It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.

It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.

so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly

This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

Tape worm.

Two bagger.

Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.

FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.

Tatard

Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?

Coolfusis: I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.

Metabolism's can vary widely, but, yeah, that is even a bit extreme if the diet is true and she is never working out, especially once you hit your 30s.

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories

That's probably why my ex-wife was so trim. She could eat anything she liked and she was a beanpole. Crazy as a loon, though.

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

Meth.

 

South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!

Pat  Benetar Skeletor.

I guess dancing must burn a lot of calories.

*sigh* We Brits are a very ugly people. I readily admit it.
Pass that paper-bag, will you?

Hottie? More like:

Am I supposed to be impressed?

I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...

She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.

Treygreen13: She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.

Nice. I'm adding this to my list.

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.

She can have some of my ample curves if she'll give me some of that metabolism....

Lucky biatch...