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(LA Times)   Halle Berry's ex and current boyfriend create a new Thanksgiving tradition   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 31
    More: Silly, ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Hollywood Hills, Quentin Boyer  
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2012-11-23 11:03:47 AM  
Aw, thats even better than the inlaw brings their new racist boyfriend to dinner tradition. I miss the simpler days gone by of the thrown cranberry sauce bowl in the apt mom rented after she moved out tradition, or the meet dad in the bar and go to denny's tradition.
 
2012-11-23 02:42:49 PM  
Police responded to a call for service stating that Berry's former boyfriend and the father of her child, Gabriel Aubry, 37, ...

By my calculations, she had that child when she was 9. Wow.
 
2012-11-23 02:45:37 PM  
Yea im betting there is another side to this story. Its Halle Berry, chick seems farking mental & vengeful. Would be surprised if her BF started saying shiat to him to start it off considering he can't move back to France now.
 
2012-11-23 03:00:56 PM  

cornbread and the collard greens: Yea im betting there is another side to this story. Its Halle Berry, chick seems farking mental & vengeful. Would be surprised if her BF started saying shiat to him to start it off considering he can't move back to France now.


Er ... isn't he Canadian?
 
2012-11-23 03:04:01 PM  
It is a strange coincidence that this happened right after Halle lost the custody battle. Also her boyfriend apparently beat the ex up pretty good, and that's how his hand got injured. But since the ex threw the first punch, he was the one arrested.
 
2012-11-23 03:22:04 PM  
This is why science needs to get busy and do something useful like genetically engineering turkeys with more than two drumsticks.
 
2012-11-23 03:23:40 PM  
Halle should be ashamed. :( You want to make sure you don't make the same mistakes your parents did; you're not supposed to repeat them.
 
2012-11-23 03:38:44 PM  
My imagination of this headline was much more interesting
 
2012-11-23 03:47:20 PM  

Cletus C.: Police responded to a call for service stating that Berry's former boyfriend and the father of her child, Gabriel Aubry, 37, ...

By my calculations, she had that child when she was 9. Wow.


Trollin?
 
2012-11-23 03:58:22 PM  
They want to move his kid to France. No surprise he's pissed.
 
2012-11-23 04:25:45 PM  

towatchoverme: cornbread and the collard greens: Yea im betting there is another side to this story. Its Halle Berry, chick seems farking mental & vengeful. Would be surprised if her BF started saying shiat to him to start it off considering he can't move back to France now.

Er ... isn't he Canadian?


Wait...isn't France IN Canada?
 
2012-11-23 04:37:29 PM  
Family fighting during Thanksgiving? Not a new tradition subby.
 
2012-11-23 04:41:01 PM  
Trying to take your child to another country away from the other parent is cruel, she obviously has a cruel side. It sounds like the new bf provoked the old bf to have something to take back to court.
 
2012-11-23 04:54:24 PM  
Fingercuffs?
 
2012-11-23 06:08:44 PM  
www.nypost.com
 
2012-11-23 07:09:04 PM  
many afro-american women i have worked with said their dad would kill them if they ever brought home a white boy on a date. good to see not everyone wants to keep the hate train rolling.
 
2012-11-23 07:12:55 PM  
Halle sure loves that white cock. Must have a small vagina, or too tight of an asshole.
 
2012-11-23 07:19:24 PM  
Halle has sh*t taste in men. Her first husband cheats on her. Then a boyfriend (suspected to be Wesley Snipes) beats her hard enough to make her deaf in one ear. Her next husband turns out to be a sex addict. Then she gets knocked up by that Gabriel guy only to have a huge messy break up. It's only a matter of time before her current boyfriend f*cks her over.

Poor girl should either become a nun or a lesbian.
 
2012-11-23 07:52:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: It is a strange coincidence that this happened right after Halle lost the custody battle. Also her boyfriend apparently beat the ex up pretty good, and that's how his hand got injured. But since the ex threw the first punch, he was the one arrested.



And we know he threw the first punch because Halle and boyfriend say so. Two against one.

Soon, full custody granted and it's off to France!
 
2012-11-23 09:14:30 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Poor girl should either become a nun or a lesbian.


OOOH! OOOH! The second one.
 
2012-11-23 10:05:55 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Halle has sh*t taste in men. Her first husband cheats on her. Then a boyfriend (suspected to be Wesley Snipes) beats her hard enough to make her deaf in one ear. Her next husband turns out to be a sex addict. Then she gets knocked up by that Gabriel guy only to have a huge messy break up. It's only a matter of time before her current boyfriend f*cks her over.

Poor girl should either become a nun or a lesbian.


Maybe it's her and not her ex's
 
2012-11-24 02:39:21 AM  

Knobbs: towatchoverme: cornbread and the collard greens: Yea im betting there is another side to this story. Its Halle Berry, chick seems farking mental & vengeful. Would be surprised if her BF started saying shiat to him to start it off considering he can't move back to France now.

Er ... isn't he Canadian?

Wait...isn't France IN Canada?


It's called "Quebec".
 
2012-11-24 02:50:59 AM  

KrispyKritter: many afro-american women i have worked with said their dad would kill them if they ever brought home a white boy on a date. good to see not everyone wants to keep the hate train rolling.


Actually, it's more of a reflection of the white owner men/black slave woman mentality. For black men, sleeping with a white woman was a death sentence.It was also incredibly taboo for the white woman, who risked death or destitution. So if a white woman wanted you, it was evidence of how manly you were.

Black women never had that luxury- they were constantly sexually abused by white male owners. In fact, it was acceptable for a white male slave owner to have sex with the slaves, when the wife was ill or pregnant. Even with the the end of slavery, Black women were abused sexually by their white employers in order to get or keep a job.
 
2012-11-24 03:59:20 AM  
do i really need to hear about some actress's three-way?
 
2012-11-24 06:35:54 AM  
Well, that's a good pic of her in the article..
 
2012-11-24 06:51:25 AM  
Hmmm...
www.iwantmysandwich.com

... I'd consider fighting over her.
 
2012-11-24 06:59:57 AM  

LonMead: Hmmm...
[www.iwantmysandwich.com image 550x681]

... I'd consider fighting over her.


Nice pic, but it's been smoothed out so much, it almost looks like full CGI.
 
2012-11-24 07:04:52 AM  

Alphax: LonMead: Hmmm...
[www.iwantmysandwich.com image 550x681]

... I'd consider fighting over her.

Nice pic, but it's been smoothed out so much, it almost looks like full CGI.


Are you always this disagreeable in the morning?
 
2012-11-24 07:12:37 AM  

LonMead: Alphax: LonMead: Hmmm...
[www.iwantmysandwich.com image 550x681]

... I'd consider fighting over her.

Nice pic, but it's been smoothed out so much, it almost looks like full CGI.

Are you always this disagreeable in the morning?


Nearly the end of my shift. But it IS a very good looking pic.
 
2012-11-24 09:36:05 PM  
latimesblogs.latimes.com

Tell me I'm not the only one who thought: "Push up bra or boob job?"
 
2012-11-24 11:48:17 PM  

SineSwiper: [latimesblogs.latimes.com image 320x420]

Tell me I'm not the only one who thought: "Push up bra or boob job?"


We will tell you you're not the only one who thought that. We will also tell you you're the only one to write it.

/for the record, push-up bra
 
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