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(The Sun)   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 127
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2012-11-23 02:25:42 AM  
It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.
 
2012-11-23 02:30:27 AM  
It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.
 
2012-11-23 03:30:17 AM  
so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.
 
2012-11-23 07:34:41 AM  
I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly
 
2012-11-23 08:29:44 AM  
She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.
 
2012-11-23 09:52:47 AM  
This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....
 
2012-11-23 10:04:07 AM  
Tape worm.
 
2012-11-23 10:07:57 AM  
Two bagger.
 
2012-11-23 10:09:03 AM  
Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.
 
2012-11-23 10:14:57 AM  
FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.
 
2012-11-23 10:22:21 AM  
Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories
 
2012-11-23 10:23:33 AM  
I don't know, if I learned anything from the documentary, The Killer Shrews, it's that a shrew must eat their body weight every day or they'll starve.
 
2012-11-23 10:31:08 AM  

VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly


Yeah, that's a very British face.
 
2012-11-23 10:38:15 AM  
I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.
 
2012-11-23 10:43:33 AM  
Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.
 
2012-11-23 10:51:49 AM  
Tatard
 
2012-11-23 10:52:03 AM  

Friskya: Two bagger.


Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?
 
2012-11-23 11:02:00 AM  

Coolfusis: I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.


Metabolism's can vary widely, but, yeah, that is even a bit extreme if the diet is true and she is never working out, especially once you hit your 30s.
 
2012-11-23 11:59:14 AM  

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....


But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.
 
2012-11-23 12:09:55 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories


That's probably why my ex-wife was so trim. She could eat anything she liked and she was a beanpole. Crazy as a loon, though.
 
2012-11-23 12:09:56 PM  

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.


Meth.

www.meth-kills.org
 
2012-11-23 12:30:30 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com 

South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!
 
2012-11-23 12:43:50 PM  
Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.
 
2012-11-23 12:44:27 PM  
I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.
 
2012-11-23 12:44:52 PM  
Pat  Benetar Skeletor.
 
2012-11-23 12:45:17 PM  
I guess dancing must burn a lot of calories.
 
2012-11-23 12:45:26 PM  
*sigh* We Brits are a very ugly people. I readily admit it.
Pass that paper-bag, will you?
 
2012-11-23 12:45:48 PM  

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


Just wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ole Glory.
 
2012-11-23 12:48:21 PM  
Bet she really BEEFS.....
 
2012-11-23 12:49:14 PM  
Hottie? More like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 12:49:39 PM  

Friskya: Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?


And make them plastic bags
 
2012-11-23 12:50:10 PM  
Am I supposed to be impressed?
 
2012-11-23 12:50:58 PM  
I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...
 
2012-11-23 12:50:59 PM  
She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.
 
2012-11-23 12:51:03 PM  
Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.
 
2012-11-23 12:52:04 PM  
ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.
 
2012-11-23 12:55:21 PM  
Is "hottie" one of those words that mean something different in Britain?
 
2012-11-23 12:56:09 PM  
She has tacky tattoos and piercings, but otherwise, she's average looking at worst.
 
2012-11-23 12:56:12 PM  

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


killer body with sub par face... AKA my dreamgirl
 
2012-11-23 12:56:14 PM  
api.ning.com

Enjoy.
 
2012-11-23 12:57:13 PM  
Yeah Fark. Okay. Sure.... SHE'S A "HOTTIE" AND LILY COLE ISN'T!?!?!?!

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2012-11-23 12:57:43 PM  
Yeah she seems so depressed about being trim and stuffing her face with whatever she wants. Such problems- I'm shocked she hasn't taken her own life yet. Poor poor thing.
 
2012-11-23 12:58:09 PM  
Not even hot by British standards!
 
2012-11-23 12:58:21 PM  

Treygreen13: She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.


Nice. I'm adding this to my list.
 
2012-11-23 12:58:59 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.
 
2012-11-23 01:00:05 PM  
I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink.
/My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding
 
2012-11-23 01:02:57 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.
 
2012-11-23 01:06:12 PM  
She can have some of my ample curves if she'll give me some of that metabolism....

Lucky biatch...
 
2012-11-23 01:06:28 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


Could be.
 
2012-11-23 01:07:32 PM  
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