr. Hagman.


letrole: Monty Python is not funny.


Sir, my seconds shall call upon you in the morning.
 
2012-11-24 12:17:31 PM
Never watched Dallas. Still never seen an episode.
Will watch Jeannie anytime,anyplace.
Just grab that ponytail Major, it's what she really wants!

/Major Healy had it right
//Python sucked
///my snakes and scorpions filled lawn is patient...
 
2012-11-24 12:18:33 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill

[s9.postimage.org image 475x342]
RIP HAGFISH


Goddamn you. *shakes tiny fist*

Now I have to go with an alternate.
retromedia.ign.com
RIP Bagman
 
2012-11-24 12:20:18 PM

you are a puppet: I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?


The man knew how to enjoy himself. I recall reading some article...unsurprisingly prior to the liver transplant...describing his epic bacannales at his Malibu beach house.

Ol' Larry knew how to get down.
 
2012-11-24 12:25:59 PM
I remember that one time when Jeannie got him into such a pickle. I really thought Dr. Bellos would catch him with his magical sex slave-in-a-bottle.
 
2012-11-24 12:38:57 PM
Well, THIS sucks. :-(
 
2012-11-24 12:45:14 PM
So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.
 
2012-11-24 12:48:57 PM

Any Pie Left: So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.


Dr. Bellos was gay, if that's any help.
 
2012-11-24 01:00:01 PM

texdent: As soon as I return from Orlando, I will watch the revival of Dallas in his honor.


No one cares that you're in Orlando, that first part of your post could have been left out
 
2012-11-24 01:09:17 PM

Darth_Lukecash: John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.

What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.


Alternate reality. Bobby discovers he's from an underworld community and Sue Ellen is Secretary of Defense.
 
2012-11-24 01:18:52 PM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 439x399]

Well done and said.


Seconded.

/and Linda Gray is still hot
 
2012-11-24 01:21:14 PM

Any Pie Left: So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.


He was Captain Jack Harkness before Captain Jack Harkness.

/get Barrowman for the reboot
 
2012-11-24 01:25:29 PM

raptusregaliter: UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver throat?

FTFE

//died of throat cancer
///doesn't matter, all that partying for years and years did him in
/change came too late
/see ya later, darlin'


You sound like my mother in law; biatching about all her relatives bad choices that "did them in" in their 80's. He indulged in the excess he wanted and grew old anyway. If you seriously think he would wish to have lived like an ascetic to gain precious years of doddery you need to remove the thorny branch from your rectum.
 
2012-11-24 01:28:37 PM

shinjitsuism: Wooooow... I just saw him at the Giants/Cowboys game game in Dallas last month... wow.


I heard him do a live radio interview just a couple of weeks ago in DFW. Sounded tired but pretty much the same as the last several years.

RIP South Fork man.
 
2012-11-24 01:29:08 PM
came for the murdoch reference, rolling away happily on a gurney
 
2012-11-24 01:37:45 PM

Madbassist1: LonMead: Or, maybe, just possibly, different people find different things funny. Doesn't make it not funny, just makes it not funny to you. I'm quite confident that several of the things you find funny would leave quite a few others scratching their heads and going "huh?".

The farking point is, if you total us all up, far more would find python in the category of "not Funny" sorry, its fact, get over it.


Aye for "not even a little funny" and it was right in my wheelhouse age wise. The fans seemed an odd combination of pretentious dorks, for the most part. And that's based on the ones that I was friends with.
 
2012-11-24 03:01:51 PM
IT WAS KRISTEN!!

Does no one remember?
 
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