Mugato: So how did Noah find the Galapagos giant tortoise, put him in the Ark and return him?
Marshal805: I didn't know they were extinct.
BarkingUnicorn: Marshal805: I didn't know they were extinct.Just this one subspecies.
Flab: Mugato: So how did Noah find the Galapagos giant tortoise, put him in the Ark and return him?Same way he found Platypuses, elks, lamas and polar bears.Remembering where to put them back after the floods receded was the hard part.
No Such Agency: Maybe average-pretty, but a 29 year old gymnast, so yeah.
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