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(The Sun)   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-11-23 10:14:57 AM  
5 votes:
FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.
2012-11-23 10:38:15 AM  
3 votes:
I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.
2012-11-23 01:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.
2012-11-23 12:58:59 PM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.
2012-11-23 12:43:50 PM  
2 votes:
Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.
2012-11-23 12:09:56 PM  
2 votes:

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.


Meth.

www.meth-kills.org
2012-11-23 10:52:03 AM  
2 votes:

Friskya: Two bagger.


Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?
2012-11-23 10:22:21 AM  
2 votes:
Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories
2012-11-23 08:29:44 AM  
2 votes:
She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.
2012-11-23 02:30:27 AM  
2 votes:
It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.
2012-11-23 01:31:32 PM  
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-11-23 01:18:54 PM  
1 votes:

Five Tails of Fury: Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.

I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.


I`m calling bulimia on this one. It`s amazing how much you can eat and stay thin when the first thing you do is throw it up in the toilet.

Does she smell slightly of vomit all the time?
2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM  
1 votes:
So let's see...

Hyperthyroidism could be the cause. Or perhaps her body isn't actually absorbing the calories for whatever reason. Maybe she's a drug addict.

Or maybe, just maybe, this is all pretend bullshiat printed in a tabloid like The Sun.

Oh, hey! Lookit that! It's in The Sun!

/yeah, prolly fake as hell
//although I do have two coworkers who suffer from hypothyroidism, and their thyroid medication makes them eat like Mr. Creosote while not gaining a pound
2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com 

dfuse.us
2012-11-23 01:12:34 PM  
1 votes:
Skinny doesn't fix fugly.

What an unfortunate looking woman
2012-11-23 01:07:55 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.


I'm just amazed that we get this every thread. How does everyone not know this by now?
2012-11-23 01:06:12 PM  
1 votes:
She can have some of my ample curves if she'll give me some of that metabolism....

Lucky biatch...
2012-11-23 01:02:57 PM  
1 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.
2012-11-23 01:00:05 PM  
1 votes:
I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink.
/My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding
2012-11-23 12:58:09 PM  
1 votes:
Not even hot by British standards!
2012-11-23 12:55:21 PM  
1 votes:
Is "hottie" one of those words that mean something different in Britain?
2012-11-23 12:52:04 PM  
1 votes:
ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.
2012-11-23 12:51:03 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.
2012-11-23 12:49:14 PM  
1 votes:
Hottie? More like:

i.imgur.com
2012-11-23 12:45:48 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


Just wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ole Glory.
2012-11-23 10:09:03 AM  
1 votes:
Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.
2012-11-23 10:04:07 AM  
1 votes:
Tape worm.
2012-11-23 07:34:41 AM  
1 votes:
I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly
2012-11-23 03:30:17 AM  
1 votes:
so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.
2012-11-23 02:25:42 AM  
1 votes:
It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.
 
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