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(SeattlePI)   Teacher at Seattle synagogue gets too close to female students. Temple tantrum ensues   (seattlepi.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-23 01:38:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 02:05:23 PM  
Well if it was the Christians it would have been gay sex so this is OK!!!
 
2012-11-23 02:10:10 PM  
"As things stand, I am at your mercy," Katz told the woman in a text message. "My career, my freedom, all I have ever worked to build; these things you can destroy with one simple call or email."

Classy. Molest the kid, then try to make the mom feel guilty
 
2012-11-23 02:12:41 PM  
What a Lydia Katz looks like:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-11-23 02:15:25 PM  
That student shouldn't have stood so close to her.
 
2012-11-23 02:21:27 PM  
Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.
 
2012-11-23 02:25:14 PM  
Dammit, kids! Stop being so sexy!
 
2012-11-23 02:26:27 PM  

John Redcorn: Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.


^
I
I
I

DRTFA
 
2012-11-23 02:26:33 PM  
FTFA: "I am drunk on your kisses."

*pppffffttttt!*

That kinda shiat works?
 
2012-11-23 02:27:10 PM  

GungFu: FTFA: "I am drunk on your kisses."

*pppffffttttt!*

That kinda shiat works?


Not on girls his age.

/ok on some of the girls his age probably
 
2012-11-23 02:32:39 PM  

John Redcorn: Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.


You know how we all know you DRTFA?
/ and if you did you're an asshat ironic hipster?
 
2012-11-23 02:33:53 PM  
pronoun confusion too great. move that Lydia Katz lose gender self identification privileges and be referred to as 'it' until it can get its shiat together or remove pants to verify sex.

second?
 
2012-11-23 02:37:14 PM  
The fact that Lydia is his first name is almost as chilling as the crimes he's accused of.
 
2012-11-23 02:38:02 PM  
Why is a consensual relationship between two... wait... so the teacher is male?! String him up! Death is too good!
 
2012-11-23 02:46:49 PM  

Kevin72: John Redcorn: Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.

You know how we all know you DRTFA?
/ and if you did you're an asshat ironic hipster?


Well, I did just see The Sword in concert last week.
 
2012-11-23 02:48:12 PM  
Oy vay!
 
2012-11-23 02:48:18 PM  

GungFu: FTFA: "I am drunk on your kisses."

*pppffffttttt!*

That kinda shiat works?


That sounds like the crap Lucas wrote for Padme and Anikin.
 
2012-11-23 02:53:20 PM  

John Redcorn: Kevin72: John Redcorn: Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.

You know how we all know you DRTFA?
/ and if you did you're an asshat ironic hipster?

Well, I did just see The Sword in concert last week.


Oh never mind. I wasn't born in this century.
 
2012-11-23 02:58:10 PM  

Kevin72: John Redcorn: Kevin72: John Redcorn: Since Lydia is a woman I'm sure she'll get a light sentence.

You know how we all know you DRTFA?
/ and if you did you're an asshat ironic hipster?

Well, I did just see The Sword in concert last week.

Oh never mind. I wasn't born in this century.


I wore my best trucker hat and 3/4 sleeve concert tee.
 
2012-11-23 03:01:09 PM  
unfortunate product placement.. Give something out of the box...

hmmmm
 
2012-11-23 03:10:15 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Rabbi" Lydia Katz?

people.rit.edu

That's funny...

She doesn't look Lydiaish.
 
2012-11-23 03:17:41 PM  
If she's a tattooed lady, she can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery
 
2012-11-23 03:21:57 PM  

Amos Quito: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 740x304]

"Rabbi" Lydia Katz?

[people.rit.edu image 396x300]

That's funny...

She doesn't look Lydiaish.


Lake Washington girls love them some forbidden fruit.
 
2012-11-23 03:26:25 PM  
 
2012-11-23 04:52:45 PM  
Fascinating the way the Jewish community deals with this sort of thing. They call the police instead of covering it up...

Must be some sort of Zionist conspiracy.
 
2012-11-23 05:01:36 PM  

GungFu: FTFA: "I am drunk on your kisses."

*pppffffttttt!*

That kinda shiat works?


Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness
your hair is like a golden waterfall.
Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny.
 
2012-11-23 05:13:46 PM  
Back on April 27, 2011 Lydia Katz posted on his blog "New Israel Gospel", that his article "Leather, Chains, and God: An Exploration of the Relationship Between BDSM and Abrahamic Religion" was his "senior project for my BA in Religious Studies" at Humboldt State University, Arcata, CA.

Giggity.
 
2012-11-23 05:15:32 PM  
img339.imageshack.us
Dy

Lydia, oh Lydia, have you seen Lydia...
 
2012-11-23 05:22:22 PM  

booger42: Oy vay!


Now then now then NOW THEN!
 
2012-11-23 05:47:25 PM  
The girl's mother notified their temple, which subsequently fired Katz.

See Catholic Church? That's how you deal with shiat like that.
 
2012-11-23 06:13:12 PM  

fluffy2097: Fascinating the way the Jewish community deals with this sort of thing. They call the police instead of covering it up...

Must be some sort of Zionist conspiracy.



Is that so?

You must have missed this story:

Ultra-Orthodox Shun Their Own for Reporting Child Sexual Abuse

In fact, there was a thread here on Fark...

Young girl accuses religious mentor of molestation. Community rallies in support - by calling the victim a "slut" and spitting on the girl and her family


/Pot
//Kettle
 
2012-11-23 06:30:00 PM  
Niiii-- wait, the adult was male?

Roast the bastard.

/ole Fark double standard in play!
 
2012-11-23 07:22:09 PM  
I once dated a Lydia. She wasn't a dude.
 
2012-11-23 07:40:09 PM  
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
static.djbooth.net 



siblings?
 
2012-11-23 10:59:01 PM  
Ah, Amos Quinto comments on a Jewish-related thread. I did not see that coming.
 
2012-11-23 11:17:13 PM  

joshik72: Ah, Amos Quinto comments on a Jewish-related thread. I did not see that coming.


He knows what they're up to.
 
2012-11-24 06:52:51 AM  

MeanJean: The girl's mother notified their temple, which subsequently fired Katz.

See Catholic Church? That's how you deal with shiat like that.


Farkin' Jewpeople...all ethics, no morals.
 
2012-11-24 01:36:42 PM  
"My body is my temple because sometimes my rabbi is in it."
-Jamie Lee
 
2012-11-24 11:32:29 PM  
Amos Quito

Oh, please. Those people are Haredi. Other Jews look at Haredi the way mainstream Christians look at snake-handlers, or those Mormon fundies who keep dozens of wives.
 
2012-11-25 12:25:33 AM  

MeanJean: Amos Quito

Oh, please. Those people are Haredi. Other Jews look at Haredi the way mainstream Christians look at snake-handlers, or those Mormon fundies who keep dozens of wives.



Stereotypes suck, do they not?
 
2012-11-25 05:50:02 AM  
Ugh. "I am drunk on your kisses." So not only did he write a love poem, he wrote a shiatty love poem. That's the real crime here.
 
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