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(CNN)   Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-eal American) to Grover Norquist: You've had your 20-year run, asshat, now go the fark away   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 32
    More: Hero, United States public debt, Saxby Chambliss, Chambliss, Grover Norquist, Americans for Tax Reform  
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2012-11-23 02:27:57 AM
6 votes:
You people are weird. I don't get the Grover fanboys. I always preferred Oscar the Grouch.
2012-11-23 08:56:20 AM
4 votes:
2012-11-23 07:33:53 AM
4 votes:
In a fight between these two, I don't really hope for a winner as much as I hope for a meteor to land and take them both out.
2012-11-23 07:36:37 AM
3 votes:
The only time the word hero should be used anywhere near the name Saxby Chambliss is in the context of the phrase "an hero".
2012-11-23 10:19:18 AM
2 votes:
One douchebag lambasting another douchebag. Isn't that like a combination of "crossing the streams" and division by zero?
2012-11-23 09:35:54 AM
2 votes:

Jaws_Victim: mksmith: I don't what he might have done on any specific day, a loathsome creep like Chambliss should NEVER be given the "Hero" tag. Not Ever. Period.

What if he saved a bus full of nuns from a taliban re-education camp for homosexual terrorists?


"Scumbag performs heroic act; details at 11!"
2012-11-23 08:46:55 AM
2 votes:

Kibbler: That fark was goosestepping with wild abandon back in the Drydrunk Hillbilly Murder Party days.



You had me rolling with that line.


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2012-11-23 08:41:51 AM
2 votes:
Suddenly Chambliss is being presented, by both the media and the far right, as moderate. That fark was goosestepping with wild abandon back in the Drydrunk Hillbilly Murder Party days.

Still, if it's a choice between him and some teabagger zealot in 2014, I'd prefer him. He clearly will adapt somewhat, based on prevailing political headwinds.

But if Romney had won, I'm sure he'd be fapping to an Iran Murder Party
2012-11-23 08:28:47 AM
2 votes:

bulldg4life: I'm sorry, but Chambliss tried to destroy the integrity of a crippled Vietnam veteran by questioning his patriotism and insinuating that he was weak on defense by plastering pictures of Osama and Saddam next to his voting record.

A crippled amputee Vietnam vet that earned half a dozen military commendations was weak on national defense.


Damn, that's low. That's Joe Walsh levels of low.
Obviously the only proper response by the vet would have been to remove his prosthetic arm, use it to slap this turd across the face and yell "I challenge you to a duel!"
2012-11-23 08:25:32 AM
2 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2012-11-23 08:18:12 AM
2 votes:

SevenizGud: cut spending maybe? just a thought


I just met you, and this is crazy.
2012-11-23 08:09:18 AM
2 votes:

Shadowknight: Shirley Ujest: What kind of name is " Saxby"?

In my head, it always calls forth an image of a southern dandy. Like he should be a minor character in "Gone with the Wind."


Why Mister Grover, I know nothin' bout birthin' no debt reduction
2012-11-23 07:49:20 AM
2 votes:

Shadowknight: In a fight between these two, I don't really hope for a winner as much as I hope for a meteor to land and take them both out.


I hope that an Ebola infected monkey gets tossed into their fighting arena, but then I'm a little different.
2012-11-23 07:09:23 AM
2 votes:

Bungles: These pledges happen from time to time in the UK... but always on the understanding that it's for the life of the current Parliament (ie 3 to 5 years),

Because... you know... Shiat changes.


Our conservative party just held a mock funeral for traditional America, which was actually a TV show from the 1960's. So we are fighting fantasy wrapped in delusion and held together with stupidity.
2012-11-23 02:19:00 PM
1 votes:

mksmith: I don't what he might have done on any specific day, a loathsome creep like Chambliss should NEVER be given the "Hero" tag. Not Ever. Period.


It just goes to show how utterly loathsome today's GOP is when it can make CHAMBLISS look good in comparison.

/we are through the looking-glass, people
2012-11-23 10:44:32 AM
1 votes:
old mother hubbard
went to the cup board
to get her poor dog a bone
when she bent over
Grover took over
cause he had a bone of his own.
2012-11-23 10:39:03 AM
1 votes:

Serious Black: mrshowrules: KWess: The 'debt ceiling,' and Grover Norquist's pledge...two artificial constructs hamstringing America's recovery.

Might as well be leprechauns...they have the same basis in the real world.

Not only are they artificial, they are also based on lies. The 'debt ceiling' is positioned as not increasing spending when it reality it is paying for stuff already spent. The tax pledge is based on the insane notion that higher taxes are always bad for the economy.

FTFY. There are definitely situations where cutting taxes can be the right policy.


www.aceshowbiz.com

I prefer my way. Let's just say there hasn't been a situation in our lifetimes where tax cuts were a good idea for the economy. Certainly not in the lifetime of the pledge.
2012-11-23 10:24:18 AM
1 votes:

clkeagle: More_Like_A_Stain: When he was 12 years old.

From Wiki: Grover Glenn Norquist (born October 19, 1956)
Norquist became involved with politics at an early age when he volunteered for the 1968 Nixon campaign

Good lord. The only toys that man must have received as a child were an adding machine and a pencil sharpener shaped like Ayn Rand's head. Almost makes you feel sorry for- nah, I can't finish it.


Yeah. At an age when the burning issues for most boys are "does Cindy like like me, or does she only like me?", and "stand back, we don't know how big it's going to get", this asshole was idolizing Dick Nixon.
2012-11-23 10:18:58 AM
1 votes:

More_Like_A_Stain: When he was 12 years old.

From Wiki: Grover Glenn Norquist (born October 19, 1956)
Norquist became involved with politics at an early age when he volunteered for the 1968 Nixon campaign


Good lord. The only toys that man must have received as a child were an adding machine and a pencil sharpener shaped like Ayn Rand's head. Almost makes you feel sorry for- nah, I can't finish it.
2012-11-23 10:06:49 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like somebody is facing re-election, lol.

Fark you Saxby.

RINO!

If Grover Norquist is bad for the GOP then I am a Grover Norquist fan.
2012-11-23 09:56:19 AM
1 votes:
Has Norquist ever done anything except come up with this mandatory tax pledge?

Like, held any political office? Headed some sort of organization? Been a high-level campaign advisor, even?

/too lazy to wikipedia
2012-11-23 09:43:55 AM
1 votes:

hinten: Why voters allow their representatives to sign contracts/pledges that they disagree with is beyond anyone's understanding.


If voters allow people to do that, then a lot of basic things are beyond their understanding. Like magnets, for example.
2012-11-23 08:59:06 AM
1 votes:
Who are these armies of voters at Grover Norquist's beck & call who will savagely devour any candidate that Grover angrily points his finger at? Do they know that they are being used as tools for the financial gain of a trust fund brat? Are they really so robotic that they let some neckbeardy sociopath make decisions for them?
2012-11-23 08:56:48 AM
1 votes:
Chambliss is now like Tobias Fünke in Doubtfire drag. "When I'm feeling down, I smile and stab at Norqiist, smile and stab at Norquist..."
2012-11-23 08:45:35 AM
1 votes:

markfara: After election: "You! Norquist! Bus! Under it!"


While the subbussification of Norquist may be disingenuous at best, at least it's happening. Absolutism doesn't have a place in budget discussions.
2012-11-23 08:43:13 AM
1 votes:
Before election: "We want out country back!"

After election: "You! Norquist! Bus! Under it!"
2012-11-23 08:42:14 AM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: cut spending maybe? just a thought


Yeah military spending can be cut to the bone. Drones are a disruptive technology that make most of the Pentagon obsolete. Most of the Air Force and Navy is now useless, and the need for people and logistics has also vastly fallen.

The sooner we shrink the Pentagon, the safer we will be. But even this won't be enough. The US desperately needs to increase public spending. The place is a mess.
2012-11-23 08:21:21 AM
1 votes:
Poopy-Head!!
2012-11-23 07:59:24 AM
1 votes:
What kind of name is " Saxby"?
2012-11-23 07:47:54 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Chambliss is a chickenhawk so swift boated a real hero. F*ck him.


He did. But he's been very reasonable these last 4 years or so. I want to never forgive, but I'm torn because of the number of actual crazies in Congress today.
2012-11-23 07:36:28 AM
1 votes:
Whoever loses, we all win.
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2012-11-23 01:01:41 AM
1 votes:
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