BravadoGT: I always considered this his biopic:
Haliburton Cummings: IT WILL BE THIS WAY!!Jim Morrison ( Christian Bale) and Michael Hutchence ( Nathan Fillion ) are returning from death to save earth from wait for it....Chad Kroeger ( Daniel Day Lewis )...Harley Quinn from Batman makes an appearance (Fairuza Balk and Christina Ricci .... insert fanboy starlet choice here...)William Shatner as himself starts an indie label and they turn the asbestos fields of Australia in the new BURNING MAN for meat eaters.Music is saved when Chad Kroger is burned alive in a giant pile of brightly coloured unicycles...He is then eaten by the crowd....Janice Joplin (Average Levigne) appears in ethereal form to sing a lament for music as the meat eaters flatulate in a chorus of approval....Hutchence exits by hanging from a cross and Morrison walks off into the desert muttering badly written poetry...Narrated by Kurdt Kobain ( also CHristian Bale)Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky/eeerrrrgghhmaferdyay...
TehBoognish: Haliburton Cummings: IT WILL BE THIS WAY!!fan wharggbbllle/eeerrrrgghhmaferdyay...Start writing this NOW!/I shed a tear. Will be waiting oh wise sage.
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