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(The New York Times)   NYC Parks department would like to remind you that its wood chippers are for trees only. Please dispose of your bodies elsewhere   (nytimes.com) divider line 27
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2012-11-23 03:15:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 03:25:02 PM
Done in one
 
2012-11-23 03:28:34 PM
Where is pancakes house?
 
2012-11-23 04:07:16 PM
Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.
 
2012-11-23 04:13:17 PM
NYC Hoboken Parks department would like to remind you that its wood chippers are for trees only. Please dispose of your bodies elsewhere
 
2012-11-23 04:15:03 PM
So you had sex with little one then?
 
2012-11-23 04:20:37 PM
Oh geeze.
 
2012-11-23 04:20:44 PM
But aren't the rivers out there already polluted enough?
 
2012-11-23 04:21:14 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.


Exactly this very much! The taxpayers are providing this and so they should have the use of this for the reasons upon which are desired by them.
 
2012-11-23 04:23:16 PM
Can I still use a wood chipper to dispose of a body in the park, just not the city's?

/I am asking for a friend who wants to know, for...ummm...informational purposes.
 
2012-11-23 04:25:52 PM
Anyone remember this B movie stinker?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-23 04:28:57 PM
Parks department you say?

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2012-11-23 04:31:54 PM
Are we square?
 
2012-11-23 04:34:26 PM
I think this is called "Divorce, Connecticut Style"
 
2012-11-23 04:38:54 PM
*obscure Fargo reference*
 
2012-11-23 04:49:10 PM

"Days later, the man was identified as Shawn Rucker, 32, of Baltimore. Detectives called his relatives on Tuesday, ending three frantic weeks for them."


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

 
2012-11-23 05:19:05 PM

zarberg: I think this is called "Divorce, Connecticut Style"


Wow - $900 for a woodchipper rental in 1986? My rentals were less than $300/day after the storm in 2011.
 
2012-11-23 05:24:16 PM
"On the beach, it was unclear how the man died. The medical examiner's office said the case was pending further investigation. But the man had been tied up and placed in a garbage bag, and there were signs of blunt trauma and bruises, the police said."

Pretty simple, sounds like a suicide to me.
 
2012-11-23 05:26:14 PM
"The body found by the forester was identified as that of Thomas Dudley, 21, and he had stab wounds in his neck and a footprint mark on his back."

Another suicide. This is getting too easy.
 
2012-11-23 05:36:28 PM
This was one of our customers.

Their explanation is a bit lacking from the original article, which I have around here somewhere.
 
2012-11-23 05:37:56 PM
Crap, link didn't work.
 
2012-11-23 06:21:14 PM
The pros take the body and the chipper to go blue fishing.

Those are probably suicides.
 
2012-11-23 06:30:26 PM
"Darn it."
 
2012-11-23 07:38:11 PM
Workers cleaning up around O'Donohue Park heard a shriek of fright from one of their own,
Someone is not going to live that down.
 
2012-11-23 08:18:43 PM
And I suppose a Burnt Umber Ciera was found nearby too?
 
2012-11-23 10:49:49 PM

Keeve: "On the beach, it was unclear how the man died. The medical examiner's office said the case was pending further investigation. But the man had been tied up and placed in a garbage bag, and there were signs of blunt trauma and bruises, the police said."

Pretty simple, sounds like a suicide to me.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-11-24 10:57:36 AM
Here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.
 
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