RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.
Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.
Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.
Friskya: Friskya: Two bagger.Now that I think about it, better make it three bags./why take risks?
Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.
dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government./actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....
Friskya: Two bagger.
VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly
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