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(The Sun)   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 127
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2012-11-23 02:25:42 AM
It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.
 
2012-11-23 02:30:27 AM
It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.
 
2012-11-23 03:30:17 AM
so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.
 
2012-11-23 07:34:41 AM
I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly
 
2012-11-23 08:29:44 AM
She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.
 
2012-11-23 09:52:47 AM
This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....
 
2012-11-23 10:04:07 AM
Tape worm.
 
2012-11-23 10:07:57 AM
Two bagger.
 
2012-11-23 10:09:03 AM
Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.
 
2012-11-23 10:14:57 AM
FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.
 
2012-11-23 10:22:21 AM
Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories
 
2012-11-23 10:23:33 AM
I don't know, if I learned anything from the documentary, The Killer Shrews, it's that a shrew must eat their body weight every day or they'll starve.
 
2012-11-23 10:31:08 AM

VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly


Yeah, that's a very British face.
 
2012-11-23 10:38:15 AM
I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.
 
2012-11-23 10:43:33 AM
Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.
 
2012-11-23 10:51:49 AM
Tatard
 
2012-11-23 10:52:03 AM

Friskya: Two bagger.


Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?
 
2012-11-23 11:02:00 AM

Coolfusis: I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.


Metabolism's can vary widely, but, yeah, that is even a bit extreme if the diet is true and she is never working out, especially once you hit your 30s.
 
2012-11-23 11:59:14 AM

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....


But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.
 
2012-11-23 12:09:55 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories


That's probably why my ex-wife was so trim. She could eat anything she liked and she was a beanpole. Crazy as a loon, though.
 
2012-11-23 12:09:56 PM

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.


Meth.

www.meth-kills.org
 
2012-11-23 12:30:30 PM
i.cdn.turner.com 

South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!
 
2012-11-23 12:43:50 PM
Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.
 
2012-11-23 12:44:27 PM
I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.
 
2012-11-23 12:44:52 PM
Pat  Benetar Skeletor.
 
2012-11-23 12:45:17 PM
I guess dancing must burn a lot of calories.
 
2012-11-23 12:45:26 PM
*sigh* We Brits are a very ugly people. I readily admit it.
Pass that paper-bag, will you?
 
2012-11-23 12:45:48 PM

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


Just wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ole Glory.
 
2012-11-23 12:48:21 PM
Bet she really BEEFS.....
 
2012-11-23 12:49:14 PM
Hottie? More like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 12:49:39 PM

Friskya: Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?


And make them plastic bags
 
2012-11-23 12:50:10 PM
Am I supposed to be impressed?
 
2012-11-23 12:50:58 PM
I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...
 
2012-11-23 12:50:59 PM
She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.
 
2012-11-23 12:51:03 PM
Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.
 
2012-11-23 12:52:04 PM
ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.
 
2012-11-23 12:55:21 PM
Is "hottie" one of those words that mean something different in Britain?
 
2012-11-23 12:56:09 PM
She has tacky tattoos and piercings, but otherwise, she's average looking at worst.
 
2012-11-23 12:56:12 PM

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


killer body with sub par face... AKA my dreamgirl
 
2012-11-23 12:56:14 PM
api.ning.com

Enjoy.
 
2012-11-23 12:57:13 PM
Yeah Fark. Okay. Sure.... SHE'S A "HOTTIE" AND LILY COLE ISN'T!?!?!?!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-23 12:57:43 PM
Yeah she seems so depressed about being trim and stuffing her face with whatever she wants. Such problems- I'm shocked she hasn't taken her own life yet. Poor poor thing.
 
2012-11-23 12:58:09 PM
Not even hot by British standards!
 
2012-11-23 12:58:21 PM

Treygreen13: She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.


Nice. I'm adding this to my list.
 
2012-11-23 12:58:59 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.
 
2012-11-23 01:00:05 PM
I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink.
/My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding
 
2012-11-23 01:02:57 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.
 
2012-11-23 01:06:12 PM
She can have some of my ample curves if she'll give me some of that metabolism....

Lucky biatch...
 
2012-11-23 01:06:28 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


Could be.
 
2012-11-23 01:07:32 PM
Unavailable for comment

img2.ranker.com
 
2012-11-23 01:07:55 PM

WhippingBoy: AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.


I'm just amazed that we get this every thread. How does everyone not know this by now?
 
2012-11-23 01:08:08 PM
It's almost like the Sun has some kind of lowbrow society-sponging skank cliche they want to promote.
 
2012-11-23 01:09:38 PM
Too many teeth.
 
2012-11-23 01:12:03 PM

feckingmorons: It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.


Came here to post a Tila Tequila-like tag.
 
2012-11-23 01:12:34 PM
Skinny doesn't fix fugly.

What an unfortunate looking woman
 
2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com 

dfuse.us
 
2012-11-23 01:13:08 PM
So let's see...

Hyperthyroidism could be the cause. Or perhaps her body isn't actually absorbing the calories for whatever reason. Maybe she's a drug addict.

Or maybe, just maybe, this is all pretend bullshiat printed in a tabloid like The Sun.

Oh, hey! Lookit that! It's in The Sun!

/yeah, prolly fake as hell
//although I do have two coworkers who suffer from hypothyroidism, and their thyroid medication makes them eat like Mr. Creosote while not gaining a pound
 
2012-11-23 01:15:16 PM
British Pretty...
 
2012-11-23 01:18:36 PM
Ride The Snake
 
2012-11-23 01:18:54 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.

I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.


I`m calling bulimia on this one. It`s amazing how much you can eat and stay thin when the first thing you do is throw it up in the toilet.

Does she smell slightly of vomit all the time?
 
2012-11-23 01:25:28 PM

cryinoutloud: Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.


5 kids by age 32 is nothing to be proud of IMHO.
no stretch marks and saggy bits?
already been done...what else she got to make me jealous?
I see nothing...

You may be right on with your thyroid suggestion.
3 kids, 103 lbs, no stretch marks or saggy bits,
"Doc, I is the exhausted and can't gain weight? Wassup with that?"
Blood tested, Thyroid quit. Who knew?
Under active thyroid is more complex than I thought.
 
2012-11-23 01:26:07 PM
husband is a body builder
5 kids
lots of tats
how is she losing weight?

probably doing bedroom gymnastics five times a week. hey, it's a great workout if you're doing it right.
 
2012-11-23 01:26:36 PM

no_tan_lines: cryinoutloud: Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.

5 kids by age 32 is nothing to be proud of IMHO.
no stretch marks and saggy bits?
already been done...what else she got to make me jealous?
I see nothing...

You may be right on with your thyroid suggestion.
3 kids, 103 lbs, no stretch marks or saggy bits,
"Doc, I is the exhausted and can't gain weight? Wassup with that?"
Blood tested, Thyroid quit. Who knew?
Under active thyroid is more complex than I thought.


Your poem sucks.
 
2012-11-23 01:29:09 PM
Shockingly, Julie also guzzles at least six cans of Coke A DAY

Could explain those teeth.

Oh, she's British? Never mind.
 
2012-11-23 01:29:55 PM
Articles posted here from The Sun used to be somewhat outrageous. Now they're just "meh." I'm sure the mother wants to get paid, and all, but couldn't they have come up with a better story?
 
2012-11-23 01:31:32 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-23 01:35:03 PM
She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.
 
2012-11-23 01:36:57 PM

Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.


That *would* explain the smell.
 
2012-11-23 01:38:00 PM
She's England-hot.
 
2012-11-23 01:38:30 PM

traylor: Unavailable for comment

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Lol... Is that the biatch stole my fish boy? Does he always have that look on his face?
 
2012-11-23 01:38:36 PM
She reminds me of the Kashi spokeswoman. Link, sorry about the quality
 
2012-11-23 01:41:09 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


/ So much THIS ^
// Some of you - a lot of you actually - need to visit Thailand.
 
2012-11-23 01:43:47 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x896]


for the love of all that's bacon, STOP THAT!!

*shudder*
 
2012-11-23 01:47:03 PM
giant foreheads, giant foreheads everywhere...
 
2012-11-23 01:47:16 PM

EnigmaBurn: AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

/ So much THIS ^
// Some of you - a lot of you actually - need to visit Thailand.


Listen very carefully. NOBODY considers this woman to be "hot". It's a long standing Fark meme that using "hot" in the headline means that the article contains unspeakable horrors (as this one does).
 
2012-11-23 01:48:20 PM
Holy Hell! It's Brian Warner with boobs!
pedraenxuta.files.wordpress.com
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-11-23 01:54:27 PM
Yet again I fall for Fark's cruel joke use of the word HOTTIE.
 
2012-11-23 02:01:33 PM
All I can say is that on the occasions I do stuff my maw with junk food, I feel really crappy for a bit afterward. When I stick to a nutrient-dense, non-junk-food diet, I feel really good. At this point for me, it isn't about weight or being slim, but feeling really good.
 
2012-11-23 02:06:19 PM
Keep it up girls! One more set!
Now binge... and purge... and binge... and purge... Keep going, there's still a shred of fried chicken lodged in your rotted out softdrink-teeth!
5... 6... 7... 8!
 
2012-11-23 02:29:16 PM
An ugly chav with bulimia and 5 fugly kids?

Where do I sign up for a piece of that action?
 
2012-11-23 02:40:39 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


This.

And seriously, she can give herself diabetes or a heart attack even being rail thin. Be grateful for what you're blessed with, lady!

Besides, I think a good hot helping of comfort food like shepherds pie or something might put more meat on her bones than junk. Junk isn't food.
 
2012-11-23 02:46:31 PM

Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.


Also, she could be 100% playing it up, in order to appear in the Sun.

Regardless, if she eats 5000 calories/day then she must sh*t like a horse. And trust me, I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to this.

/just sayin'
 
2012-11-23 02:51:15 PM

DeltaPunch:
Regardless, if she eats 5000 calories/day then she must sh*t like a horse. And trust me, I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to this.

/just sayin'


Shiat like a horse? Like, while walking without slowing down? That'd account for a few extra calories not spent sitting on the can...
 
2012-11-23 02:51:17 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ride The Snake


BEST SNL SKIT EVER. Good one.
 
2012-11-23 02:54:17 PM
It's called the ectomorphic body type. This is not an uncommon phenomenon.

Link
 
2012-11-23 03:07:24 PM

L.D. Ablo: RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

Meth.


Cigarettes, you can see a pack on the table behind her with one of those huge black and white "Smoking Kills" stickers the Brits stick on the packs. If she quits those she will balloon.
 
2012-11-23 03:11:53 PM

WhippingBoy: EnigmaBurn: AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

/ So much THIS ^
// Some of you - a lot of you actually - need to visit Thailand.

Listen very carefully. NOBODY considers this woman to be "hot". It's a long standing Fark meme that using "hot" in the headline means that the article contains unspeakable horrors (as this one does).


Thank you for the point of order sir. I was worried. Even being a pretty long time Farker, residing on the other side of the planet can skew my view on memes.
 
2012-11-23 03:20:00 PM

Mach10: DeltaPunch:
Regardless, if she eats 5000 calories/day then she must sh*t like a horse. And trust me, I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to this.

/just sayin'

Shiat like a horse? Like, while walking without slowing down? That'd account for a few extra calories not spent sitting on the can...


That's right... walking, trotting, running -- even some light dancing -- none of these activities impede her from being able to top off her sh*tbag.
 
2012-11-23 03:24:43 PM
Thinness doesn't hide the ugly.
 
2012-11-23 03:29:54 PM
So that's what Skeletor looks like with skin on.
 
2012-11-23 03:30:08 PM

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


Yeah...but that ain't no thing to you is it? You sound like you bang a new Victorias Secret model every other week....lol

douche

 
2012-11-23 03:32:38 PM
Looks like she has digestive issues or her body is incapable of dealing with sugar (Diabetis).
 
2012-11-23 03:36:47 PM
I'm going to admit to having this problem. It is a sad problem to have when all you want to do is gain weight. Then you put up with the loads of people telling you they wish they were your size. No, you don't. It's a frustrating problem.
 
2012-11-23 03:39:06 PM
worms
 
2012-11-23 03:39:39 PM
I'd be intrigued to know if her or her father's intestinal flora are substantially different from the general population.
 
2012-11-23 03:42:30 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

i47.tinypic.com


I believe I have seen her husband some where... but where... oh yes, I remember now...


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-23 03:43:43 PM

AbiNormal: Holy Hell! It's Brian Warner with boobs!
[pedraenxuta.files.wordpress.com image 382x500]
[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x926]


I'm pretty sure Brian Warner is Brian Warner with boobs.
 
2012-11-23 03:49:53 PM

AbiNormal: Holy Hell! It's Brian Warner with boobs!
[pedraenxuta.files.wordpress.com image 382x500]
[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x926]


No, Brian Warner has a better nose. Probably also has better teeth.
 
2012-11-23 04:02:46 PM
Yikes. This lady probably changes the oil in her car with what comes out of her pores from all the garbage she's ingesting.
 
2012-11-23 04:09:38 PM

Hugemeister: Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.

Yeah...but that ain't no thing to you is it? You sound like you bang a new Victorias Secret model every other week....loldouche


Uuuh, what? You must have me confused with someone else. I mention my wife, that's it.

Are you a chick with a hot bod and an ugly face? Well, whatever, someone will still love you, and will still want to plaster your face with their cum.
 
2012-11-23 04:41:03 PM
What do her arteries look like?
 
2012-11-23 04:44:56 PM
She's either an alcoholic or a pill popper, I'd bet my life on it. And she is definitive proof that skinny does not farking equal healthy. Think about that the next time any of you shallowcoont s decide to starve yourselves for that hot tattooed guy. Most people won't fark a hot corpse.
 
2012-11-23 04:48:51 PM

Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.


Tapeworms don't feed themselves.
 
2012-11-23 05:07:22 PM
Not all the kids are ugly..The older boys and the toddler are average looking..That babby doesn't
quite fit with the rest of the family..That one is a few shades darker than the rest that..That girl though,
omg that is one ugly child..
 
2012-11-23 05:08:43 PM
DRTFA but lemme guess: five kids, five "dads"?
 
2012-11-23 06:07:40 PM

Nick Nostril: DRTFA but lemme guess: five kids, five "dads"?


At least!
 
2012-11-23 06:21:07 PM
As I age, my metabolism is slowing down. Fortunately, my appetite is staying in step with my metabolism, so I still have a BMI of 21 or so. I do, however, really, really miss having a hearty appetite and eating a lot of food. However, I also had a lot more good sense than this lady and enjoyed a lot of meals made with food whose ingredients did not require a reference book to decode.
 
2012-11-23 06:24:52 PM
By "smoking" hot are you referring to the cigs and the overflowing ashtray next to her while she shows her baby bump off?

Ugh. And don't tell me stories about how your parents did that back in the day. Mine did too, it's still disgusting. We should be more enlightened as a species, not looking for excuses on bad behaviour.
 
2012-11-23 07:12:16 PM
Of course she's thin, all she's been doing is fattening up her tapeworms.
 
2012-11-23 07:21:05 PM
RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

Wrangling 5 kids burns a lot of energy.
 
2012-11-23 07:50:45 PM
simpsonswiki.net
 
2012-11-23 08:06:47 PM
livingwithanerd.com
 
2012-11-23 08:15:58 PM

mcwehrle: ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.


I got ten bucks on the the next kid being Forman-Lee.

I'd also like to see a Surgar-Ray-Lee, and they have to have a Muhammad-A-Lee...
 
2012-11-23 09:02:53 PM
I'd be hitting it from the other side anyway.
 
2012-11-23 10:25:22 PM
i'd think the five creampies she's had would have caused more weight gain in her life.
 
2012-11-23 11:13:38 PM
Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.
 
2012-11-23 11:33:25 PM

mcwehrle: ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.


Don't forget CharLEA
 
2012-11-23 11:37:39 PM
apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

consultantsmind.files.wordpress.com 

And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.
 
2012-11-23 11:53:35 PM
meth will do that
 
2012-11-24 12:06:54 AM
FTFA:

"For lunch I'd easily eat a McDonald's followed by crisps and chocolate. At 5pm I would have a chicken wrap with the kids and then later have a Chinese takeaway."

Eat a whole McDonald's?
 
2012-11-24 04:08:37 AM
God, subby thinks that's a hottie?

Her face looks like something else she got from a racehorse. I like tattoos but hers are ugly. Not to mention her body looks like a 12 year old boy's. Ugh.
 
2012-11-24 06:43:48 AM

lordargent: apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

[consultantsmind.files.wordpress.com image 595x404] 

And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.


BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.
 
2012-11-24 01:01:13 PM

Tommy Moo: traylor: Unavailable for comment

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Lol... Is that the biatch stole my fish boy? Does he always have that look on his face?


No and yes.

He's the skeptical 3rd world kid. Go and GIS it.
 
2012-11-24 04:04:32 PM
"If my body is craving a chinese, obviously I need one."
 
2012-11-24 06:36:27 PM

lordargent: apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

[consultantsmind.files.wordpress.com image 595x404] 

And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.


i'm surprised it's not like 65% for most states. most people would call me skinny even though i have a 42" waist
 
2012-11-24 08:15:54 PM
Slaxl : BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.

The person I quoted specifically said "Obesity Epidemic".

Obviously, the overweight percentage will be higher than the obese percentage, but that includes everyone that's a pound over their ideal weight.

For example _I_ am overweight by a few pounds, but it would be a long stretch to call me fat".

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2012-11-25 07:36:37 AM

lordargent: Slaxl : BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.

The person I quoted specifically said "Obesity Epidemic".

Obviously, the overweight percentage will be higher than the obese percentage, but that includes everyone that's a pound over their ideal weight.

For example _I_ am overweight by a few pounds, but it would be a long stretch to call me fat".

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Put the fork down, chubster.

Ok ok fine, you're probably not fat. But I do reckon that if the map was done not by "obese 30bmi" but down to "overweight 24bmi" then it'd make everything look redder, and fatter. .
 
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