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(Gawker)   Dear Caity: Is it okay to stick a piece of honey-ham to my semi-alert grandpa's head?   (gawker.com) divider line 16
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2012-11-23 03:19:10 PM  
4 votes:

TheMega: Seriously? TELL someone you are going to try and stick ham to them all day? That's the best (and worst) she can come up with?


See, I'm thinking they should set it up as some kind of Assassin-style game: everyone puts their names in a hat, then draws a name at random (if you draw your own name, draw again and then put your name back). The name you draw becomes your target, and you must stick ham onto them at some point over the course of the day. If you do, your target is out, you inherit their target, and the game continues. Last un-hammed person wins.
2012-11-23 03:33:11 PM  
2 votes:
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Old age and treachery always overcome youth and skill.
2012-11-23 03:23:35 PM  
2 votes:
What if sticking ham on grandpa is the only way to get the dog to like him?
2012-11-23 03:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Caity: Is it ok to lick gummi bears and stick them all over the person that passes out at a party first? It's become kind of a tradition at our place.
/we did that to a dude once, he was so colorful
2012-11-23 03:03:58 PM  
2 votes:
Not if he's a muslim.
2012-11-23 02:56:23 PM  
2 votes:
In before:
TEABAG GRANDPA!
2012-11-23 04:31:16 PM  
1 votes:
Why does the term "honey-slick ham" conjure up images of TFettes masturbating?
2012-11-23 03:37:55 PM  
1 votes:

gunther_bumpass: blatz514: [www.theghostess.com image 600x520]

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WTF do you guys GIS to find that shiat?????

/not entirely sure I want to know.....
2012-11-23 03:22:44 PM  
1 votes:

Millennium: TheMega: Seriously? TELL someone you are going to try and stick ham to them all day? That's the best (and worst) she can come up with?

See, I'm thinking they should set it up as some kind of Assassin-style game: everyone puts their names in a hat, then draws a name at random (if you draw your own name, draw again and then put your name back). The name you draw becomes your target, and you must stick ham onto them at some point over the course of the day. If you do, your target is out, you inherit their target, and the game continues. Last un-hammed person wins.


I forfeit. Pile all the ham on my head that you want while I'm napping. I'll wake up to a tasty snack.
2012-11-23 03:17:54 PM  
1 votes:

mcwehrle: //and sitting at the kid's table is AWESOME. I did yesterday to help ride herd on the little bastids darlings, and the table was covered in brown kraft paper and there was a big box of crayons in the middle!


This. I didn't get to sit at the kid's table yesterday and that gave me a sad. That table had a blast.
2012-11-23 03:11:22 PM  
1 votes:
What about those jellied slices of cranberry sauce? Mashed potatoes? Maybe the old guy was a horrible, mean-spirited dick in his younger days and now that he's old and can't do anything about it, revenge is now at hand.
2012-11-23 03:08:07 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe if the loser has to change g-pa's Depends, let's make this holiday tradition interesting.
2012-11-23 03:07:27 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously? TELL someone you are going to try and stick ham to them all day? That's the best (and worst) she can come up with?
2012-11-23 03:05:16 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Not PARTICULARLY if he's a muslim.

/ftfy
2012-11-23 03:04:22 PM  
1 votes:
I am always nice to my Grandparents, because I know they will soon be dead...and I guarantee they're going to watch me from the afterlife like a hawk to make sure I don't masturbate. Some goodwill now will hopefully buy me a few minutes of alone time in the future.
2012-11-23 03:02:39 PM  
1 votes:
www.theghostess.com
 
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