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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest   (star-telegram.com) divider line 218
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2012-11-24 05:33:05 AM
media.giantbomb.com
RIP JR.
/I swear, this is the only RIP meme I will ever do (well, until Jim Ross dies, then I'll pay it back to Hagman). I'm sorry!
 
2012-11-24 05:43:49 AM
He is survived by his other brother, Larry.
 
2012-11-24 06:05:13 AM
I knew that J.R. and Major Nelson were the same guy, but I didn't know he was mothered by the female Peter Pan, Mary Martin.
 
2012-11-24 06:47:58 AM
Wasnt he a major asshole on i dream of jeannie?
 
2012-11-24 06:50:04 AM

Bukharin: whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument or the full ten?
 
2012-11-24 07:06:00 AM
The Sopranos was a terrible show. It was groundbreaking and all that shiat and it started the hourlong cable drama trend with tits and the word fark but it really doesn't hold up. The arcs go nowhere, characters are killed off and replaced with almost exactly the same character, same rank except it was "my cousin" and I love him but he was in jail or pennsylvania or some shiat for the last four years. Every episode they're running a new scam that they've always run but we've never seen before.
 
2012-11-24 07:08:03 AM

whatshisname: Bukharin: 1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.


oh puhleeze. Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:14:09 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. HANGMAN
 
2012-11-24 07:14:31 AM
Monty Python is not funny.
 
2012-11-24 07:14:52 AM

LonMead: Or, maybe, just possibly, different people find different things funny. Doesn't make it not funny, just makes it not funny to you. I'm quite confident that several of the things you find funny would leave quite a few others scratching their heads and going "huh?".


The farking point is, if you total us all up, far more would find python in the category of "not Funny" sorry, its fact, get over it.
 
2012-11-24 07:15:27 AM

Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious


Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..
 
2012-11-24 07:16:34 AM

Gwendolyn: I always think of him as Major Nelson more than JR. I think it was because of all that Nick at Night I watched when my kids were babies and they wouldn't sleep.


I don't even know who this junior cat is??
 
2012-11-24 07:17:21 AM
I did a GIS on Mary Cosby and she didn't age well:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-24 07:17:50 AM
People who think Monty Python is funny also tend to consider Dr Who to be science fiction for intellectuals.
 
2012-11-24 07:19:00 AM
Loved him in F Troop!
 
2012-11-24 07:23:43 AM

TommieFunk: [upload.wikimedia.org image 256x256]
R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.


Sorry for the repeat, we'll done, I was a bit over zealous
 
2012-11-24 07:28:48 AM

Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..


Learn the definition of 'irony'
 
2012-11-24 07:31:10 AM

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.
 
2012-11-24 07:31:27 AM

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ - rain on your wedding day
 
2012-11-24 07:35:40 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ - rain on your wedding day


ok, that made me LOL, bravo, sir.
 
2012-11-24 07:37:25 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com 

I also consider her a person of interest.
 
2012-11-24 07:37:57 AM

Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.


um...not at all. Lauding the comedy of a troupe that I find to be PAINFULLY unfunny just because everyone else does...now THAT would be pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:43:13 AM

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

um...not at all. Lauding the comedy of a troupe that I find to be PAINFULLY unfunny just because everyone else does...now THAT would be pretentious.


I'm pretty sure it's something like this:

Unfunny people - calling them funny = easily amused.

Funny people - calling them unfunny = pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:44:00 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
R.I.P. Gangnam

/someone had to do it
 
2012-11-24 07:47:37 AM
Was he an organ donor? Or do they not allow re-gifting?
 
2012-11-24 07:48:27 AM

Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill


s9.postimage.org
RIP HAGFISH
 
2012-11-24 07:48:47 AM
images.kpopstarz.com

R.I.P GANGNAM
 
2012-11-24 07:50:58 AM

iron de havilland: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]
R.I.P. Gangnam
/someone had to do it


Damn it! Still, I was first in the Father Ted - I Shot JR pic.
 
2012-11-24 07:51:49 AM
As soon as I return from Orlando, I will watch the revival of Dallas in his honor.
 
2012-11-24 08:06:15 AM

Jackpot777: iron de havilland: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]
R.I.P. Gangnam
/someone had to do it

Damn it! Still, I was first in the Father Ted - I Shot JR pic.


I was going to post that.

But my GIS for it had this thread in the results.
 
2012-11-24 08:11:49 AM

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


So if he bit it at 80, the next generation is like what? 60?
 
2012-11-24 08:15:43 AM

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


and Homicide: Life on the Street. I always said it was the best thing television ever produced. Once The Wire came along it was supplanted at #1, but still in the top three.
 
2012-11-24 08:17:24 AM

Never thought I'd break this out of cold storage again...

i364.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 08:18:55 AM

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'


No, it's true, Python does suck.
 
2012-11-24 08:23:23 AM

ranev700:  

I also consider her a person of interest.


FINALLY! This thread delivers. And we only had to endure a 100+ comment thread of Hagman's liver transplants and an argument over whether Monty Python sucks to get to subby's slowball pitch, which ranev700 knocked out of the park.

Still in your food comas, fellow Farkers?
 
2012-11-24 08:29:06 AM
Medic Zero

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname:
If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No, it's true, Python does suck.



I hate Python because of whitespace significance, arcane documentation, the use of underscores, lack of backwards compatibility between versions, clumsy 'for' loops and unreadability.
 
2012-11-24 08:31:44 AM

HempHead: Jim Nabors



What do you call two gay healthclubs that are next door to each other?
 
2012-11-24 08:35:03 AM

drdank: Loved him in F Troop!


And Hogan's Heroes...
 
2012-11-24 08:35:51 AM
www.wearysloth.com

/R.I.P. Larry
/and Tonto
 
2012-11-24 08:40:27 AM
myboxing.com

RIP LARRY HAGMAN

Not so "Marvelous" now, are you?
 
2012-11-24 08:45:31 AM

Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-24 08:48:45 AM

Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.


No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"
 
2012-11-24 08:51:54 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

[i22.photobucket.com image 850x474]


lol Thanks for that. That movie is how I will honour the memory of Larry Hagman.

/and if that doesn't work, mouth to mouth
 
2012-11-24 09:03:16 AM
RIP Major Nelson.

/never watched an episode of Dallas even though society screamed deafeningly to do so at the time.
 
2012-11-24 09:06:29 AM

Bukharin: whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


I can sing every Education Rock song from memory, so you get off MY lawn. Furthermore, Monty Python rules.
 
2012-11-24 09:06:36 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.


At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?
 
2012-11-24 09:13:36 AM
Jeannie Rocked but Dallas sucked.

Luvs me some Monty Python
 
2012-11-24 09:14:34 AM

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Well, to be fair, she did change his face and alter everyone's memories so they didn't even think twice about it.,
 
2012-11-24 09:16:32 AM

spman: I don't see how they could put his character on a bus...


I don't think his character ever got on the bus.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-24 09:18:07 AM

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


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