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(Huffington Post)   Mexico wants to change their name to Mexico   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, President Felipe Calderon, Mexico, Ciudad Juarez, Los Zetas, Gulf Cartel, Knights Templar, smuggling tunnels, La Familia  
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10636 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2012 at 3:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-23 07:17:00 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: What kind of rifles are those? They look kinda like HK93s but I can't tell for sure.

A quick search of the Associated Press says they're AK-47s
2012-11-23 03:49:22 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: [ image 850x561]

What kind of rifles are those? They look kinda like HK93s but I can't tell for sure.

HK93s are too expensive, get me their non-union, Mexican equivalent.

2012-11-23 12:22:32 AM  
3 votes:

They're missing out on a huge promotional opportunity.
2012-11-23 12:32:15 AM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: [ image 591x164]

They're missing out on a huge promotional opportunity.

Two new nations were born that day:


And, Diet Mexicola
2012-11-23 09:34:33 AM  
1 vote:
The names currently under consideration are:

"The Nation Formerly Known As Mexico"

2012-11-23 08:09:01 AM  
1 vote:
How about do the reverse?
Get rid of Mexico...that's only one word to remove...and be the United States.

Just think of the military you'll have access to. (great for removing drug lords and gangs)

And NOW, even more fossil fuels...

And your citizens won't have to try to become theirs.

The US now need more states to even out the stars on the flag since Puerto Rico wants to become one,
and we're finally adopting spanish as an alternative language...especially now latinos are a third of the electorate.

You could be like what Quebec is to Canada.
It all works out. Win-Win. :)
2012-11-23 05:51:06 AM  
1 vote:
I'm posting this while trapped on the toilet with horrific post T-giving diarrhea so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
2012-11-23 05:42:15 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: What kind of rifles are those? They look kinda like HK93s but I can't tell for sure.

HK93, HK94, whatever it takes
2012-11-23 04:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
That's not America! That's not even the United Mexican States!

2012-11-23 03:59:45 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: It's not what you call yourselves. It's what the rest of the world calls you. It's why this land that's in between Canada and Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos and is one-third of North America gets called "America" and when anyone else in the world calls someone an "American" with that barely-disguised sneer in their voice everyone knows they're not referring to someone from Toronto or Tijuana. It's because everyone else calls the northern third of the place "Canada", the southern third "Mexico" and the place in the middle "America."

So no matter what the President of Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos wants his country to be called, the world is going to call it Mexico. Sorry.

Is that what he wants too?
2012-11-23 03:37:02 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: The Mexican Federales have seen the "State's Rights" dust kicking up in the US, and they're trying to nip it in the bud.

All the Federales say,
They could have had him any day.
They only let him slip away,
Out of kindness, I suppose.
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