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(Fox News)   Thief makes off with 18 tons of chocolate in Austria. Suspect is said to be suffering from PMS   (foxnews.com) divider line 41
    More: Silly, PMS, Austria, Slovaks, chocolates  
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2012-11-23 08:00:07 PM  
Crikey!
 
2012-11-23 09:07:28 PM  
Finders keepers, biatches.
 
2012-11-23 09:34:47 PM  
I like how right at the bottom, in its own paragraph is "Police are investigating." Thank goodness that wraps up that lingering question.
 
2012-11-23 09:35:21 PM  
markfadden.files.wordpress.com

He vowed to rebuild!
 
2012-11-23 10:32:15 PM  
Police now staking out large shipments of Clearasil
 
2012-11-23 10:34:39 PM  
To lift
 
2012-11-23 10:35:54 PM  
cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

/Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-23 10:41:41 PM  
Messrs. Slugworth, Fickelgruber and Prodnose unavailable for comment.

/obscure?
 
2012-11-23 10:42:24 PM  
somehow relevant

epicdemotivational.com
 
2012-11-23 10:45:16 PM  

Badgers: [cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com image 800x1206]

/Wanted for questioning.


What is Christina Aguilera's fat, ugly sister's name?
 
2012-11-23 11:01:55 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 11:16:09 PM  
That's a shiatload of dessert for a couple shrimps on the barbie
 
2012-11-23 11:19:01 PM  
I find that headline to be sexually offensive. Just because I'm a man and I can't have PMS doesn't mean I shouldn't be on the suspect list. (Well, at least if I was on that side of the Atlantic at the time. If a bunch of chocolate goes missing from Hershey's, or even Ghirardelli I could very well be the culprit.

Signed,
Dieting Fat Man
 
2012-11-23 11:19:02 PM  
What an Australian train taking chocolate to neighboring Switzerland (they'll never look there) might look like.   
www.hobbiesplus.com.au
 
2012-11-23 11:21:04 PM  
Thief makes off with 18 tons of chocolate in Austria.

I don't know what an Austrian "ton" is, what's that in basements/square fortnight?
 
2012-11-23 11:24:13 PM  
www.thepunch.com.au
 
2012-11-23 11:25:13 PM  
A little dessert with your bloomin onion.
 
2012-11-23 11:28:39 PM  

clipperbox: somehow relevant

[epicdemotivational.com image 720x588]


WTF is that? Serious Question.
 
2012-11-23 11:39:14 PM  
cache.gawkerassets.com
Inconsolable

/WTF is wrong with me???
 
2012-11-23 11:44:32 PM  
Love Australian chocolate.
 
2012-11-23 11:50:38 PM  
Were stainless steal bolts or real unboned dead frogs involved in any way?
 
2012-11-23 11:52:37 PM  

Mega Steve: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 340x259]
Inconsolable

/WTF is wrong with me???


Why did you have that???

WTF is wrong with you???
 
2012-11-24 12:08:26 AM  

Mega Steve: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 340x259]
Inconsolable

/WTF is wrong with me???


If you're a fan of "Cathy" I really don't know where to start...
 
2012-11-24 12:19:15 AM  

Deep Contact: Love Australian chocolate.


What Austrian chocolate might look like

resources0.news.com.au
 
2012-11-24 12:19:53 AM  

MBooda: Slugworth, Fickelgruber and Prodnose


Came for something of this sort, left satisfied!!!
 
2012-11-24 12:21:04 AM  

BitwiseShift: What an Australian train taking chocolate to neighboring Switzerland (they'll never look there) might look like.   
[www.hobbiesplus.com.au image 425x320]


You left out the mighty, mighty, mighty long bridge.
 
2012-11-24 12:23:08 AM  
The trip should have taken less than a day, but as of Friday - four days after the truck was loaded - the delivery was still outstanding.

Of course it was, it was Austrian damn Farking chocolate, it's outstanding by definition.
 
2012-11-24 12:30:41 AM  
I bet they even use real chocolate making stuff in their chocolate. Not chocolate simulating syrup like some American companies.
 
2012-11-24 12:42:45 AM  

Badgers: [cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com image 800x1206]

/Wanted for questioning.

pictures
We can do wig pics now?
Nice detail!
 
2012-11-24 12:50:41 AM  

HoratioGates: I find that headline to be sexually offensive. Just because I'm a man and I can't have PMS doesn't mean I shouldn't be on the suspect list. (Well, at least if I was on that side of the Atlantic at the time. If a bunch of chocolate goes missing from Hershey's, or even Ghirardelli I could very well be the culprit.

Signed,
Dieting FatG Man


FTFY
 
2012-11-24 01:14:51 AM  

jimmyego: I like how right at the bottom, in its own paragraph is "Police are investigating." Thank goodness that wraps up that lingering question.


They have to investigate every sample they find, to ensure if it's chocolate or not.
 
2012-11-24 01:23:05 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Thief makes off with 18 tons of chocolate in Austria.

I don't know what an Austrian "ton" is, what's that in basements/square fortnight?


It's about 20 kangaroos.
 
2012-11-24 01:31:59 AM  

Badgers: /Wanted for questioning.


I would to have her shove her tongue down my esophogus.
 
2012-11-24 02:16:29 AM  
Massive theft of maple syrup...check
Massive theft of walnuts.........check
And now chocolate.
Is there new Bond villain that I am not aware of?

"He's insidious, Bond....first, he manages to cut off the world's banana supply by introducing a virus that is designed to eliminate all existing varieties...and now he plans to unleash a Sundae Avalanche down Everest! It would make Vesuvius laughable in comparison!"
"What's the name"
"Her name is Ivan Yuri Banana, and his right hand woman is "Strawberry Shortcake"
 
2012-11-24 02:20:21 AM  
"Ummm...he also has a
Sexual Identity issue as well. But here's a gadget to shut you up."
 
2012-11-24 03:08:55 AM  

Deep Contact: Love Australian chocolate.


Oh yes.

static.austriangrocery.com

Bliss.
 
2012-11-24 04:15:05 AM  
Here's what really happened.

Vat of chocolate
 
2012-11-24 04:48:42 AM  
 
2012-11-24 07:06:11 AM  

fusillade762: Mega Steve: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 340x259]
Inconsolable

/WTF is wrong with me???

If you're a fan of "Cathy" I really don't know where to start...


That strip never made any sense to me (this was in the pre-broadband days when us over-30 folks still read the funnies after jerking it to the bra section of the Macy's circular).

Every strip is the same: Cathy starts out normally. Cathy builds rage over something utterly inconsequential. Cathy has an apoplectic fit with the same projectile sweat beads (or are those tears?) every time. Cathy says something in the final frame that's intended to be amusing, but never is.

Look, I know I'm a guy, but I've lived long-term with several women. Even they hated that strip. Why was it so successful? Can anyone explain this to me?

/serious question, because this has always baffled me
 
2012-11-24 12:36:30 PM  
You know why men need a "den" or a "man cave" in the home?

To avoid your farking PMS, that's why.
 
2012-11-24 02:22:56 PM  

HoratioGates: I find that headline to be sexually offensive. Just because I'm a man and I can't have PMS doesn't mean I shouldn't be on the suspect list. (Well, at least if I was on that side of the Atlantic at the time. If a bunch of chocolate goes missing from Hershey's, or even Ghirardelli I could very well be the culprit.

Signed,
Dieting Fat Man


You're now on my favorites list :-)
 
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