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(NYPost)   Clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, officials said he was acting a little funny just before he died   (nypost.com) divider line 50
    More: Sad, Thanksgiving Day Parade, Robert Blasetti, medical emergency  
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2012-11-23 09:47:36 AM
Farking clowns...
 
2012-11-23 11:10:21 AM
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little farked up maybe, but funny how, I mean funny like a clown, this amused you? It makes you laugh, he was there to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is that funny?
 
2012-11-23 12:14:13 PM
 
2012-11-23 12:15:13 PM
Clown thread!

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2012-11-23 12:17:14 PM

Look this is the story about the death of another individual so I am asking that instead of acting like the blackhearted heathens of the world perhaps we can do the moment to do the mourning for this individual. You know like think that this is a person who had the family. By gawd this clown had the family of he! Perhaps instead of sitting here and making the fun of this poor individual you could do something productive such as bringing the flowers to the funeral of he, walking up to the family members, and then having the flowers do the squirting of water! LAUGHTER OL because this would do the respecting of the career of this man. Or perhaps if this is the open casket you could walk up to it and begin doing the pulling out of a scarf from the mouth of this man. Oh wait is that the magician? Well that would then be awkward but you could make the balloon headstone because I bet that the family would love this so much. Maybe even bring the large nose and wear this at the funeral. So yes instead of being the asses about the death of this man perhaps do things that can provide the tribute.

I will try to design the sympathy e-Card upon which we can all do the signing of.

Sorry of the death of the family member of you.
We know he liked to do the clowning around.
Do not worry, for he is not gone, he is in the shower of you now!

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God do the blessing of you.
 
2012-11-23 12:18:28 PM
Elephant tried to shell him?

/song, dance, seltzer, pants
 
2012-11-23 12:49:47 PM
I'm not sure which clown is scarier, this one
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Or this one
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At any rate this non clown picture is amusing
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 12:50:27 PM
John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator. Don't you just love the graphics on this box?
Homer: No. How can you love a box, or a toy or graphics? You're a grown man.
John: It's camp!
[Homer stares nonplussed]
The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.

/zzzzzzap
 
2012-11-23 12:57:22 PM
 
2012-11-23 01:14:57 PM
He is going to haunt the parade forevermore!
 
2012-11-23 01:27:43 PM
God brought you up to Heaven because he needed you to make the angels laugh. RIP, clown man.
 
2012-11-23 01:48:02 PM
That picture was sad.

/sadclown
 
2012-11-23 01:49:00 PM
estergoldberg.typepad.com
 
2012-11-23 01:49:08 PM
He probably felt funny, too.
 
2012-11-23 01:50:10 PM

meow said the dog: Sorry of the death of the family member of you.
We know he liked to do the clowning around.
Do not worry, for he is not gone, he is in the shower of you now!

[Link][i.imgur.com image 207x199]

God do the blessing of you.


That was beautiful. Thank you.
 
2012-11-23 01:52:28 PM
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2012-11-23 01:52:38 PM
A moment of silence for our fallen jester.

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Good night, you creepy bastard.
 
2012-11-23 01:53:11 PM
Funny how? Like a clown? Did he amuse you?
 
2012-11-23 01:55:17 PM
Who the fark likes clowns?
 
2012-11-23 01:58:32 PM
Ever wake up laughing and not know why? And you look over and there, next to you in bed is a clown.

Ever wake up crying and not know why? And you look over and there, next to you in bed is a dead clown.

/Dave Attell
 
2012-11-23 02:02:32 PM
'Irene' what a lovely name, I hope that is going to be the name of my new granddaughter.

//means
//peace
 
2012-11-23 02:02:50 PM
Subby, that headline actually caused me physical pain.
 
2012-11-23 02:03:47 PM

hbk72777: [estergoldberg.typepad.com image 320x220]


You beat me to it!
 
2012-11-23 02:04:27 PM
brianorndorf.typepad.com
 
2012-11-23 02:10:53 PM
♫ He should have been a lion tamer, those guys get all the girls. ♫

/ On the plus side, no more pies in his face.
 
2012-11-23 02:13:06 PM
I dont care who you are, or what phobias you may have. a man died in his wifes arms as she tried to save him.
this was a profoundly tragic situation.
 
2012-11-23 02:15:03 PM
www.nypost.com

Alas, poor Blasetti! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times;
and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
 
2012-11-23 02:18:40 PM
how many clowns were they able to stuff into that ambulance?
 
2012-11-23 02:30:50 PM
Was flying over at the time.

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2012-11-23 02:34:17 PM
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!
 
2012-11-23 02:46:42 PM
Death.
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Homey does not find that necessarily amusing.
He also don't play dat.
 
2012-11-23 03:04:43 PM
Awwww, that's a sad sad photo in the article.

His clown wife looking on. RIP clown husband.
 
2012-11-23 03:24:34 PM
I enjoyed your headline, subby.
 
2012-11-23 03:28:06 PM

GungFu: Awwww, that's a sad sad photo in the article.

His clown wife looking on. RIP clown husband.


I don't know if that couple were regular performers with the parade, But I do know that for many clowns, getting a chance to participate in the Macy parade is like a High holy honer of the clown gods.

The moment could've been the culmination of a long and loving life of making people laugh. They get the big chance and tragedy strikes. I will admit, the room got dusty for me just reading it and it reminded me of the time I got dragged out of work on a stretcher.

I had a panic attack.. I had never had a panic attack up to that point and I had no idea what was going on with my body, for the life of me I thought I was having a heart attack and was rushed out of there.

My wife actually beet the ambulance to the hospital, when I saw crying, I couldn't help but cry myself thinking I was leaving her alone, and I could only Say... "I'm sorry".


For that home, there will be an empty seat at the table for Christmas Dinner this year..
 
2012-11-23 03:43:08 PM
was it cancer? because CANCER IS TEH FUNNEH 
 
2012-11-23 03:46:05 PM

Ed Finnerty: A moment of silence for our fallen jester.

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Good night, you creepy bastard.


Ed Finnerty you look like a member of NOMEANSNO and that's a compliment.
 
2012-11-23 04:15:26 PM
clown's creep me out! this one squeaked his last horn.
 
2012-11-23 04:28:27 PM
I've been to one of those Macy's parade things and it can get really hot and tiring in there. The sun burns you and there's so much people it gets hard to breathe. If you're an older person with a prior heart problem, you're in big danger if you come here.
 
2012-11-23 04:30:18 PM
So, in the middle of a crowd of people, an older woman is pounding on the chest of her just dead husband. And they're both dressed as clowns.

How do you go on to enjoy the parade after that?
 
2012-11-23 04:31:02 PM
Was his name Pagliacci?
 
2012-11-23 04:51:59 PM
John Wayne Macy? I tjought that he was dead already.
 
2012-11-23 05:19:41 PM
#1 GIS 'Dead clown'

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2012-11-23 05:55:51 PM
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
 
2012-11-23 06:30:48 PM
OD on Cocaine?

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2012-11-23 07:09:48 PM
Well he's in Clown Heaven.

You may wonder,

Is their Whiskey in Clown Heaven? Yes!
Are their Children in Clown Heaven? Nope.
 
2012-11-23 07:10:18 PM
To funny too far
 
2012-11-23 08:02:28 PM

gibbon1: Well he's in Clown Heaven.

You may wonder,

Is their Whiskey in Clown Heaven? Yes!
Are their Children in Clown Heaven? Nope.


How could it be heaven for the clowns if there aren't any kids? I'm thinking clown heaven is kid hell. Symbiotic.
 
2012-11-23 10:01:02 PM

Podmore: How could it be heaven for the clowns if there aren't any kids?


Um.... those kind of clowns go to that other place.
 
2012-11-23 11:06:28 PM
So they finally released the day the clown cried?
 
2012-11-23 11:33:05 PM

gibbon1: Podmore: How could it be heaven for the clowns if there aren't any kids?

Um.... those kind of clowns go to that other place.


Burbank?
 
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