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(The Sun)   Not to get you too excited, but it's very possible there is a homemade sex tape of Emma Stone out there just waiting to be posted on the internet   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 95
    More: Spiffy, emma, Emma Stone, Andrew Garfield, sex tapes, Kim Kardashian, Walsh  
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2012-11-23 06:54:19 AM
yes please.
 
2012-11-23 11:05:27 AM
Fap mode on stand-by!
 
2012-11-23 11:08:18 AM
R.I.P kittens of the world
 
2012-11-23 11:09:09 AM
it should be open and sensual.
 
2012-11-23 11:09:42 AM
But...but she's never had sex.
She is pure....
She was saving herself for me.
Emma, what's going on? Call me!
 
2012-11-23 11:11:24 AM
So her career puttering out?
 
2012-11-23 11:13:32 AM
This just in... there might be something which may be posted to the internet eventually. Stay tuned for other things that have a possibility of happening.
 
2012-11-23 11:15:24 AM
Internet, don't fail me now.
 
2012-11-23 11:17:17 AM
ENGORGIO!
 
2012-11-23 11:17:50 AM
I'd love to see it but I don't buy it until I see the video in question
 
2012-11-23 11:20:38 AM
They said: "Emma's really happy with her career and proud of where she is, there's no way she would organize the release of the tape; in fact, she would fight to stop it.

There's no way she'd try to capitalize on any amount of publicity from it's release or not-release, either. She will totally stop any attempt to make any of this information public. Except this news story. Which includes a plug for her latest dumbass rom-com.
 
2012-11-23 11:21:03 AM
Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

500motivators.com
 
2012-11-23 11:22:32 AM
Any word on who the other woman is because I always thought...
 
2012-11-23 11:23:05 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


That's a different Emma Stone.

/Oblig: DYHTOOTP?
 
2012-11-23 11:23:15 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


Oh man, do you by chance have the original of that?
 
2012-11-23 11:24:11 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


No, no, you're confusing her with that girl who wanted to hump a sparkly vampire...y'know, Kirsten Dunst.
 
2012-11-23 11:24:52 AM
Preparing for Hyper-Fap in 3...2..
 
2012-11-23 11:25:10 AM

maverickzy: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

Oh man, do you by chance have the original of that?


drgullo.com
 
2012-11-23 11:26:16 AM
Screw that. I want to see a sex tape of that 12yr old Brit ginger in the other thread. Better yet, maybe a tape of honey boo boo twiddling her biscuit. How bout fetus porn? I want to see everyone on earth farking at the same time! Animals too. Only then will I be satisfied. Paris looking grossed out in a dark room? No. The kardashian whore falling asleep while getting plowed by a no name rapper? Not enough! Hulk dipping his aerosol can sized meat stick in some married tramps gash between farts? NOT ENOUGH! All creatures great and small, farking at once! fap
 
2012-11-23 11:27:23 AM

IlGreven: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

No, no, you're confusing her with that girl who wanted to hump a sparkly vampire...y'know, Kirsten Dunst.


Pretty sure Kirsten Dunst was in that show about the bar with Woody Harrelson. The chick who wanted to hump sparkly vampires was Belladonna, I think
 
2012-11-23 11:35:29 AM
I have no idea who Emma Stone is but I unreservedly support the right of sex tapes to be leaked .

/except Nancy Grace's
 
2012-11-23 11:35:53 AM
I want to get stoned.
 
2012-11-23 11:36:18 AM
Oh boy oh boy
 
2012-11-23 11:36:33 AM
I want to get Dadded.
 
2012-11-23 11:37:45 AM
And just in time to make my Christmas list!
 
2012-11-23 11:42:52 AM
And could not care less... watched a scene from Boundgangbangs with a girl named jodi that is 10x hotter than emma stone ever was... PLUS.. got to watch her get DP, slapped around... abused... Covered in jizz... why the hell do people still care about stupid "celeb" sex tapes when there are hotter women willing to blow 20 guys in public?
 
2012-11-23 11:42:52 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: IlGreven: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

No, no, you're confusing her with that girl who wanted to hump a sparkly vampire...y'know, Kirsten Dunst.

Pretty sure Kirsten Dunst was in that show about the bar with Woody Harrelson. The chick who wanted to hump sparkly vampires was Belladonna, I think


No, Belladonna was the chick that was the kicker in Necessary Roughness. Y'know, the movie where Avery Brooks was the quarterback?
 
2012-11-23 11:47:05 AM

Ooba Tooba: Screw that. I want to see a sex tape of that 12yr old Brit ginger in the other thread. Better yet, maybe a tape of honey boo boo twiddling her biscuit. How bout fetus porn? I want to see everyone on earth farking at the same time! Animals too. Only then will I be satisfied. Paris looking grossed out in a dark room? No. The kardashian whore falling asleep while getting plowed by a no name rapper? Not enough! Hulk dipping his aerosol can sized meat stick in some married tramps gash between farts? NOT ENOUGH! All creatures great and small, farking at once! fap


I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well done.
 
2012-11-23 11:47:14 AM

whither_apophis: Nancy Grace's sex tapes


Go on...
 
2012-11-23 11:47:59 AM
I wonder what Jim Carrey's reaction to that sex tape would be.
 
2012-11-23 11:49:43 AM
I would hyper fap to that tape in a second but why make the tape in the first place? For the boyfriends sex collection? Plus, knowing Emma's wholesome image, her lawyers would destroy the reproduction of that tape like a B-52 bomber.
 
2012-11-23 11:50:21 AM

Ooba Tooba: Screw that. I want to see a sex tape of that 12yr old Brit ginger in the other thread. Better yet, maybe a tape of honey boo boo twiddling her biscuit. How bout fetus porn? I want to see everyone on earth farking at the same time! Animals too. Only then will I be satisfied. Paris looking grossed out in a dark room? No. The kardashian whore falling asleep while getting plowed by a no name rapper? Not enough! Hulk dipping his aerosol can sized meat stick in some married tramps gash between farts? NOT ENOUGH! All creatures great and small, farking at once! fap


Thanks for the Black Friday gift. I just damn near had a asthma attack and stomach cramps at the same time laughing
 
2012-11-23 11:51:52 AM

Ooba Tooba: Screw that. I want to see a sex tape of that 12yr old Brit ginger in the other thread.


Jimmy Saville, I thought you were dead
 
2012-11-23 11:52:11 AM
Sweet Jesus. She is so farking cute.
 
2012-11-23 11:54:28 AM
She's awesome. She get's all of the roles that Lindsay Lohan would be getting if she wasn't crazy, and the movies are much better for it.
 
2012-11-23 11:57:18 AM
I'm ready!

/ unzips pants
 
2012-11-23 12:05:24 PM

The Martian Manhandler: whither_apophis: Nancy Grace's sex tapes

Go on...


Id watch it...
 
2012-11-23 12:14:06 PM
I also read that as Emma Watson, but Emma Stone is far hotter. She seems to either have a fun personality or one hell of an interview prep assistant.
 
2012-11-23 12:14:55 PM

IlGreven: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: IlGreven: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

No, no, you're confusing her with that girl who wanted to hump a sparkly vampire...y'know, Kirsten Dunst.

Pretty sure Kirsten Dunst was in that show about the bar with Woody Harrelson. The chick who wanted to hump sparkly vampires was Belladonna, I think

No, Belladonna was the chick that was the kicker in Necessary Roughness. Y'know, the movie where Avery Brooks was the quarterback?


oh boy...
 
2012-11-23 12:19:38 PM
Can someone mention the name of that Italian (?) actress who set the bar for sex tapes?
 
2012-11-23 12:25:03 PM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: maverickzy: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Emma Stone, huh? From that move about the witch who has to wear the scarlet letter on her clothes?

Pretty sure this is a screen-grab from the sex tape.

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

Oh man, do you by chance have the original of that?

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


I knew this would be here, and came here specifically because it makes me laugh every time.

/easily amused.
 
2012-11-23 12:28:37 PM

Dear Jerk: Can someone mention the name of that Italian (?) actress who set the bar for sex tapes?


Gina Lollibrigada?
 
2012-11-23 12:29:25 PM
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-23 12:33:54 PM
I watched it. Jonah Hill goes to town on that ass.
 
2012-11-23 12:36:14 PM
Fano
Gina Lollibrigada?

No, four or five years ago. Maybe she was Slovakian.
 
2012-11-23 12:42:54 PM

Dear Jerk: Fano
Gina Lollibrigada?

No, four or five years ago. Maybe she was Slovakian.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severina_Vučković ?
 
2012-11-23 12:46:53 PM
Yea!
 
2012-11-23 12:57:23 PM

whither_apophis: Dear Jerk: Fano
Gina Lollibrigada?

No, four or five years ago. Maybe she was Slovakian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severina_Vučković ?


Set FAP to maximum
 
2012-11-23 01:11:03 PM
I'm confused. When you are an actress in need a career boost you leak the possibility of a sex tape. And when you have a movie coming out you say that you're attracted to other women? Just trying to figure out Hollywood PR.
 
2012-11-23 01:16:34 PM
Disturbing lack of pics

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www.celebritydesktopwallpapers.com
 
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