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(Telegraph)   British supermodel wants to build a Romeo and Juliet balcony in her home to add a sense of theater and eccentricity. In other news, British supermodels don't look like American supermodels   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 168
    More: Silly, Lily Cole, contemporary art, Marks & Spencer  
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2012-11-23 08:34:02 AM  
She's just a model, but given the love on Fark for red-heads then I don't see too many people complaining.

www.elleuk.com

Unless this turns out to be the one thread a year when sanity reigns and people realise that red-heads aren't automatically hot just because they're red-haired. 

/don't think she's hot, but I've seen worse worshipped on here.
 
2012-11-23 08:47:00 AM  
I'm kind of glad America doesn't have 12 year old supermodels
 
2012-11-23 08:47:41 AM  

Slaxl: Unless this turns out to be the one thread a year when sanity reigns and people realise that red-heads aren't automatically hot just because they're red-haired. 

/don't think she's hot, but I've seen worse worshipped on here.


Ha! Good luck with that one
 
2012-11-23 08:48:01 AM  
She looks like the daughter of that, "Follow-my-voice-Carolann-Lady."
 
2012-11-23 08:48:02 AM  
She looks like an elf.
 
2012-11-23 08:48:11 AM  
(Reviews GIS) ... Weird and spooky looking but great rack. I'd hit it7 and then read some Poe.
 
2012-11-23 08:48:49 AM  
so that was a whole article.... about a home renovation..... can I have the last minute and a half of my life back please?
 
2012-11-23 08:49:23 AM  

Slaxl: Unless this turns out to be the one thread a year when sanity reigns and people realise that red-heads aren't automatically hot just because they're red-haired. 

/don't think she's hot, but I've seen worse worshipped on here.


Sanity, here?! Thou doth jest or hath drunketh too much wormwood!
 
2012-11-23 08:50:03 AM  
she is indeed hot.

www.fernandoirigoyen.com
www.fernandoirigoyen.com
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-11-23 08:50:08 AM  
Hey, there are some damn ugly redheads out there. This one is not too bad at all. Um, I wish.
 
2012-11-23 08:50:38 AM  
I'm a little freaked out by the 12 year old with the boobs there
 
2012-11-23 08:50:57 AM  
familyguycutaways.com
 
2012-11-23 08:51:16 AM  
15 = 20

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-23 08:51:28 AM  
Why is she looking in different direcions at once?
 
2012-11-23 08:52:18 AM  
I have said it before and will say it again: when it comes to English women, I'd rather put lipstick on the dog and bank the airfare.
 
2012-11-23 08:53:12 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Why is she looking in different direcions at once?


It's her eye-wrangler's day off.
 
2012-11-23 08:53:42 AM  

strapp3r: 15 = 20

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 210x294]


thats farked
 
2012-11-23 08:53:48 AM  
Shes one of the girls you'd bang and whilst banging, you think "This is cool. I cant believe Im banging a super model", but then when you take her to get pizza, you realize that you got the ugliest supermodel in the world and realize life still just doesnt work out the way you wish it did.
 
2012-11-23 08:56:44 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Why is she looking in different direcions at once?


I wondered that too. But then I saw the 3 pictures in a post above and then I purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2012-11-23 08:57:00 AM  
 
2012-11-23 08:57:59 AM  
Um. Looks like a buttah face to me. She's cute, but my spidey sense is telling me that Daddy purchased her way into modeling. And either way, this precious snowflake she's a "supermodel," she's probably the most high maintenance biatch in the world.

Do not put your dick in crazy. I learned that the hard way. Twice.
 
2012-11-23 08:58:24 AM  

s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW


that NSFW is in a not so good place.

might actually be worth it though
 
2012-11-23 08:58:41 AM  
I find her very attractive. And she lives above a train station. That's cool.
 
2012-11-23 08:58:47 AM  
How does Fark not know who Lily Cole is? Clicked expecting some obscure-but-popular-in-Britain model. I did not expect Lily farking Cole.

This shouldn't be news, but: the models picked by the designers that are Very Serious always look weird.
 
2012-11-23 08:58:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-23 08:59:45 AM  
Models are always the ultimate ideal female form. If you are a gay male fashion designer.
 
2012-11-23 08:59:50 AM  
Well, she *is* British hot.

It explains why Britain was able to found one of the greatest Empires in history: all the ugly women drove the men elsewhere:

Lord Tallywhacker: I say, pip-pip-pom. Shall we jump in the lorry and look for women to shag?
Lord Littleballs: I think not, by jove. At least not in Merrie Olde England. Said wenches are truly monstrous.
Lord Tallywhacker: Ripping farts! Off to India we go!
 
2012-11-23 08:59:58 AM  
Normally, i like red heads that are bottle red heads... I normally find real gingers too pale, and usually have something else wrong with them...

I like this ginger... maybe because she does in fact look like an elf, and the picture at the top of the thread looks like a few red head elf portraits i've seen on deviant art...

I'd hit it... but since shes a real ginger, i'd give her a fake name and phone number because she's likely completely f-ed in the head
 
2012-11-23 09:00:29 AM  

s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW


You are an outstanding human being.
 
2012-11-23 09:00:29 AM  
And:

content7.flixster.com
 
2012-11-23 09:01:43 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: How does Fark not know who Lily Cole is?


Umm... we have lives.
 
2012-11-23 09:01:56 AM  
From Wikipedia:

"She was booked for her first British Vogue cover at age 16, and has worked with many well-known brands, including Vogue worldwide, Alexander McQueen, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Jean Paul Gaultier, Marc Jacobs, Prada, De Beers and Moschino. Other clients include Numero, Christian Lacroix, Hermès, Galliano, Jean Paul Gaultier and Marc Jacobs. Advertising campaigns include Longchamp, Anna Sui and Cacharel."

She's also been in a few recognizable movies and apparently is the face of a makeup brand or something.
 
2012-11-23 09:03:41 AM  

WhippingBoy: doloresonthedottedline: How does Fark not know who Lily Cole is?

Umm... we have lives.


I think the answer you were looking for is "most of the people replying so far are male."
I'm not even into fashion and know the names of maybe three models that aren't media personalities.
 
2012-11-23 09:04:01 AM  

s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW


I don't know, it's just weird. Her body looks like an adult woman but her face looks like a child. It's freaking me out
 
2012-11-23 09:05:02 AM  

kvinesknows: s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW

that NSFW is in a not so good place.

might actually be worth it though


You can preview view it with a GIS. It's right on top for "lily cole nude".
 
2012-11-23 09:05:40 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: doloresonthedottedline: How does Fark not know who Lily Cole is?

Umm... we have lives.

I think the answer you were looking for is "most of the people replying so far are male."
I'm not even into fashion and know the names of maybe three models that aren't media personalities.


Nope. My answer was the one I was looking for. That's why I wrote it. See how that works?
 
2012-11-23 09:06:46 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW

I don't know, it's just weird. Her body looks like an adult woman but her face looks like a child. It's freaking me out


So you wouldn't say no, but maybe have some nightmares? She is also quite tall. Those cheeks will sink in around 30.
 
2012-11-23 09:06:53 AM  
 
2012-11-23 09:08:12 AM  

s2s2s2: Would you say no to this?

NSFW


Now that I think about it, I've see the pic, and it clearly ain't shopped (I can tell). Hell yeah I would tap that.
 
2012-11-23 09:08:18 AM  

s2s2s2: So you wouldn't say no, but maybe have some nightmares? She is also quite tall. Those cheeks will sink in around 30.


I'd feel pretty damn weird about it. Oh she's tall? Never mind, freak!!!
 
2012-11-23 09:08:28 AM  
Moonface
 
2012-11-23 09:08:51 AM  
This might help some: She was the non-talking space-pirate ship medical ghost from last year's Doctor Who.


And her eyes are too far apart.
 
2012-11-23 09:10:40 AM  

George_Spelvin: This might help some: She was the non-talking space-pirate ship medical ghost from last year's Doctor Who.


And her eyes are too far apart.


She shows up in the most random places and has a weird unearthly look that I can't shake.
 
2012-11-23 09:11:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Moonface


Butterface
 
2012-11-23 09:11:45 AM  
Macular Degenerate: Um. Looks like a buttah face to me. She's cute, but my spidey sense is telling me that Daddy purchased her way into modeling. And either way, this precious snowflake she's a "supermodel," she's probably the most high maintenance biatch in the world.

Do not put your dick in crazy. I learned that the hard way. Twice.


Good looking people who go to prestigious colleges and universities tend to come from the upper crust.

/Ric Romero
 
2012-11-23 09:13:09 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Never mind, freak!!!


I'm more concerned by the mind that would feel weird farking a grown ass woman because she has the face of an anime schoolgirl. So what, she is a grown ass woman with a fly ass body. If she has a good personality, then what's the problem?

cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2012-11-23 09:14:46 AM  

s2s2s2: I'm more concerned by the mind that would feel weird farking a grown ass woman because she has the face of an anime schoolgirl. So what, she is a grown ass woman with a fly ass body. If she has a good personality, then what's the problem?

[cdn.randomfunnypicture.com image 292x500]


Really? It's normal to want to bang women-child that look like cartoon characters? That's completely normal
 
2012-11-23 09:17:43 AM  
I love a little muff like that.
 
2012-11-23 09:18:56 AM  

poe_zlaw: Shes one of the girls you'd bang and whilst banging, you think "This is cool. I cant believe Im banging a super model", but then when you take her to get pizza, you realize that you got the ugliest supermodel in the world and realize life still just doesnt work out the way you wish it did.


You think you have it rough? What about the poor supermodel who ended up in the sack with a jerk like you?
 
2012-11-23 09:19:53 AM  

ComicBookGuy: Macular Degenerate: Um. Looks like a buttah face to me. She's cute, but my spidey sense is telling me that Daddy purchased her way into modeling. And either way, this precious snowflake she's a "supermodel," she's probably the most high maintenance biatch in the world.

Do not put your dick in crazy. I learned that the hard way. Twice.

Good looking people who go to prestigious colleges and universities tend to come from the upper crust.

/Ric Romero


No we don't.
 
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