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(Cracked)   Proof God drinks, which means it's okay for us to drink as well   (cracked.com) divider line 6
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2012-11-23 02:43:53 PM  
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Seriously?
2012-11-23 01:37:20 PM  
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2012-11-23 01:22:45 PM  
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Gecko Gingrich: kvinesknows: it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Depends on the yeast strain.


...and an omnipotent deity could presumably come up with a custom yeast strain -- or just directly create the wine in its final form, Jesus-style. This raises the question of what counts as wine, when you can only consider the end result and not the process used to create it, but an omnipotent deity would have many ways of silencing such criticism. *You* try telling God he's being absurd -- or that it might not be a good idea to try drinking the result just to see if he succeeded.
2012-11-23 01:17:29 PM  
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Gecko Gingrich: kvinesknows: it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Depends on the yeast strain.


can god make a yeast strain strong enough to make a wine strong enough that even he cant drink?
2012-11-23 01:06:19 PM  
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It's like looking at a list of rare pokemon.
2012-11-23 12:38:25 PM  
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thecpt: So I can knock up rando married chicks cause god did it? Awesome


to be fair to God, Mary was not married at the time.
 
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