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2012-11-23 01:26:36 AM  
I watched the game and I could hear Yakety Sax throughout the 2nd quarter.
 
2012-11-23 02:37:02 AM  
Awesome.
 
2012-11-23 04:16:17 AM  
Rib crackingly funny
 
2012-11-23 04:22:01 AM  
I was partial to the kick returner fumbling it directly to Julian Edelman for a TD the next play. I only caught a few plays of this game while on break, but I made them count.
 
2012-11-23 04:33:54 AM  
Does this mean the Jets will finally unleash The Circus?
 
2012-11-23 04:47:45 AM  

lacydog: I was partial to the kick returner fumbling it directly to Julian Edelman for a TD the next play. I only caught a few plays of this game while on break, but I made them count.


Just watched the replay of that. As a non-football watcher could someone explain: is it normal for the offensive blockers to be holding hands as they run, which is what the two Jets on the receiver's right were doing as the play started?
 
2012-11-23 05:25:38 AM  

sumida sublight: lacydog: I was partial to the kick returner fumbling it directly to Julian Edelman for a TD the next play. I only caught a few plays of this game while on break, but I made them count.

Just watched the replay of that. As a non-football watcher could someone explain: is it normal for the offensive blockers to be holding hands as they run, which is what the two Jets on the receiver's right were doing as the play started?


It's pretty standard for two blockers to do that on kickoff returns. Used to be more but I thought they made a rule that you can't have 3 or more blockers line up like that anymore. Or maybe I'm just imagining that.

With that being said, that minute of football was pretty damned amusing to watch. If the Jets were better this year it would have been frustrating. This year, meh, bring on the lulz.
 
2012-11-23 06:42:52 AM  
Watching that play again I realize that Rice isn't even being moved that much, just stood up by Wilfork. Sanchez just runs right into him and drops the ball.
 
2012-11-23 06:45:25 AM  

Night Night Cream Puff: sumida sublight: lacydog: I was partial to the kick returner fumbling it directly to Julian Edelman for a TD the next play. I only caught a few plays of this game while on break, but I made them count.

Just watched the replay of that. As a non-football watcher could someone explain: is it normal for the offensive blockers to be holding hands as they run, which is what the two Jets on the receiver's right were doing as the play started?

It's pretty standard for two blockers to do that on kickoff returns. Used to be more but I thought they made a rule that you can't have 3 or more blockers line up like that anymore. Or maybe I'm just imagining that.

With that being said, that minute of football was pretty damned amusing to watch. If the Jets were better this year it would have been frustrating. This year, meh, bring on the lulz.


Yes, that three-man handholding bunch was called the Wedge, and on kicks, you as a returner got up behind it if you could, cause that was gonna be a running lane.

They DID put it a rule outlawing it. Two men still do it a lot, on kick and when they want to stay together to pancake block a running lane open. That's what you saw here.
 
2012-11-23 07:16:58 AM  
This is where our 1%er, pamper the rich society really fails us. What good is having all these super-rich if one of them won't pay to have the Times Square billboard play this on loop for the next month?
 
2012-11-23 07:39:25 AM  

jayhawk88: This is where our 1%er, pamper the rich society really fails us. What good is having all these super-rich if one of them won't pay to have the Times Square billboard play this on loop for the next month?


Because if they did pay for the space, it would be to demand #15 start.
 
2012-11-23 07:46:56 AM  
Tebow would have parted that ass and led himself to the promised land.
 
2012-11-23 07:51:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Tebow would have parted that ass and led himself to the promised land.


With his two cracked ribs to boot
 
2012-11-23 08:22:42 AM  

Sargun: Rapmaster2000: Tebow would have parted that ass and led himself to the promised land.

With his two cracked ribs to boot


Which still makes zero sense.

If he does have broken ribs, why was he even dressed for the game and McKelroy or whatever his name wasn't?
 
2012-11-23 08:48:48 AM  
I almost woke up The entire sleeping family when I caught this. Omgwtflololololoooooool!
 
2012-11-23 08:57:27 AM  

sumida sublight: lacydog: I was partial to the kick returner fumbling it directly to Julian Edelman for a TD the next play. I only caught a few plays of this game while on break, but I made them count.

Just watched the replay of that. As a non-football watcher could someone explain: is it normal for the offensive blockers to be holding hands as they run, which is what the two Jets on the receiver's right were doing as the play started?


Yeah, they touch hands to keep proper position without having to look at each other, although I like to pretend they're playing Red Rover.
 
2012-11-23 09:05:12 AM  

Sargun: Rapmaster2000: Tebow would have parted that ass and led himself to the promised land.

With his two cracked ribs to boot


He hurt his side when he got speared.
 
2012-11-23 09:06:05 AM  
This Pats fan was very happy for the early Christmas present provided by Big Vince Wilfork and Sanchize. Just phenomenal. We can haz Tebow Time now?
/loving the "he can't be worse" line of thinking
//Bwahahaha
 
2012-11-23 09:29:41 AM  

DontMakeMeShushYou: We can haz Tebow Time now?
/loving the "he can't be worse" line of thinking


If makes me wonder if those people WATCHED Tebow play last year. He was bailed out by the defense and the kicker most of the time.
 
2012-11-23 09:37:41 AM  
I just want to know if Sanchez got dirty on that play.
 
2012-11-23 09:39:23 AM  
Rex ryan, tebow and sanchez will all not be on the jets next year.
 
2012-11-23 09:48:18 AM  
I had to pass on pumpkin pie after watching this treat of a 2nd quarter.Every time Rex Ryan grimaces, an orphanage is saved from foreclosure.
 
2012-11-23 09:49:32 AM  
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2012-11-23 09:52:17 AM  

SkylineRecords: I had to pass on pumpkin pie after watching this treat of a 2nd quarter.Every time Rex Ryan grimaces, an orphanage is saved from foreclosure.


That's a great line, consider it stolen.
 
2012-11-23 09:59:02 AM  

sweetpeteman: Watching that play again I realize that Rice isn't even being moved that much, just stood up by Wilfork. Sanchez just runs right into him and drops the ball.


I thought that two, the announcer (Collinsworth I think) was slobbering all over Wilfork but the guy didn't get pushed back or "forklifted" by Wilfork, Sanchez just ran right into his ass and inexplicably lost the ball.
 
2012-11-23 10:01:15 AM  

degenerate-afro: DontMakeMeShushYou: We can haz Tebow Time now?
/loving the "he can't be worse" line of thinking

If makes me wonder if those people WATCHED Tebow play last year. He was bailed out by the defense and the kicker most of the time.


ALL HE DUZ IZ WIN!1!!!1!111
 
2012-11-23 10:05:10 AM  
Having seen the Jets play over the last decade-plus, I can say for sure that Sanchez is NOT the worst quarterback ever, as the article suggests. He may be the worst quarterback ever to be given a $20 million contract extension, however.
 
2012-11-23 10:08:02 AM  
Man, ESPN keeps replaying the hell out of this and it keeps getting funnier.
 
2012-11-23 10:09:29 AM  
Oh God, I just realized, it's a sign. He's going to be a Chief next year.
 
2012-11-23 10:15:38 AM  
That may have been the worst play in NFL history. It's certainly in the conversation.
 
2012-11-23 10:15:49 AM  
Still not as much fun as 16 complete failtastic games of this:

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2012-11-23 10:16:54 AM  
This means no one is talking about Jim Schwartz. As a long time Lions fan who has seen the lose in just about every way possible, that was a new one.
 
2012-11-23 10:18:05 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, ESPN keeps replaying the hell out of this and it keeps getting funnier.


Truly, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2012-11-23 10:23:11 AM  

sweetpeteman: Watching that play again I realize that Rice isn't even being moved that much, just stood up by Wilfork. Sanchez just runs right into him and drops the ball.


THIS. I mean, it would be understandable if the pocket totally collapsed and the Rice falls backward into Sanchez. Sanchez just.... ran straight into his ass.
 
2012-11-23 10:23:24 AM  
Mark Sanchez is the Shockmaster of the NFL! XD
 
2012-11-23 10:23:49 AM  
Was having too much fun with my new steam autumn sale purchases and figured Id check the score at half time to see if it worth watching. boy am I glad I didn't waste my time. 29-0 I think when I looked over.
 
2012-11-23 10:24:52 AM  

SlothB77: Rex ryan, tebow and sanchez will all not be on the jets next year.


A $20 mil contract extension says Sancheesy isn't going anywhere. I can't imagine anyone agreeing to take him in trade and eating that payout, and Woody Johnson would probably rather get rid of Tannenbaum and Ryan and see how Sanchez does with another coach. He doesn't seem like the type of owner who would agree to make that kind of a payout just to get rid of a mediocre player.

Tebow? Where would he go is the big question. He won't be a free agent, any trade would almost certainly not be to the Jests advantage.

The three who will almost definitely be gone are Ryan, Tannenbaum and Sparano.
 
2012-11-23 10:25:32 AM  

nursetim: This means no one is talking about Jim Schwartz. As a long time Lions fan who has seen the lose in just about every way possible, that was a new one.


Screamy McYellington cost his team again. That kind of undisciplined behavior rubs off on the team.
 
2012-11-23 10:29:55 AM  

nursetim: This means no one is talking about Jim Schwartz. As a long time Lions fan who has seen the lose in just about every way possible, that was a new one.


Meh, that rule is so idiotic I can't blame him for it, plus its another rule that forced the lions to lose that will be changed at the end of the year. And Hanson missing that fg is freak.
 
2012-11-23 10:30:36 AM  

fatalvenom: SkylineRecords: I had to pass on pumpkin pie after watching this treat of a 2nd quarter.Every time Rex Ryan grimaces, an orphanage is saved from foreclosure.

That's a great line, consider it stolen.


You can have it, as long as you use it to blast the Jets.
 
2012-11-23 10:31:35 AM  
 
2012-11-23 10:31:50 AM  

thecpt: Meh, that rule is so idiotic I can't blame him for it


Except that the exact situation happened literally four days prior and there's absolutely no way he shouldn't have been aware of it.
 
2012-11-23 10:35:22 AM  

Orgasmatron138: Sanchez just.... ran straight into his ass.


He doesn't know his lineman's ass from a hole in the line.
 
2012-11-23 10:48:21 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: thecpt: Meh, that rule is so idiotic I can't blame him for it

Except that the exact situation happened literally four days prior and there's absolutely no way he shouldn't have been aware of it.


I'm not sure he could've watched that game honestly within four days of his last game for opponents he's not playing soon.
 
2012-11-23 10:52:13 AM  

thecpt: I'm not sure he could've watched that game honestly within four days of his last game for opponents he's not playing soon.


He doesn't have to watch the game to be aware of a rule that only he, as a head coach, can violate.
 
2012-11-23 10:59:01 AM  
Awesome.
 
2012-11-23 11:06:10 AM  

VvonderJesus: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, ESPN keeps replaying the hell out of this and it keeps getting funnier.

Truly, it's the gift that keeps on giving.


yeah but they're only playing it because they've wanted Tebow to start since the season began
 
2012-11-23 11:06:53 AM  

degenerate-afro: DontMakeMeShushYou: We can haz Tebow Time now?
/loving the "he can't be worse" line of thinking

If makes me wonder if those people WATCHED Tebow play last year. He was bailed out by the defense and the kicker most of the time.


But have you watched Sanchez and this Jets team play this year? Do you think a Tebow-led Jets does any worse than losing 49-19? Sanchez has been a starter for 3.5 seasons now and amassed a QB rating of 73.7 in a time when QB ratings are through the roof. Tebow had a rating of 72.9 in his year starting for Denver last year, but has a career rating of 75.5. Tebow also has a career TD:INT of 17:9 (2:1) while Sanchez is at 67:61 (1:1). At this point I'd at least give it a shot.
 
2012-11-23 11:15:41 AM  
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2012-11-23 11:18:17 AM  

jayhawk88: Oh God, I just realized, it's a sign. He's going to be a Chief next year.


No, they'll give Cassel another four year and let Bowe walk.

/Because Pioli must be taking his marching orders from Foxboro at this point.
 
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