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(AZ Family)   Arizona business rents out hot young female models to attend your social gatherings. It's kind of like hiring an escort without the sex. (Bonus: Picture of hot young female models)   (azfamily.com) divider line 27
    More: Spiffy, Scottsdale, 3TV, Susie Qiel  
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19275 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2012 at 11:13 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-23 11:46:42 AM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


Precisely. I've always labeled Scottsdale the land of fake tits and real assholes. Steroids, silicone, and spray tans everywhere you look. It's the "Jersey Shore" of the west.
2012-11-23 11:25:01 AM  
2 votes:

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.
2012-11-23 11:24:09 AM  
2 votes:
FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.
2012-11-23 11:24:09 AM  
2 votes:
There's nothing I love more than a sexy rib cage. That combined with their surely incredible personalities.
2012-11-23 11:21:42 AM  
2 votes:
The fact that the event was boring enough to warrant having to pay cute girls to attend escapes them.
2012-11-23 11:19:04 AM  
2 votes:
We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.
2012-11-23 10:09:53 AM  
2 votes:
Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.
2012-11-23 02:26:22 AM  
2 votes:
"Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."
2012-11-23 01:16:34 AM  
2 votes:
not new at all.
2012-11-23 12:17:13 PM  
1 votes:
¿quél?
2012-11-23 11:41:08 AM  
1 votes:
No sex? There's perfectly acceptable prostitutes you could hire.
2012-11-23 11:38:25 AM  
1 votes:

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.


The one on the very right seems like she needs a sammich
2012-11-23 11:38:03 AM  
1 votes:
If there is no sex will they at least clean my house?
2012-11-23 11:35:12 AM  
1 votes:
Scottsdale? OC and Stiggs drive past in a lifted Studebaker.
2012-11-23 11:31:24 AM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.


I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs
2012-11-23 11:31:07 AM  
1 votes:

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.
2012-11-23 11:29:40 AM  
1 votes:
Totally new and exciting! Never heard of this "escort" is it? Blows my mind! Why didn't I think of that?
2012-11-23 11:27:08 AM  
1 votes:

littlett's: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?


She was playing slap-a-doodle with a client. Important business.
2012-11-23 11:26:36 AM  
1 votes:
I might be able to make some money from photos of my golf clubs.
You can look, drool and imagine how much fun you could have with them
2012-11-23 11:24:07 AM  
1 votes:
I don't always rent hot young females...

But when I do, it is fo sex!

Stay horney my friend.
2012-11-23 11:23:12 AM  
1 votes:
apparently the idea of "promo" girls is new to some people
2012-11-23 11:22:14 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, escorts will have sex with you?
2012-11-23 11:21:44 AM  
1 votes:
C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

media.azfamily.com
2012-11-23 11:20:36 AM  
1 votes:
Or, you could just hold your social gatherings at the bikini restaurants that are everywhere these days. They'll still do a horrible job of acting like anything you say is remotely interesting, but you only pay a premium for the crappy food and there's more skin to look at.
2012-11-23 11:18:46 AM  
1 votes:

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.


Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.
2012-11-23 11:18:22 AM  
1 votes:
No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink
2012-11-23 11:16:42 AM  
1 votes:
Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O
 
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