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(The Sun)   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 127
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2012-11-23 04:41:03 PM  
What do her arteries look like?
 
2012-11-23 04:44:56 PM  
She's either an alcoholic or a pill popper, I'd bet my life on it. And she is definitive proof that skinny does not farking equal healthy. Think about that the next time any of you shallowcoont s decide to starve yourselves for that hot tattooed guy. Most people won't fark a hot corpse.
 
2012-11-23 04:48:51 PM  

Tommy Moo: She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.


Tapeworms don't feed themselves.
 
2012-11-23 05:07:22 PM  
Not all the kids are ugly..The older boys and the toddler are average looking..That babby doesn't
quite fit with the rest of the family..That one is a few shades darker than the rest that..That girl though,
omg that is one ugly child..
 
2012-11-23 05:08:43 PM  
DRTFA but lemme guess: five kids, five "dads"?
 
2012-11-23 06:07:40 PM  

Nick Nostril: DRTFA but lemme guess: five kids, five "dads"?


At least!
 
2012-11-23 06:21:07 PM  
As I age, my metabolism is slowing down. Fortunately, my appetite is staying in step with my metabolism, so I still have a BMI of 21 or so. I do, however, really, really miss having a hearty appetite and eating a lot of food. However, I also had a lot more good sense than this lady and enjoyed a lot of meals made with food whose ingredients did not require a reference book to decode.
 
2012-11-23 06:24:52 PM  
By "smoking" hot are you referring to the cigs and the overflowing ashtray next to her while she shows her baby bump off?

Ugh. And don't tell me stories about how your parents did that back in the day. Mine did too, it's still disgusting. We should be more enlightened as a species, not looking for excuses on bad behaviour.
 
2012-11-23 07:12:16 PM  
Of course she's thin, all she's been doing is fattening up her tapeworms.
 
2012-11-23 07:21:05 PM  
RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

Wrangling 5 kids burns a lot of energy.
 
2012-11-23 07:50:45 PM  
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2012-11-23 08:06:47 PM  
livingwithanerd.com
 
2012-11-23 08:15:58 PM  

mcwehrle: ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.


I got ten bucks on the the next kid being Forman-Lee.

I'd also like to see a Surgar-Ray-Lee, and they have to have a Muhammad-A-Lee...
 
2012-11-23 09:02:53 PM  
I'd be hitting it from the other side anyway.
 
2012-11-23 10:25:22 PM  
i'd think the five creampies she's had would have caused more weight gain in her life.
 
2012-11-23 11:13:38 PM  
Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.
 
2012-11-23 11:33:25 PM  

mcwehrle: ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.


Don't forget CharLEA
 
2012-11-23 11:37:39 PM  
apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

consultantsmind.files.wordpress.com 

And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.
 
2012-11-23 11:53:35 PM  
meth will do that
 
2012-11-24 12:06:54 AM  
FTFA:

"For lunch I'd easily eat a McDonald's followed by crisps and chocolate. At 5pm I would have a chicken wrap with the kids and then later have a Chinese takeaway."

Eat a whole McDonald's?
 
2012-11-24 04:08:37 AM  
God, subby thinks that's a hottie?

Her face looks like something else she got from a racehorse. I like tattoos but hers are ugly. Not to mention her body looks like a 12 year old boy's. Ugh.
 
2012-11-24 06:43:48 AM  

lordargent: apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

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And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.


BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.
 
2012-11-24 01:01:13 PM  

Tommy Moo: traylor: Unavailable for comment

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Lol... Is that the biatch stole my fish boy? Does he always have that look on his face?


No and yes.

He's the skeptical 3rd world kid. Go and GIS it.
 
2012-11-24 04:04:32 PM  
"If my body is craving a chinese, obviously I need one."
 
2012-11-24 06:36:27 PM  

lordargent: apachevoyeur: Too lazy to post sharpknees.jpg but "hottie" is accurate. And with the obesity epidemic in US I can't fathom how UK Hot and US Hot would differ.

This obesity "epidemic" is very regional.

[consultantsmind.files.wordpress.com image 595x404] 

And even in the "fat" states, obese folks are still the minority.

// I live in a thin state.


i'm surprised it's not like 65% for most states. most people would call me skinny even though i have a 42" waist
 
2012-11-24 08:15:54 PM  
Slaxl : BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.

The person I quoted specifically said "Obesity Epidemic".

Obviously, the overweight percentage will be higher than the obese percentage, but that includes everyone that's a pound over their ideal weight.

For example _I_ am overweight by a few pounds, but it would be a long stretch to call me fat".

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2012-11-25 07:36:37 AM  

lordargent: Slaxl : BMI of 30 is extreme, lower it down to 23, then see what percentage of people are overweight.

The person I quoted specifically said "Obesity Epidemic".

Obviously, the overweight percentage will be higher than the obese percentage, but that includes everyone that's a pound over their ideal weight.

For example _I_ am overweight by a few pounds, but it would be a long stretch to call me fat".

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Put the fork down, chubster.

Ok ok fine, you're probably not fat. But I do reckon that if the map was done not by "obese 30bmi" but down to "overweight 24bmi" then it'd make everything look redder, and fatter. .
 
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