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If your neighbors' nickname for you is the "Son of Sal," it's very possible that you may be a serial killer
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RexTalionis
2012-11-23 07:52:04 AM
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doglover
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Amos Quito: What's he got that I haven't got?
A rap sheet for serial killing.
Also, a girlfriend.
Archimedes' Principal
2012-11-23 11:27:12 AM
1 votes:
Bruno Kirby sure has let himself go.
Insatiable Jesus
2012-11-23 09:44:18 AM
1 votes:
Son of Sam: Listened to a dog for his orders.
Son of Sal: Listened to Michael Medved and Sean Hannity for his orders.
titwrench
2012-11-23 08:59:58 AM
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log_jammin
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a Ruger 10-22 carbine rifle with a sawed-off stock
an odd choice of weapon for a serial killer.
No shiat. Was his Red Ryder BB gun in the shop? Kudos to the press for not referring to it as an assault rifle as they are want to do.
Millennium
2012-11-23 08:19:06 AM
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So, where did he hide all the blueberries?
/obscure?
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-11-23 08:01:49 AM
1 votes:
Still a better nickname than, "The Phantom Masturbator."
/I need to move soon I think.
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