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(BBC)   Number of ninjas down to last two. In other news, Global Average Temperature declines   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 25
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2012-11-23 11:30:27 AM  
Ninjas have nothing to do with global warming.

/Pirates, on the other hand...
 
2012-11-23 01:54:04 PM  
When the ninja's first started did they look at the current technological state of weaponry and deliberately chose weapons that were antiquated? So then the reason that Ninjas use swords is because they used to use knapped flint spears and now they are actually "current" for ninjitsu.
 
2012-11-23 02:01:28 PM  
I read a book on ninja training once. Weird stuff. They had a whole chapter about exploring your mind, complete with an illustration detailing the circle of conciousness or some sh*t. The bottom half was called the unknown dark territory or something. There was more but I've forgotten.

/insert joke about acid
//was never into hallucinogens
 
2012-11-23 02:05:27 PM  
But what about pirates? And ninja-pirates?
 
2012-11-23 02:10:52 PM  
uhh, the real ninjas try to keep their affiliation secret.
 
2012-11-23 02:45:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 02:46:10 PM  
Ramen, subby.
 
2012-11-23 02:59:27 PM  
Hmmmm. Only two ninjas left, each from a different clan...
I predict this will end well.
 
2012-11-23 03:04:42 PM  

tdpatriots12: [i.imgur.com image 316x415]


Well played tdpatriots12, well played.
 
2012-11-23 03:25:52 PM  

tdpatriots12: [i.imgur.com image 316x415]


My brother loved that show. And the other guy, his "ward" grew up to be one of the more busy TV directors. Big on The Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire.
 
2012-11-23 04:06:58 PM  

sure haven't: I read a book on ninja training once. Weird stuff. They had a whole chapter about exploring your mind, complete with an illustration detailing the circle of conciousness or some sh*t. The bottom half was called the unknown dark territory or something. There was more but I've forgotten.

/insert joke about acid
//was never into hallucinogens


monkey thinks about the peach?
 
2012-11-23 04:17:44 PM  
Man subby... Missed the boat on that one....

www.scq.ubc.ca
 
2012-11-23 04:36:37 PM  
You ppl miss subbies joke. As the number of PIRATES decreases, global average temps RISE. Ninjas are a pirates nemesis, and are opposites in most regards, thus, if ninja numbers decrease, global average temps should Decrease.

/explaining a joke makes it not funny, i know.
 
2012-11-23 05:22:29 PM  
This is clearly just what ninjas would want us to think.
 
2012-11-23 06:09:49 PM  
How could the BBC miss the most basic of ninja facts?

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
2012-11-23 06:54:59 PM  

nytmare: How could the BBC miss the most basic of ninja facts?

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


That's awesome, and when I say awesome-I mean totally sweet.
 
2012-11-24 12:09:34 AM  
If you are trying to sneak around and remain hidden, it's probably best if you dress like everybody else, and not in a Ninja suit.

(Which look much more like Japanese puppeteer suits than what the real Ninjas probably wore)
 
2012-11-24 01:22:18 AM  
That's odd, I would think ninjas are actually increasing in number. Obviously, you can't see it.

www.thehotdogninja.com
 
2012-11-24 04:01:43 AM  
Remember - two always there are.

A master, and an apprentice.
 
2012-11-24 04:07:39 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

No love for Sho Kosugi?
 
2012-11-24 05:53:33 AM  
needcoffee.cachefly.net

Mustache Ninja frowns at your shenanigans. 

/awesome ninja movie
 
2012-11-24 11:01:51 PM  
This is only one of many posts I have made in this thread.
You only see this one because that is what I want you to see.
 
2012-11-25 12:43:21 PM  
I am actually sad to hear this. Isn't anyone else?

A very unique aspect of human culture is on its way out. That is not interesting. It is sad.

/ Ninja always > Pirate
 
2012-11-25 09:57:00 PM  

MBA Whore: I am actually sad to hear this. Isn't anyone else?

A very unique aspect of human culture is on its way out. That is not interesting. It is sad.


You should get out your mobile phone and record it that way. Link Here is how they are being used to save dead languages.
 
2012-11-26 12:49:35 AM  
Guys, ninjas are made up. The total number of assassinations carried out by ninjas in the Japanese contemporary historical records is zero. The claimed 69 generations or whatever of ninja heritage are total bullshiat. It's as fake as Frank Dux. They never existed.
 
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