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(Fark)   Formerly urban subby is living in a small town and is bored. What do small town farkers do for fun?   (fark.com) divider line 295
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2012-11-23 08:30:15 PM
:( This, apparently.
 
2012-11-23 08:30:42 PM
In Florida, meth.
 
2012-11-23 08:31:12 PM
They don't have a square dance there?
 
2012-11-23 08:31:26 PM
Tractor jousting, I guess.
 
2012-11-23 08:31:27 PM
other small town people

also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.

read lots of books, take up hobbies.

mostly sex and drinking and weed.
 
2012-11-23 08:32:06 PM
Bone sheep, tip cows, shoot Oxy, make moonshine. Enjoy the next 20 years.
 
2012-11-23 08:32:31 PM
Have you been cow tipping yet?
 
2012-11-23 08:32:55 PM
Talk to elderly women behind counters.
 
2012-11-23 08:33:17 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Tractor jousting, I guess.


i25.photobucket.com

I must see this now.
 
2012-11-23 08:34:32 PM

doglover: i25.photobucket.com

I must see this now.


Hah!

You and me both, man...
 
2012-11-23 08:34:42 PM

soosh: mostly sex and drinking and weed.


This.
 
2012-11-23 08:35:12 PM
Internet
Read
Animal husbandry
 
2012-11-23 08:35:54 PM
We get drunk, shoot our guns into the air and howl at the moon. The ammo can be expensive so you gotta adjust your weekly budget accordingly. 

/I don't drink or own guns so I just twiddle my thumbs and howl at the moon
 
2012-11-23 08:37:05 PM
Go mailboxing with an axe handle. Just don't do it from a moving car, you'll hurt yourself
Hang out at McDonald's and get in fights with high school football players
Cruise the strip, all 0.25 miles of it
Drive out on a dirt road, drink beer, smoke weed, and get your girlfriend teen pregnant
Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves. You'll also need beer for this.
Wait until somebody's parents go out of town, then have a house party and totally farking trash the place
Go four-wheeling through people's front yards, then head out to the pasture and run their cows through the fence

/I could keep listing things all night
 
2012-11-23 08:37:37 PM
The key would be to choose the right small town. I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

I'd stay busy making my mountain home cool. Maybe take up gardening in the warmer months and go do nature stuff.
 
2012-11-23 08:37:48 PM
Go mudding!
 
2012-11-23 08:38:46 PM
Find the local bar/hangout and go there. Just don't act like you are new. Most small towns can smell outlanders.
 
2012-11-23 08:38:50 PM
 
2012-11-23 08:39:32 PM
Karaoke.

Sitting around.

Fires.
 
2012-11-23 08:40:35 PM

atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.


yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.
 
2012-11-23 08:40:36 PM

atlfarkette: and go do nature stuff.


soosh: also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.


wtfisthat: We get drunk, shoot our guns into the air and howl at the moon


Nature stuff.
 
2012-11-23 08:40:40 PM

MissFeasance: Animal husbandry


You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.
 
hng
2012-11-23 08:40:54 PM

Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.


and all traffic signs.
 
2012-11-23 08:40:58 PM
Get pregnant.

...I don't CARE if you're a dude. FIGURE IT OUT... YOU HAVE TIME.
 
2012-11-23 08:41:37 PM

hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.


that's really more of a shotgun activity.
 
hng
2012-11-23 08:42:25 PM
Get drunk and ride the bus.
 
hng
2012-11-23 08:43:02 PM

soosh: hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.

that's really more of a shotgun activity.


it's more of an "any gun" activity
 
2012-11-23 08:44:34 PM

soosh: atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.


Totally.
 
2012-11-23 08:44:37 PM

Deacon Blue: Go mailboxing with an axe handle.


I knew people who used to put bricks in their box to deal with people like you.
 
2012-11-23 08:44:53 PM
Shoplift comics from the five-and-dime and have the proprietor, old Mr. McElroy, call our parents.
 
2012-11-23 08:45:10 PM
Have you ever considered becoming an interesting person yourself rather than relying upon the charity of entertaining people?
 
2012-11-23 08:46:32 PM

hng: Get drunk and ride the bus.


www.deepintolove.com

Man, this thing ain't going anywhere. God damned driver.
 
2012-11-23 08:47:38 PM

doglover: Tractor Jousting


AMERICA!

FARK YEAH!
 
2012-11-23 08:48:15 PM

hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.


Especially those goddamn traffic signs. Gotta keep the population down or they'll breed until the situation is totally out of control
 
2012-11-23 08:49:46 PM
Functional alcoholism.
 
2012-11-23 08:50:53 PM
Fornicate.
 
2012-11-23 08:50:58 PM
Go to the local elks, vfw or other social club place.
 
2012-11-23 09:02:58 PM
For a rural town, my area actually has a decent assortment of activities. There are usually a few options for live music and tons of opportunities for outdoorsy stuff.
 
2012-11-23 09:03:21 PM
Watch Footloose and hope that some day, their own dance savior will come.
 
2012-11-23 09:04:43 PM
We will have a parade on almost any pretext.

i1071.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 09:05:18 PM
Lets see..

Go to hot springs,
Fish
Camp
Bar when band is playing
sex
drink
read
internet
eat out
travel to the big city
golf
movies
 
2012-11-23 09:08:18 PM
I lived in a smalllllll town for a bit when I got out of high school.

One night I went to the gas station on the other side of town, around 2am. As I passed the town hall, I observed what seemed to be most of the population laying on the lawn, drunk.

It was then I knew I had to leave.
 
2012-11-23 09:08:37 PM
There's a new brewery.

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2012-11-23 09:13:44 PM
There's plenty going on.
 
2012-11-23 09:18:22 PM

ambassador_ahab: MissFeasance: Animal husbandry

You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.


Just the way I like it.
 
2012-11-23 09:20:22 PM

soosh: other small town people

also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.

read lots of books, take up hobbies.

mostly sex and drinking and weed.


As a former resident of St. Mary, Montana, I can say affirmatively, this.
 
hng
2012-11-23 09:23:45 PM
listen to the police scanner
 
2012-11-23 09:32:02 PM

MissFeasance: Just the way I like it.


Giggity.
 
2012-11-23 09:38:46 PM

MissFeasance: ambassador_ahab: MissFeasance: Animal husbandry

You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.

Just the way I like it.


Have I told you lately that I love you?
 
2012-11-23 10:18:24 PM

soosh: atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.


Have you ever been to small town coastal Alaska? I spent a week there once and it was miserably boring.
 
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