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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest   (star-telegram.com) divider line 218
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2012-11-23 11:13:53 PM  
Who shot J.R.'s liver?
 
2012-11-23 11:14:29 PM  
Well played, subby. Well played.
 
2012-11-23 11:14:37 PM  
And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.
 
2012-11-23 11:16:59 PM  
Patrick Duffy strikes again.
 
2012-11-23 11:18:29 PM  
I will have liver and onions in his honor.
 
2012-11-23 11:18:57 PM  
pfft. Death Shoots JR was funnier
 
2012-11-23 11:19:15 PM  
Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

i22.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 11:19:37 PM  
Got the sunnuvabiatch that time

/RIP, Master
 
2012-11-23 11:20:04 PM  
Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.
 
2012-11-23 11:20:05 PM  
I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...
 
2012-11-23 11:20:28 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 11:20:30 PM  
Barbara Eden's navel inconsolable.
 
2012-11-23 11:20:34 PM  
Goodnight, Jeannie man.
 
2012-11-23 11:22:07 PM  
blogs.orlandosentinel.com
www.celebritiesheight.com

RIP JR EWING
 
2012-11-23 11:22:15 PM  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


Bingo! I wonder how many times you get to the top of a Donor List because of TV Celebrity status. I'm guessing at least twice for this bottle of booze to last to 81.
 
2012-11-23 11:25:50 PM  
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/obligatory
//goddammitsomuch.
 
2012-11-23 11:27:16 PM  
And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

www.swrnn.comwww.furiacontralamaquina.com
 
2012-11-23 11:27:32 PM  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


He did.
 
2012-11-23 11:31:04 PM  
Aw. I had a little bit of a crush on Tony Nelson when I was a kid.
 
2012-11-23 11:33:55 PM  
Well, that sucks.
 
2012-11-23 11:35:20 PM  
Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.

+1 Subby.

RIP Iconic 70's NIghttime Soap Villian
 
2012-11-23 11:35:26 PM  

Max Awesome: Well, that sucks.


It does.
 
2012-11-23 11:36:37 PM  

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.
 
2012-11-23 11:37:30 PM  
Ugh. Now who is going to hawk our solar panels?
 
2012-11-23 11:40:13 PM  
RIP Larry. :(
 
2012-11-23 11:40:23 PM  
Never watched "Dallas," but I enjoyed watching "I Dream of Jeannie" on Nick at Nite's Block Party Summer. 81 is a good run. Goodbye, Larry Hagman.
 
2012-11-23 11:43:01 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
RIP - J.R. 
 
2012-11-23 11:46:56 PM  
Never cared for Dallas, but loved Larry Hagman in SOB and I Dream of Jeanne. Here he is on Dame Edna in 1987......

Link
 
2012-11-23 11:48:06 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Still king of the hill
 
2012-11-23 11:48:37 PM  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


All those shots of whiskey.
 
2012-11-23 11:50:28 PM  
I always think of him as Major Nelson more than JR. I think it was because of all that Nick at Night I watched when my kids were babies and they wouldn't sleep.
 
2012-11-23 11:51:38 PM  
Damn!

blog.inetvideo.com
 
2012-11-23 11:55:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.
 
2012-11-23 11:59:44 PM  

clintster: Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.


OMG. I didn't know that. I only remember him from Dallas and later.
 
2012-11-24 12:04:16 AM  

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


Thank God
 
2012-11-24 12:05:13 AM  
Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(
 
2012-11-24 12:08:01 AM  
He wanted to tell them he wasn't feeling feel but it happened on one of his "no talking" days.

Sad. Had he not been so inflexible he might very well still be with us today.

I also feel bad for his three sons: Beaver, Opie and Granpa.
 
2012-11-24 12:08:37 AM  
s/feeling feel/feeling well/
 
2012-11-24 12:10:25 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


The ratings on Dallas: TNG skew old, meaning mostly old people were watching, probably because of JR and Bobby. Now, the main attraction is old.


Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

/Goodnight, Spare Liver Man.
 
2012-11-24 12:11:23 AM  
Rest in peace Major Nelson. Dallas was an awesome show and it's fitting that even his fellow cast members were by his side.
 
2012-11-24 12:17:41 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.


Well, he does like to stay hydrated.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-24 12:18:37 AM  
What a shame, Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television, and JR Ewing will forever be an icon of the soap opera genre. JR was an integral part of Season 2 of the new series, I don't see how they could put his character on a bus without killing the show. Hell, he was the best part of the revival, and quite frankly my interest in the show without him has now dropped to almost zero. RIP Larry
 
2012-11-24 12:19:36 AM  
I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?
 
2012-11-24 12:20:25 AM  

Nidabriz: Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(


Me.

\ Now Jeannie, stand on the other side of the room and make your tongue 6' long and lick the back of my...
 
2012-11-24 12:22:43 AM  

spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television


Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.
 
2012-11-24 12:24:14 AM  
I have a sad. He was an icon in television villiany.
 
2012-11-24 12:28:43 AM  
I wonder if there will be a funeral procession up and down Malibu Beach?
 
2012-11-24 12:29:19 AM  
My step-monster is probably upset.
 
2012-11-24 12:32:51 AM  
Well, Mary Martin and her son are now reunited.
 
2012-11-24 12:35:28 AM  

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.
 
2012-11-24 12:36:20 AM  

TV's Vinnie: And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

[www.swrnn.com image 336x444][www.furiacontralamaquina.com image 288x360]


Totally hot...but that pic is from 1987 when she was 53. She's 78 now. Link
 
2012-11-24 12:39:03 AM  

Bukharin: 1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.



If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.
 
2012-11-24 12:41:49 AM  
R.I.P Larry Hagman

Link
 
2012-11-24 12:44:14 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...


Big grassy knoll fan, or what?
 
2012-11-24 12:44:58 AM  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver throat?


FTFE

//died of throat cancer
///doesn't matter, all that partying for years and years did him in
/change came too late
/see ya later, darlin'
 
2012-11-24 12:48:35 AM  

raptusregaliter: UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver throat?

FTFE

//died of throat cancer
///doesn't matter, all that partying for years and years did him in
/change came too late
/see ya later, darlin'


He was 81 and on, like, liver #2 or 3.

Many perfectly healthy people with all their original parts don't make it to 81-years-old.
 
2012-11-24 12:52:56 AM  
Let's show some respect for the man who directed "Beware! The Blob".
 
2012-11-24 12:53:15 AM  
I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.
 
2012-11-24 12:56:19 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...


Well,that seems in poor taste.......Wait,what?
 
2012-11-24 12:56:25 AM  

spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.


Well, retconning for TV. Comic books had been using it for years.
 
2012-11-24 12:57:00 AM  
"One of these days, Murdoch, we're gonna pool together and get you someone who won't fight back. Like a quadruple amputee."
img.spokeo.com

"The radio said it might clear this afternoon, sir."
www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Good night, Mr. Hagman, the good and the bad.
 
2012-11-24 01:00:01 AM  

spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.


That was rather ingenious.
 
2012-11-24 01:00:23 AM  

KrispyKritter: UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?

Bingo! I wonder how many times you get to the top of a Donor List because of TV Celebrity status. I'm guessing at least twice for this bottle of booze to last to 81.


Jim Nabors managed that as well.
 
2012-11-24 01:00:56 AM  
Can't Jeannie bring him back?
 
2012-11-24 01:02:21 AM  

JohnnyAqua: Can't Jeannie bring him back?


In your dreams
 
2012-11-24 01:03:14 AM  
It's no wonder his liver was gone. Every time somebody came into his Dallas office he'd pour drinks.
 
2012-11-24 01:05:06 AM  

whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.


Python sucks. Get over it.
 
2012-11-24 01:05:59 AM  
Thank the soap gods he didn't live to see the Dallas reboot become reality.

Good bye, Jeanie's Master.
 
2012-11-24 01:09:27 AM  
Wooooow... I just saw him at the Giants/Cowboys game game in Dallas last month... wow.
 
2012-11-24 01:10:30 AM  
Nearly impossible to find is the "Bathing with Larry Hagman" series of videos he did in the late 70's.
 
2012-11-24 01:10:46 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.


Keep on trollin'
 
2012-11-24 01:11:37 AM  
Say hello to Micky Mantle's liver
 
2012-11-24 01:15:22 AM  

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'


No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.
 
2012-11-24 01:15:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Thank the soap gods he didn't live to see the Dallas reboot become reality.

Good bye, Jeanie's Master.


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-11-24 01:16:04 AM  
That dude was a hard partying sonofabiatch! He was wasted drunk on I Dream of Jeannie almost every day, but managed to do his work. There are tales of him showing up to the set on off days and pissing all over all the furniture. Just a real Hollywood partier, God bless him!

R.I. P Major Nelson
 
2012-11-24 01:20:56 AM  

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.



This just in.

Different people like different things.
And....you're wrong. Mainly because I can tell you weren't even alive during Dallas from the shows you listed.
 
2012-11-24 01:22:59 AM  
Many a Friday nights in my childhood where my parents rushed us up the stairs after the Dukes of Hazzard because Dallas wasn't a 'kids show'. I know the theme by heart though! It wasn't until years later that I put two and two together and realized J.R. Ewing was Major Nelson.

81 is a helluva a run for what he went through. See you on the other side, Mr. Hagman.
 
2012-11-24 01:26:02 AM  
RIP JR
 
2012-11-24 01:26:50 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.


Trolling, lying, whatever.
 
2012-11-24 01:31:58 AM  

Alphax: Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.

Trolling, lying, whatever.


Sorry. Right. Hilarious. Funny walks. Just like Benny Hill.
 
2012-11-24 01:33:27 AM  
Larry Hagman's last words: "Blackest. Friday. Ever."
 
2012-11-24 01:35:26 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill


Came for this, carry on.
 
2012-11-24 01:37:35 AM  

Bukharin: Alphax: Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.

Trolling, lying, whatever.

Sorry. Right. Hilarious. Funny walks. Just like Benny Hill.


Or, maybe, just possibly, different people find different things funny. Doesn't make it not funny, just makes it not funny to you. I'm quite confident that several of the things you find funny would leave quite a few others scratching their heads and going "huh?".
 
2012-11-24 01:42:34 AM  
Every once in a while, a celebrity is a real person and for me this is one of those times.

I have met Larry and his wife Maj, at their home in Ojai, and they are warm, charming, gracious, generous, kind, thoughtful, hospitable folks. And they love dogs. Good people all around.

RIP Larry Hagman and condolences to all his loved ones. Really a memorable, remarkable man and on the whole a life well lived. Blessings and peace on his soul.

/yeah, I know, welcometofark.jpg
//no snark
///just slashies
 
2012-11-24 01:46:51 AM  

John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.


What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.
 
2012-11-24 01:53:52 AM  
Larry Hagman was one of the good ones. Condolences to his family, and may he rest in peace.
 
2012-11-24 01:57:58 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.

What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.


I think you mean Knots Landing
 
2012-11-24 02:02:34 AM  

Greta_VanHouten: I think you mean Knots Landing


Glad I refreshed for a change.
 
2012-11-24 02:10:24 AM  

Greta_VanHouten: Darth_Lukecash: John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.

What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.

I think you mean Knots Landing


The next thing you are going to tell me is that Helen Keller didn't write her diary in that attic

/Falcon Crest, Dynasty, Knots Landing...who the fark could tell a difference?
 
2012-11-24 02:15:10 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Greta_VanHouten: Darth_Lukecash: John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.

What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.

I think you mean Knots Landing

The next thing you are going to tell me is that Helen Keller didn't write her diary in that attic

/Falcon Crest, Dynasty, Knots Landing...who the fark could tell a difference?


Falcon Crest had Lorenzo Lamas.
 
2012-11-24 02:25:34 AM  
It'll be interesting to see if the producers of the new Dallas series had enough foresight to consider this grim possibility and got Larry to film some alternate scenes to write out the character just in case he were to die. It's not like his cancer was a secret, sp it would make sense that you'd plam for that contingency.
 
2012-11-24 02:57:59 AM  
I agree with spman.
In fact, if I had been Mr. Hagman I would have told the producers far in advance that they could shoot a scene of me on my actual deathbed IF they would underwrite the cost of my funeral.

In other business, what the hell took the Associated Press so long to acknowledge the actor's passing? Was it due to a holiday work crew that couldn't get its sources together? Was it a big secret that he had gone back to the hospital/hospice??
 
2012-11-24 03:41:15 AM  
J.R. dead today...eaten by wolves.
 
2012-11-24 03:49:34 AM  
at least they can't shoot him again.
 
2012-11-24 03:53:58 AM  
Was at his house in Malibu twice, late 70s. The first time, Peter Fonda answered the door wearing a conehead. The second, Larry himself greeted me. A truly nice person, very down to earth. His wife designed grottos, so they had an extra biatchen one in the front yard.
RIP
 
2012-11-24 03:59:14 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com

RIP Harry Magnam
 
2012-11-24 04:40:25 AM  
Ooo, I actually have a CSB that I rarely get to tell.

My dad was a contractor, and he did a job for Burgess Meredith. One day, Burgess was telling my dad something he wanted done and said, "I'd like it the way Hagman next door has it. Here, I'll show you." He led my dad through a little gate that went between the two properties and into Larry Hagman's back yard. Larry was in the hot tub with two women, one of whom was his wife. All three were naked. Burgess introduced my dad, and Larry got up to shake his hand. My dad was only 5'9", and Larry was like 6'5" or something. Oh, but then he put on a big purple robe with a fur collar, like kings wear in cartoons.

I worked on that job that summer, and the only person I ever heard cuss more than Larry Hagman was his wife. She practically made the paint peel off the walls. Their arguments were something to behold.

/end CSB
 
2012-11-24 04:49:06 AM  

Podmore: Ooo, I actually have a CSB that I rarely get to tell.

My dad was a contractor, and he did a job for Burgess Meredith. One day, Burgess was telling my dad something he wanted done and said, "I'd like it the way Hagman next door has it. Here, I'll show you." He led my dad through a little gate that went between the two properties and into Larry Hagman's back yard. Larry was in the hot tub with two women, one of whom was his wife. All three were naked. Burgess introduced my dad, and Larry got up to shake his hand. My dad was only 5'9", and Larry was like 6'5" or something. Oh, but then he put on a big purple robe with a fur collar, like kings wear in cartoons.

I worked on that job that summer, and the only person I ever heard cuss more than Larry Hagman was his wife. She practically made the paint peel off the walls. Their arguments were something to behold.

/end CSB


I'm trying to figure out if it makes the story cooler to picture Burgess Meredeth in Mickey regalia, or fully decked out as the Penguin.
 
2012-11-24 05:12:25 AM  
I remember watching Dallas as a kid, saw almost the whole series. And then there was watching I Dream of Jeannie reruns. Some years back TNN would show Dallas reruns and it surprised me how well the show held up.
 
2012-11-24 05:30:55 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 320x239]


I did not realize that was the same man. Then again I never watched dallas
 
2012-11-24 05:33:05 AM  
media.giantbomb.com
RIP JR.
/I swear, this is the only RIP meme I will ever do (well, until Jim Ross dies, then I'll pay it back to Hagman). I'm sorry!
 
2012-11-24 05:43:49 AM  
He is survived by his other brother, Larry.
 
2012-11-24 06:05:13 AM  
I knew that J.R. and Major Nelson were the same guy, but I didn't know he was mothered by the female Peter Pan, Mary Martin.
 
2012-11-24 06:47:58 AM  
Wasnt he a major asshole on i dream of jeannie?
 
2012-11-24 06:50:04 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument or the full ten?
 
2012-11-24 07:06:00 AM  
The Sopranos was a terrible show. It was groundbreaking and all that shiat and it started the hourlong cable drama trend with tits and the word fark but it really doesn't hold up. The arcs go nowhere, characters are killed off and replaced with almost exactly the same character, same rank except it was "my cousin" and I love him but he was in jail or pennsylvania or some shiat for the last four years. Every episode they're running a new scam that they've always run but we've never seen before.
 
2012-11-24 07:08:03 AM  

whatshisname: Bukharin: 1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.


oh puhleeze. Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:14:09 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. HANGMAN
 
2012-11-24 07:14:31 AM  
Monty Python is not funny.
 
2012-11-24 07:14:52 AM  

LonMead: Or, maybe, just possibly, different people find different things funny. Doesn't make it not funny, just makes it not funny to you. I'm quite confident that several of the things you find funny would leave quite a few others scratching their heads and going "huh?".


The farking point is, if you total us all up, far more would find python in the category of "not Funny" sorry, its fact, get over it.
 
2012-11-24 07:15:27 AM  

Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious


Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..
 
2012-11-24 07:16:34 AM  

Gwendolyn: I always think of him as Major Nelson more than JR. I think it was because of all that Nick at Night I watched when my kids were babies and they wouldn't sleep.


I don't even know who this junior cat is??
 
2012-11-24 07:17:21 AM  
I did a GIS on Mary Cosby and she didn't age well:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-24 07:17:50 AM  
People who think Monty Python is funny also tend to consider Dr Who to be science fiction for intellectuals.
 
2012-11-24 07:19:00 AM  
Loved him in F Troop!
 
2012-11-24 07:23:43 AM  

TommieFunk: [upload.wikimedia.org image 256x256]
R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.


Sorry for the repeat, we'll done, I was a bit over zealous
 
2012-11-24 07:28:48 AM  

Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..


Learn the definition of 'irony'
 
2012-11-24 07:31:10 AM  

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.
 
2012-11-24 07:31:27 AM  

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'


i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ - rain on your wedding day
 
2012-11-24 07:35:40 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ - rain on your wedding day


ok, that made me LOL, bravo, sir.
 
2012-11-24 07:37:25 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com 

I also consider her a person of interest.
 
2012-11-24 07:37:57 AM  

Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.


um...not at all. Lauding the comedy of a troupe that I find to be PAINFULLY unfunny just because everyone else does...now THAT would be pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:43:13 AM  

Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

um...not at all. Lauding the comedy of a troupe that I find to be PAINFULLY unfunny just because everyone else does...now THAT would be pretentious.


I'm pretty sure it's something like this:

Unfunny people - calling them funny = easily amused.

Funny people - calling them unfunny = pretentious.
 
2012-11-24 07:44:00 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
R.I.P. Gangnam

/someone had to do it
 
2012-11-24 07:47:37 AM  
Was he an organ donor? Or do they not allow re-gifting?
 
2012-11-24 07:48:27 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill


s9.postimage.org
RIP HAGFISH
 
2012-11-24 07:48:47 AM  
images.kpopstarz.com

R.I.P GANGNAM
 
2012-11-24 07:50:58 AM  

iron de havilland: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]
R.I.P. Gangnam
/someone had to do it


Damn it! Still, I was first in the Father Ted - I Shot JR pic.
 
2012-11-24 07:51:49 AM  
As soon as I return from Orlando, I will watch the revival of Dallas in his honor.
 
2012-11-24 08:06:15 AM  

Jackpot777: iron de havilland: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]
R.I.P. Gangnam
/someone had to do it

Damn it! Still, I was first in the Father Ted - I Shot JR pic.


I was going to post that.

But my GIS for it had this thread in the results.
 
2012-11-24 08:11:49 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


So if he bit it at 80, the next generation is like what? 60?
 
2012-11-24 08:15:43 AM  

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


and Homicide: Life on the Street. I always said it was the best thing television ever produced. Once The Wire came along it was supplanted at #1, but still in the top three.
 
2012-11-24 08:17:24 AM  

Never thought I'd break this out of cold storage again...

i364.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-24 08:18:55 AM  

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'


No, it's true, Python does suck.
 
2012-11-24 08:23:23 AM  

ranev700:  

I also consider her a person of interest.


FINALLY! This thread delivers. And we only had to endure a 100+ comment thread of Hagman's liver transplants and an argument over whether Monty Python sucks to get to subby's slowball pitch, which ranev700 knocked out of the park.

Still in your food comas, fellow Farkers?
 
2012-11-24 08:29:06 AM  
Medic Zero

whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname:
If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No, it's true, Python does suck.



I hate Python because of whitespace significance, arcane documentation, the use of underscores, lack of backwards compatibility between versions, clumsy 'for' loops and unreadability.
 
2012-11-24 08:31:44 AM  

HempHead: Jim Nabors



What do you call two gay healthclubs that are next door to each other?
 
2012-11-24 08:35:03 AM  

drdank: Loved him in F Troop!


And Hogan's Heroes...
 
2012-11-24 08:35:51 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

/R.I.P. Larry
/and Tonto
 
2012-11-24 08:40:27 AM  
myboxing.com

RIP LARRY HAGMAN

Not so "Marvelous" now, are you?
 
2012-11-24 08:45:31 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-24 08:48:45 AM  

Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.


No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"
 
2012-11-24 08:51:54 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

[i22.photobucket.com image 850x474]


lol Thanks for that. That movie is how I will honour the memory of Larry Hagman.

/and if that doesn't work, mouth to mouth
 
2012-11-24 09:03:16 AM  
RIP Major Nelson.

/never watched an episode of Dallas even though society screamed deafeningly to do so at the time.
 
2012-11-24 09:06:29 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.


I can sing every Education Rock song from memory, so you get off MY lawn. Furthermore, Monty Python rules.
 
2012-11-24 09:06:36 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.


At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?
 
2012-11-24 09:13:36 AM  
Jeannie Rocked but Dallas sucked.

Luvs me some Monty Python
 
2012-11-24 09:14:34 AM  

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Well, to be fair, she did change his face and alter everyone's memories so they didn't even think twice about it.,
 
2012-11-24 09:16:32 AM  

spman: I don't see how they could put his character on a bus...


I don't think his character ever got on the bus.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-24 09:18:07 AM  

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Who?
 
2012-11-24 09:20:30 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?

Who?


You know, Dobbin.
 
2012-11-24 09:22:26 AM  
s9.postimage.org

RIP Marvin Hagler
 
2012-11-24 09:23:32 AM  
The article I read quoted him as saying that on the Dallas set he would pop a bottle of champagne at 9 am and keep it flowing all day. The article also mentioned he poured bourbon on his cornflakes once. That's a guy I would have liked to have known!
 
2012-11-24 09:43:38 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill


+1
 
2012-11-24 09:44:50 AM  

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


So they really didn't "go" anywhere
 
2012-11-24 09:45:41 AM  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


Jack Daniels
 
2012-11-24 09:45:54 AM  

Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?


Who you calling an idiot?
 
2012-11-24 09:51:54 AM  

zvoidx: TV's Vinnie: And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

[www.swrnn.com image 336x444][www.furiacontralamaquina.com image 288x360]

Totally hot...but that pic is from 1987 when she was 53. She's 78 now. Link

a target="_blank" href="http://">Link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Barbara-Eden . jpg/220px-Barbara-Eden.jpg
Still not too bad at 78
 
2012-11-24 09:59:26 AM  
"Dallas co-stars Linda Gray and Patrick Duffy were reportedly with him when he died.... Hagman filmed six of the 15 episodes for season two of Dallas, which is set to return Jan. 28." Link
 
2012-11-24 10:04:19 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?


ahem...

when the "WHO SHOT J.R." hype was going on, there were a run of cheap shirts that said "I SHOT J.R."
with the variant "humour" version" proclaiming "I SHOT JFK". later, there were the "I SHOT J.P. Patches" which was a local punk thing....


it was a big conversation starter...mostly with morans...

wasn't as funny as say the "CANCER IN MY DING DONG!" or "MY WIFE HAS CANCER HAHAHAHAHA " shirts but it was funny...
 
2012-11-24 10:08:36 AM  
RIP
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-24 10:09:23 AM  

Medic Zero: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No, it's true, Python does suck.


+1000000000 PRINCESS SUPERTROLL AWARD POINTS!
 
2012-11-24 10:13:10 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?


ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...
 
2012-11-24 10:15:45 AM  
mrbrandonmarcus.files.wordpress.com

RIP Carl's Jr. 

(wishful thinking; hate their sloppy-food commercials)
 
2012-11-24 10:22:48 AM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Many a Friday nights in my childhood where my parents rushed us up the stairs after the Dukes of Hazzard because Dallas wasn't a 'kids show'. .



So much THIS! My foster mother Ms. Bobby and the neighbor lady would watch it together. My foster mom had a beauty parlor and all week the wimmins would talk about what happened and could barely contain themselves until the following week.

/Ms. Bobby passed 5 years ago. I love that lady.
//now I has a sad.
 
2012-11-24 10:27:25 AM  
If Jeannie can't bring him back maybe a witch can.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-24 10:28:53 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-24 10:32:07 AM  
Under appreciated was his face in black & white. Check him out in Fail Safe, where I think he delivers an excellent performance. (And if you've never seen it, watch it for Walter Matthau scaring the hell out of you.)

www.celluloidheroreviews.com
 
2012-11-24 10:32:30 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...


*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.
 
2012-11-24 10:34:37 AM  

Bukharin: whatshisname: Bukharin: whatshisname: If you think Python sucks, you're obviously oblivious to good TV.
And I might have a bigger lawn than you, junior.

Python sucks. Get over it.

Keep on trollin'

No troll. They just are not funny.
not everything absurd from the 70's was funny.
And python are one of those not funny things.


See, a real old fart would say "I don't find them funny", because he knows other people have other opinions. Fake Old Farts take the Grandpa Simpson approach and proclaim whatever is inside their head as Fact.

You know, Fox News viewers.

m2.mattters.com

\my lawn is covered in leaves, but I'm gonna let the winter rake 'em
\\still would watch Python over 90% of what's on TV today
 
2012-11-24 10:37:21 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...

*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.


Crap! I quoted the wrong guy.

/Apologies.
//Do disregard my inane natterings,
///Off to punch myself in the head some more.
 
2012-11-24 10:48:03 AM  

Derwood: Hand Banana: FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

At least he allowed her to use her magic, unlike that idiot Derwood on Bewitched. What was that about?

Who you calling an idiot?


weiserbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-24 10:57:48 AM  

ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 390x376] 

I also consider her a person of interest.


And to think Bing Crosby fathered that pretty thing. Genetics are interesting.

//she never really did anything after, did she?
 
2012-11-24 11:12:26 AM  

ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"



lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.
 
2012-11-24 11:12:27 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Haliburton Cummings: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Haliburton Cummings: I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Big grassy knoll fan, or what?

ALSO this was parodied quite heavily in a somewhat famous but little watched TV show called The Simpsons ..Some guy named Mr Burns got shot...

I have never seen said show but...yeah it wasn't an original ideal...

say...like a suphero with cancer...

*Snerk*

/Ridiculous troll is ridiculous.
//Also, now on ignore.


oh no let me call the paper...to be ignored by you is newsworthy.
 
2012-11-24 11:13:16 AM  

Mini Ditka: HempHead: Jim Nabors


What do you call two gay healthclubs that are next door to each other?


YMCA?
 
2012-11-24 11:13:59 AM  

Madbassist1: ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"


lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.


You might try for an example that's actually true.
 
2012-11-24 11:14:09 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-24 11:19:33 AM  

Peaceboy: Larry Hagman's last words: "Blackest. Friday. Ever."


I logged in just to give this one a Funny vote. Kudos to you, sir!
 
2012-11-24 11:50:42 AM  
Paging Dr. Bombay...
 
2012-11-24 11:56:15 AM  
media.ticketmaster.com

R.I.P. Larry the Cable Guy.
 
2012-11-24 11:58:23 AM  

ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 439x399]


Well done and said.
 
2012-11-24 12:06:35 PM  
www.turnbullclan.com

RIP LARRY HAGMAN
 
2012-11-24 12:14:23 PM  
www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Damn movie still gives me nightmares, and I did six years in Strategic Air Command. RIP, Mr. Hagman.


letrole: Monty Python is not funny.


Sir, my seconds shall call upon you in the morning.
 
2012-11-24 12:17:31 PM  
Never watched Dallas. Still never seen an episode.
Will watch Jeannie anytime,anyplace.
Just grab that ponytail Major, it's what she really wants!

/Major Healy had it right
//Python sucked
///my snakes and scorpions filled lawn is patient...
 
2012-11-24 12:18:33 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Arthur Jumbles: [upload.wikimedia.org image 195x288]

Still king of the hill

[s9.postimage.org image 475x342]
RIP HAGFISH


Goddamn you. *shakes tiny fist*

Now I have to go with an alternate.
retromedia.ign.com
RIP Bagman
 
2012-11-24 12:20:18 PM  

you are a puppet: I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?


The man knew how to enjoy himself. I recall reading some article...unsurprisingly prior to the liver transplant...describing his epic bacannales at his Malibu beach house.

Ol' Larry knew how to get down.
 
2012-11-24 12:25:59 PM  
I remember that one time when Jeannie got him into such a pickle. I really thought Dr. Bellos would catch him with his magical sex slave-in-a-bottle.
 
2012-11-24 12:38:57 PM  
Well, THIS sucks. :-(
 
2012-11-24 12:45:14 PM  
So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.
 
2012-11-24 12:48:57 PM  

Any Pie Left: So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.


Dr. Bellos was gay, if that's any help.
 
2012-11-24 01:00:01 PM  

texdent: As soon as I return from Orlando, I will watch the revival of Dallas in his honor.


No one cares that you're in Orlando, that first part of your post could have been left out
 
2012-11-24 01:09:17 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: John Buck 41: spman: I also love that Dallas basically invented the concept of Retroactive Continuity when they cancelled out an entire season as being a dream.

That was rather ingenious.

What was funny, was it also screwed up Falcon Crest...which was a spin-off at the time and had fall out from Bobby's death in that series as well.


Alternate reality. Bobby discovers he's from an underworld community and Sue Ellen is Secretary of Defense.
 
2012-11-24 01:18:52 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: ranev700: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 439x399]

Well done and said.


Seconded.

/and Linda Gray is still hot
 
2012-11-24 01:21:14 PM  

Any Pie Left: So, Was Hagman gay, straight, or bi? We're having a disputer over here and the Burgess Meredith anecdote doesn't clarify it.


He was Captain Jack Harkness before Captain Jack Harkness.

/get Barrowman for the reboot
 
2012-11-24 01:25:29 PM  

raptusregaliter: UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver throat?

FTFE

//died of throat cancer
///doesn't matter, all that partying for years and years did him in
/change came too late
/see ya later, darlin'


You sound like my mother in law; biatching about all her relatives bad choices that "did them in" in their 80's. He indulged in the excess he wanted and grew old anyway. If you seriously think he would wish to have lived like an ascetic to gain precious years of doddery you need to remove the thorny branch from your rectum.
 
2012-11-24 01:28:37 PM  

shinjitsuism: Wooooow... I just saw him at the Giants/Cowboys game game in Dallas last month... wow.


I heard him do a live radio interview just a couple of weeks ago in DFW. Sounded tired but pretty much the same as the last several years.

RIP South Fork man.
 
2012-11-24 01:29:08 PM  
came for the murdoch reference, rolling away happily on a gurney
 
2012-11-24 01:37:45 PM  

Madbassist1: LonMead: Or, maybe, just possibly, different people find different things funny. Doesn't make it not funny, just makes it not funny to you. I'm quite confident that several of the things you find funny would leave quite a few others scratching their heads and going "huh?".

The farking point is, if you total us all up, far more would find python in the category of "not Funny" sorry, its fact, get over it.


Aye for "not even a little funny" and it was right in my wheelhouse age wise. The fans seemed an odd combination of pretentious dorks, for the most part. And that's based on the ones that I was friends with.
 
2012-11-24 03:01:51 PM  
IT WAS KRISTEN!!

Does no one remember?
 
2012-11-24 03:22:23 PM  
To resolve the Monthy Python debate, it's quite simple..

They go from ok stuff to very funny, but it requires either proper references and knowledge or intelligence to understand their type and style of humour.

Not everyone consider a man getting hit in the balls to be the greatest if only funny thing.
 
2012-11-24 03:22:58 PM  
To all those who don't find Python funny, you're certainly entitled to your opinion. Humor is subjective.

On the other hand, if you tell me Monty Python isn't funny, but Will Ferrell is hysterical, well, you really need some help.



Oh, and RIP Mr. Hagman. You made me laugh in I Dream of Jeannie, and I enjoyed your serious roles as well.
 
2012-11-24 03:46:53 PM  

TastyEloi: To all those who don't find Python funny, you're certainly entitled to your opinion.


The fact still is, Larry Hagman did his best work with Monty Python. In fact, he left the troupe over a disagreement with John Cleese over whether or not to change the name to "Larry Hagman's Flying Circus". When Cleese refused, Larry shot him, and that ended up being the basis for the famous "Who Shot J.R.?" Dynasty episode.
 
2012-11-24 03:55:08 PM  
Think I wore out a patch of carpet in front of the tv grinding my prepubescent groin into the floor watching her every week.
papericons.com
 
2012-11-24 04:18:59 PM  
FTA:
"Mr. Hagman died at 4:20 p.m. Friday at Medical City Dallas Hospital of complications of cancer"

heh. 4:20.
 
2012-11-24 04:39:32 PM  
My mom was obsessed with Dallas.  She had a poster of J. R. in our basement that said something like "the man you love to hate".
 
2012-11-24 06:16:19 PM  

Bukharin: Python sucks. Get over it.


You sound like Perl developer, or worse Java.
 
2012-11-24 06:19:30 PM  

Hector Remarkable: [i229.photobucket.com image 291x415]
RIP - J.R.


Don't worry, he'll be back. No matter how many times you kill him, he just brushes himself off and smokes some frop.
 
2012-11-24 06:37:01 PM  
'Meh' as to his acting.

It seemed to me that as he got older he actually thought he was J.R. Ewing and acted just a slimy as the character.

His 'quit smoking' schtick got old, too.
 
2012-11-24 09:16:32 PM  

Madbassist1: ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"


lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-24 10:04:00 PM  

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


You may have forgotten The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits on your list.
 
2012-11-24 11:48:40 PM  
Long eyebrows kill you.
 
2012-11-25 12:47:31 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP Merle Haggard
 
2012-11-25 12:59:06 AM  
Strange that there was a Jeannie & Bewitched post, Sad that it was a death notice for Larry. It's like the strange coincidences between Kennedy & Lincoln
 
2012-11-25 02:48:13 AM  

imfallen_angel: To resolve the Monthy Python debate, it's quite simple..

They go from ok stuff to very funny, but it requires either proper references and knowledge or intelligence to understand their type and style of humour.

Not everyone consider a man getting hit in the balls to be the greatest if only funny thing.


Go away, baitin.

/smart people know they aren't smart
 
2012-11-25 03:21:40 PM  

notatrollorami: raptusregaliter: UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver throat?

FTFE

//died of throat cancer
///doesn't matter, all that partying for years and years did him in
/change came too late
/see ya later, darlin'

You sound like my mother in law; biatching about all her relatives bad choices that "did them in" in their 80's. He indulged in the excess he wanted and grew old anyway. If you seriously think he would wish to have lived like an ascetic to gain precious years of doddery you need to remove the thorny branch from your rectum.


I think if there's anyone who needs to remove anything from one's rectum, it's you. Who cares about your mother-in-law?

//no teetotaler, I
//thought Hagman pretty damn awesome and respected him a lot
///go fly a kite, man
 
2012-11-25 05:35:46 PM  
Well, I care about having to listen to her incessant biatching about this issue for the last 16 years. But it appears I read something into your post that wasn't there. Apologies, then.

And thanks for the idea it's beautiful and breezy out I think I will go fly my kite.

///WTF it's not quoting you. Oh well that means no one will read it. Yippee!
 
2012-11-26 09:18:52 AM  

Alphax: Madbassist1: ciberido: Alphax: Madbassist1: Alphax: Madbassist1: Python is one of the most over-rated POS ever. Quit being pretentious

Oh wow.. the irony of those two sentences together..

Learn the definition of 'irony'

Yeah, I think the definition of Pretentious is calling Monty Python overrrated.

No, the definition of pretentious is saying "Learn the definition of 'irony'"


lol. No, a pretentious person would use words in everyday conversation without knowing their definitions. You know, like you two.

You might try for an example that's actually true.


uh yeah...I just did.
 
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