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(Sun Sentinel)   Doctor delivers his own son in the hospital parking lot, will charge himself double   ( divider line
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2012-11-23 10:33:14 AM  
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cryinoutloud: My next-door neighbor delivered his wife's baby on their couch because there was a snowstorm and they couldn't get to the hospital. He might have had a high school education.

I almost delivered one holding on to the back of a couch. Intense pain, I'm working through the contractions. Ex was flying around the house in a state of insanity, packing and loading up the other two kiddos into the car. He forgot me. Seriously, started to back out, then had to run back in the house and pry my hands off of the couch to get me out. I didn't know until the oldest one tattled on him the next day.
2012-11-23 01:34:50 AM  
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Next week: Proctologist bandages himself after getting his ass kicked.
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