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(New York Daily News)   Tebow has two broken ribs, which his creator will use to make him a wife plus a second-string wife in case the first one eats of the Tree of Knowledge   (nydailynews.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-23 10:25:22 AM
The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

So many people get that wrong, it's amazing. And it completely changes the mythology of Original Sin and all that, too.
 
2012-11-23 10:49:03 AM

SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

So many people get that wrong, it's amazing



We're dealing with the Jets here - the only thing the Jets know about trees is that Sanchez couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of one.
 
2012-11-23 11:22:33 AM

SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

So many people get that wrong, it's amazing. And it completely changes the mythology of Original Sin and all that, too.


And of Nudity? Because they also figured out that they were naked, which is neither good nor evil.
 
2012-11-23 11:26:31 AM

Via Infinito: Because they also figured out that they were naked, which is neither good nor evil.


They couldn't figure out by feeling around a bit?
 
2012-11-23 11:54:44 AM

SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil


i27.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 12:53:07 PM

Gulper Eel: Via Infinito: Because they also figured out that they were naked, which is neither good nor evil.

They couldn't figure out by feeling around a bit?


Nope. Not before they ate the fruit, apparently. They were just chilling, hanging out in Eden, wandering around in the nude.

And then they ate the fruit and were like OMFG WE'RE NAKED and started making clothes out of leaves.
 
2012-11-23 12:54:49 PM
still don't get why tebow was dressed to play if he actually had 2 broken ribs but McElroy was inactive
 
2012-11-23 12:57:39 PM

AdamK: still don't get why tebow was dressed to play if he actually had 2 broken ribs but McElroy was inactive


I'd wonder more why after all these years they still have crappy receivers and RB's. But yes, it was stupid to keep McElroy inactive.
 
2012-11-23 12:58:09 PM
Two words: Ass fumble.
 
2012-11-23 01:02:52 PM

AdamK: still don't get why tebow was dressed to play if he actually had 2 broken ribs but McElroy was inactive


Because that's exactly how farked the Jets are at the quarterback position (hopelessly, entirely, colossally).
 
2012-11-23 01:07:44 PM
They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?
 
2012-11-23 01:08:02 PM
Thankfully I read that headline on my iPad. Otherwise Subby would owe me a new keyboard. I LOL'd.
 
2012-11-23 01:12:09 PM
Late HOTY contender.
 
2012-11-23 01:15:01 PM

Pardon Me Sultan: AdamK: still don't get why tebow was dressed to play if he actually had 2 broken ribs but McElroy was inactive

Because that's exactly how farked the Jets are at the quarterback position (hopelessly, entirely, colossally).


Yeah, I'm not sure whether to respect Tebow for playing with one of the most painful conditions imaginable, or lament the Jets for not having any sort of depth.
 
2012-11-23 01:15:14 PM
He took that spear to the side....
 
2012-11-23 01:20:57 PM
They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?

Two words - Rex Ryan
 
2012-11-23 01:21:04 PM
Nice job, subby. Damn, there have been some funny as fark headlines the last few days. Or maybe I have just been drinking more than usual, hmmmm.
 
2012-11-23 01:30:42 PM

WhoopAssWayne: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?


The Chiefs were 10-6 a few years ago. They're now 1-9 with a similar roster. Never count out the power of suck.
 
2012-11-23 01:38:03 PM

Marine1: WhoopAssWayne: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?

The Chiefs were 10-6 a few years ago. They're now 1-9 with a similar roster. Never count out the power of suck.


They were a field goal away from winning the division last year, too.
 
2012-11-23 01:45:11 PM

shanteyman: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?

Two words - Rex Ryan


Is Rex Ryan in charge of personnel? That organization sucks from the front office on down.
 
2012-11-23 01:53:06 PM

IAmRight: shanteyman: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?

Two words - Rex Ryan

Is Rex Ryan in charge of personnel? That organization sucks from the front office on down.


Sucks toes at any rate.
 
2012-11-23 02:30:39 PM

Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil


i27.photobucket.com

Because Free Will, like Freedom, isn't cheap.
 
2012-11-23 03:02:22 PM

Kurmudgeon: Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil



Because Free Will, like Freedom, isn't cheap.


Does it cost a buck-o-five?
 
2012-11-23 03:35:21 PM
Relevant:
www.smbc-comics.com

Less Relevant, still funny:
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-11-23 03:50:52 PM

Via Infinito: Gulper Eel: Via Infinito: Because they also figured out that they were naked, which is neither good nor evil.

They couldn't figure out by feeling around a bit?

Nope. Not before they ate the fruit, apparently. They were just chilling, hanging out in Eden, wandering around in the nude.

And then they ate the fruit and were like OMFG WE'RE NAKED and started making clothes out of leaves.


Wow, the whole story sounds laughably primitive and stupid when you put it that way. Like it was made up by a drunken, illiterate shepherd and had no relation to objective reality, even.
 
2012-11-23 03:57:15 PM

WhoopAssWayne: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?


Losing Revis and Holmes didn't help. Not acquiring a replacement for Burress or Edwards also didn't help. Continuously poor drafting contributed. Turning your team into a circus probably didn't help. Just some starting points.
 
2012-11-23 04:09:11 PM

WhoopAssWayne: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?


The two AFC Championship Games were a fluke that convinced the Jets and their fans that they were on the verge of something bigger while hiding the flawed methods they were using to build the team.
 
2012-11-23 04:36:57 PM
Lilith?
 
2012-11-23 04:58:51 PM

pregerstheHobo: Kurmudgeon: Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil



Because Free Will, like Freedom, isn't cheap.

Does it cost a buck-o-five?


'Bout three fiddy.

had to be done
 
2012-11-23 05:28:02 PM

Yanks_RSJ: WhoopAssWayne: They went from back to back AFC championship games to this - 4 and 7? WTF happened to them?

The two AFC Championship Games were a fluke that convinced the Jets and their fans that they were on the verge of something bigger while hiding the flawed methods they were using to build the team.


Not all Jets fans. I was constantly waiting for the inevitable collapse. Years of also being a Mets fan has prepared me well to see my teams shiat the bed.

The Jets have problems at all levels from the top on down. Woody/Rex/Shanchize are all part of the problem but not the sole reason. I'm still bitter they let T. Jones go a few years back in favor of starting Greene... yeah, that's worked out well for them.

Sanchez hasn't improved in his decision making the past few years and the introduction of Tebow didn't light the fire under his ass that the coaches/management probably hoped for.

Tebow is not the answer. Neither is the Sanchize .The butt fumble was freaking hilarious. I just wish the Jets had a logo you could shop into trollface. (Bring back Vinny, I don't care how old he is now!)
 
2012-11-23 06:02:26 PM
"Second-string wife" *snerk*

/which one is Lilith?
 
2012-11-23 06:13:36 PM

Night Night Cream Puff: Sanchez hasn't improved in his decision making the past few years and the introduction of Tebow didn't light the fire under his ass that the coaches/management probably hoped for.


Maybe it did, but he just can't do any better.
 
2012-11-23 07:10:26 PM

Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

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It's a perennial, don't you know?
 
2012-11-23 07:42:03 PM
Only chance Jets have if for someone (Tannehill) to come down with a case of temporary sanity like they did in 2006 and draft some quality linesmen. Maybe then they could get back to the run and keep the game out of the Sanchize's hands. Or maybe an DE that could actually rush the passer instead of relying so much on crazy blitz packages due to the lack of a real pass rush. Who am I kidding? They'll probably look at New England and draft another TE in the first round then maybe a kicker. That should bring them back to the playoffs.
 
2012-11-23 07:50:32 PM

Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

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from wikipedia

"The Mercer Dictionary of the Bible speculates the knowledge the tree gave humankind was sexual awareness"

sounds good to me.
 
2012-11-23 10:20:55 PM

Harv72b: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

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This is great.
 
2012-11-23 11:49:59 PM

Via Infinito: SurfaceTension: The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

So many people get that wrong, it's amazing. And it completely changes the mythology of Original Sin and all that, too.

And of Nudity? Because they also figured out that they were naked, which is neither good nor evil.


Because Satan is the one who told adam and eve to be ashamed of their nakedness, after they ate of the fruit. As their eyes were opening, so to speak, he told them to hide. It was this new shame of nakedness that caused them to hide from God, and this behavior prompted God to ask them who they'd been talking to.

That's the narrative, anyway, if you were seriously questioning what it was.
 
2012-11-24 12:56:44 AM

Kurmudgeon: Because Free Will, like Freedom, isn't cheap.


Well sure, if you shop on iTunes. But there are alternatives.
 
2012-11-24 02:24:09 AM
It's so sweet to watch the process of Tebow coming to the realization that he will never be an NFL quarterback. I predict after a few years of riding the bench he will take the money he's made and go to a third world country to help children. He will then be arrested when he get's caught will his ryan in one of those children.
 
2012-11-24 08:00:17 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Late HOTY contender.


What, the ribs?
 
2012-11-24 01:03:58 PM
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