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(AZ Family)   Arizona business rents out hot young female models to attend your social gatherings. It's kind of like hiring an escort without the sex. (Bonus: Picture of hot young female models)   (azfamily.com) divider line 89
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2012-11-23 01:16:34 AM  
not new at all.
 
2012-11-23 02:26:22 AM  
"Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."
 
2012-11-23 10:09:53 AM  
Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.
 
2012-11-23 10:25:24 AM  
I thought this was a "family" magazine.
 
2012-11-23 11:14:41 AM  

Bucky Katt: not new at all.


Yea they've been doing this for years
 
2012-11-23 11:16:42 AM  
Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O
 
2012-11-23 11:18:22 AM  
No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink
 
2012-11-23 11:18:46 AM  

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.


Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.
 
2012-11-23 11:19:04 AM  
We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.
 
2012-11-23 11:19:28 AM  

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.


Or ushers.

jake_lex: No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink


It's all in the back.
 
2012-11-23 11:19:31 AM  
Borrowed from every new trendy bar in Manhattan
 
2012-11-23 11:19:47 AM  
Business meetings just got a little more businessy.
 
2012-11-23 11:20:15 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.


You will find them at pretty much any trade show that has male attendees.
 
2012-11-23 11:20:36 AM  
Or, you could just hold your social gatherings at the bikini restaurants that are everywhere these days. They'll still do a horrible job of acting like anything you say is remotely interesting, but you only pay a premium for the crappy food and there's more skin to look at.
 
2012-11-23 11:21:42 AM  
The fact that the event was boring enough to warrant having to pay cute girls to attend escapes them.
 
2012-11-23 11:21:44 AM  
C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

media.azfamily.com
 
2012-11-23 11:22:14 AM  
Wait, escorts will have sex with you?
 
2012-11-23 11:22:57 AM  

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?
 
2012-11-23 11:23:12 AM  
apparently the idea of "promo" girls is new to some people
 
2012-11-23 11:24:07 AM  
I don't always rent hot young females...

But when I do, it is fo sex!

Stay horney my friend.
 
2012-11-23 11:24:09 AM  
There's nothing I love more than a sexy rib cage. That combined with their surely incredible personalities.
 
2012-11-23 11:24:09 AM  
FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.
 
2012-11-23 11:25:01 AM  

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.
 
2012-11-23 11:25:59 AM  

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


It's nice to see that your 401K money didn't go entirely to waste.
 
2012-11-23 11:26:22 AM  

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.


Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.
 
2012-11-23 11:26:36 AM  
I might be able to make some money from photos of my golf clubs.
You can look, drool and imagine how much fun you could have with them
 
2012-11-23 11:27:08 AM  

littlett's: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?


She was playing slap-a-doodle with a client. Important business.
 
2012-11-23 11:28:48 AM  
I saw Showgirls. This will not end well.
 
2012-11-23 11:29:40 AM  
Totally new and exciting! Never heard of this "escort" is it? Blows my mind! Why didn't I think of that?
 
2012-11-23 11:31:07 AM  

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.
 
2012-11-23 11:31:24 AM  

blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.


I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs
 
2012-11-23 11:33:20 AM  

Rufus Lee King: "If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'Wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do", said Qiel.

How do you say that in English?


and such as
 
2012-11-23 11:34:38 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.


I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.
 
2012-11-23 11:35:12 AM  
Scottsdale? OC and Stiggs drive past in a lifted Studebaker.
 
2012-11-23 11:35:51 AM  
Next week: Arizona business sued by dumpy, middle-aged former model for discriminatory hiring practices.
 
2012-11-23 11:36:03 AM  
They're overdressed.
 
2012-11-23 11:36:33 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.


They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?
 
2012-11-23 11:36:59 AM  

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs


picky eaters often go hungry
 
2012-11-23 11:37:44 AM  

spentshells: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

picky eaters often go hungry


Only poor picky eaters =P
 
2012-11-23 11:38:03 AM  
If there is no sex will they at least clean my house?
 
2012-11-23 11:38:25 AM  

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.


The one on the very right seems like she needs a sammich
 
2012-11-23 11:38:34 AM  

spentshells: Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O


You may be privileged enough to not need such a service.

I, on the other hand, would avail myself of this service in a heartbeat if I lived in Scottsdale.

And had any money.
 
2012-11-23 11:39:41 AM  

padraig: They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?


Is it an outrage that they're getting drunk on your dime *AND* they still won't fark you?
 
2012-11-23 11:40:26 AM  

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


Not if you're this coworker I had. He paid for not one but 2 escorts to show up with him at the christmas party. And then they took his cash and bailed after 20 minutes.

Saddest holiday party evar.
 
2012-11-23 11:40:36 AM  
Howard, I told you- touching's extra.
 
2012-11-23 11:41:08 AM  
No sex? There's perfectly acceptable prostitutes you could hire.
 
2012-11-23 11:46:42 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


Precisely. I've always labeled Scottsdale the land of fake tits and real assholes. Steroids, silicone, and spray tans everywhere you look. It's the "Jersey Shore" of the west.
 
2012-11-23 11:47:34 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.


My curiousity got the best of me so I checked out my city. Looks like 150 to 250 an hour is the going rate for someone that doesn't look addicted to meth
 
2012-11-23 11:47:51 AM  
...paid to appear at parties, socialize and add sparkle to events."

So, his escorts are twilight vampires?
 
2012-11-23 11:49:59 AM  

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


Pretty sure the personalities on the girl second from the right are fake. Possibly the one second from the left as well. An hard-hitting investigation is required.
 
2012-11-23 11:50:54 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


Done in two.
 
2012-11-23 11:52:51 AM  
I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.
 
2012-11-23 11:55:53 AM  

Lego_Addict: FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.


He is. He is a crappy DJ and one of these guys that is/was a total bullshiatter. He used to tell everyone about how he was doing mixtapes for MtV, etc. He got lucky and hooked in with a Scottsdale promoter crew in the late 90's and pretty much rode their tails for a long time.
 
2012-11-23 11:56:31 AM  

Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.


It took me a second, but I see it now as well. Good eye, sir.
 
2012-11-23 11:57:27 AM  
I like the Hawaiian Tropic Models better.

www.pcbdesignschool.com
 
2012-11-23 11:58:09 AM  
Last seen...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-23 11:59:41 AM  
Meh, the whole "article" was just a way to incorporate an advertorial with a bunch of girls in bikinis from summer on a very slow news day. By now, everyone's desperately trying to remember what skin looks like, so this will get far more hits than it deserves even outside Fark.
 
2012-11-23 11:59:51 AM  

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh.


www.tampabay.com
You can't imagine how much fun Slug's having.
 
2012-11-23 12:02:28 PM  

Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.


You dont happen to have a link to said clip do you?
 
2012-11-23 12:03:42 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.

You dont happen to have a link to said clip do you?


^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-11-23 12:04:25 PM  

Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.


Goddamn you're a worse tease than the girls.
 
2012-11-23 12:05:19 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


Yup. I have seen my fair share of BMW M5s and Audi S4s going in and out mid-level apartment complexes in Scottsdale with 20-something drivers behind the wheel. It is all about image, and it is farking sad.

Also, half of those girls are barely even average for old town Scottsdale. Maybe they're trying to keep it somewhat real, maybe they did a crap job of hiring women. This is newsworthy how?
 
2012-11-23 12:06:41 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


this

Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.


aaaand this

/thread
 
2012-11-23 12:09:24 PM  
"see all 62 images". Wow,
 
2012-11-23 12:09:34 PM  
"If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do, I think sometimes I'll have people that will say oh you're with Scottsdale 16 and they'll recognize our
group of girls especially at the Mint, for example, when you walk in there's a table of six beautiful girls and a lot of times people will say, oh that must be Scottsdale 16,"
Qiel explained.
 
2012-11-23 12:12:06 PM  

WTFDYW: Sultan Of Herf: Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.

You dont happen to have a link to said clip do you?

^^^^^^^^^^^^


What they said

/not a bookmark
 
2012-11-23 12:17:13 PM  
¿quél?
 
2012-11-23 12:18:33 PM  
Came for the Scottsdale hate.

There are MUCH better looking women in Scottsdale than that (even our MILFs are FAR better looking), and if you don't need to pay them to show up to a party if you throw a good one.

/love me some Scottsdale
//haters gonna freeze
 
2012-11-23 12:19:09 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


This!
 
2012-11-23 12:22:20 PM  
When these girls get older and fatter they'll decide they don't like how young women are objectified.
 
ecl
2012-11-23 12:23:10 PM  

Generation_D: Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Not if you're this coworker I had. He paid for not one but 2 escorts to show up with him at the christmas party. And then they took his cash and bailed after 20 minutes.

Saddest holiday party evar.


They

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


3rd, 2nd, 1st, Consolation prize.
 
2012-11-23 12:30:51 PM  
Years ago I went to an aviation trade show in Mexico (yes, I know) and there were several sets of booth girls that would absolutely blow the doors off of any of this Scottsdale 16 clique.

They were mindblowing. It would be no contest...mega caliente. Too bad I don't speak much Spanish.
 
2012-11-23 12:36:11 PM  

Infobahn: /love me some Scottsdale


Bless your heart.
 
2012-11-23 12:36:25 PM  

dustman81: WTFDYW: Sultan Of Herf: Slesfo: I'm a resident of Tempe and student at ASU. I looked, and i thought, Hey, that girl looks familiar, I think i know her! Then I realized.

The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.

You dont happen to have a link to said clip do you?

^^^^^^^^^^^^

What they said

/not a bookmark


uh I believe said link needs to be found and studied...you know, for scientific purposes
 
2012-11-23 12:38:38 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Years ago I went to an aviation trade show in Mexico (yes, I know) and there were several sets of booth girls that would absolutely blow the doors off of any of this Scottsdale 16 clique.

They were mindblowing. It would be no contest...mega caliente. Too bad I don't speak much Spanish.


yes but your friends Franklin, Grant, and Jackson make it pretty easy to bridge the language barrier...just show off your roll then throw a billion little hat tricks up in em.

/just saying
 
2012-11-23 12:39:53 PM  

Strategeryz0r: twigs


Not to get all sharp knees, but those girls need to find a good protein supplement and work out their core a little. A few pounds of lean muscle would make them look like healthy women with some energy and vitality, instead of starving invalids.
 
2012-11-23 12:39:57 PM  

Infobahn: Came for the Scottsdale hate.

There are MUCH better looking women in Scottsdale than that (even our MILFs are FAR better looking), and if you don't need to pay them to show up to a party if you throw a good one.

/love me some Scottsdale
//haters gonna freeze


changeyourchoices.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-23 12:41:34 PM  
The girl second from the left was on Backroom Casting Couch.

I wouldn't expect someone like that to do the hoverhand.
 
2012-11-23 12:47:04 PM  
This business model was old long before the Romans pinched it from the Greeks.
 
2012-11-23 01:20:57 PM  

theorellior: Scottsdale? OC and Stiggs drive past in a lifted Studebaker.


No! Cause when I think of beautiful classy women I think of New York, Paris, Milan and Scottsdale.
 
2012-11-23 01:25:50 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: I like the Hawaiian Tropic Models better.

[www.pcbdesignschool.com image 813x466]


Hawt! But it looks like the girl at the very end of the line just got distracted by something shiny.
 
2012-11-23 02:05:35 PM  
s10.postimage.org
 
2012-11-23 03:54:34 PM  
Ok here we go, if you are looking for cheap whores ask a taxi driver. Most cab drivers know where to get poon drugs guns albino dwarves whatever your perverted mind could want. If you want better quality talk to a limo driver
 
ecl
2012-11-23 05:57:34 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Ok here we go, if you are looking for cheap whores ask a taxi driver. Most cab drivers know where to get poon drugs guns albino dwarves whatever your perverted mind could want. If you want better quality talk to a limo driver


"I need enough blow to kill a donkey and a midget... and a bodybag big enough for a donkey and a midget. I've heard you limo guys know how to party."
 
2012-11-23 08:09:53 PM  
it's always hilarious to watch these girls try to dance; especially to drum & bass or dubstep. never any foot movement at all.

/phx native
 
2012-11-23 09:55:57 PM  
Gold diggers in training?
 
2012-11-24 01:22:16 AM  

Dear Jerk: "If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do, I think sometimes I'll have people that will say oh you're with Scottsdale 16 and they'll recognize our
group of girls especially at the Mint, for example, when you walk in there's a table of six beautiful girls and a lot of times people will say, oh that must be Scottsdale 16," Qiel explained.


don't want to live on this planet anymore.jpg
nope.gif

/Qiel at the end of THAT sentence was like punctuation. No, I'm not having a stroke, that's the best I can do.
//hopefully you don't want them to speak to anyone at your party.
 
2012-11-24 04:33:21 AM  
I'm guessing this LeVine guy tried them all out on his couch.
 
2012-11-24 04:28:01 PM  
When I pick my son up from school (in Scottsdale, where we live) I play a game called "Trophy Wife or Nanny". It's fun.
 
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