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(About.com)   Here's a handy calculator to determine how far you'll have to walk to burn off that Thanksgiving meal you just devoured. Subby is gonna need a new pair of shoes   (walking.about.com ) divider line
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4161 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2012 at 1:48 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-23 03:55:11 AM  
4 votes:
According to the calculator I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to burn those 3,000 calories and fall down at your door
2012-11-23 02:16:07 AM  
1 vote:

borg: I run 5 miles an hour ago usually I run 10 but I gave myself sometime off.


No way i could run 10 miles an hour.
2012-11-23 02:12:51 AM  
1 vote:
I just weighed myself---I gained two pounds today

And that was a weigh-in after pooping.
2012-11-23 02:04:31 AM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: I had multiple helpings of many of those and went back for seconds and thirds, and there appears to be no way to calculate that. Stupid calculator.



Same here, except I had Thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws at 1pm and the another one with my side of the family at 7:30. So +20% and then double it for me. Yeesh. That brings me up to around 28 miles. Guess I'm walking to Tysons Corner tomorrow.
2012-11-23 12:37:19 AM  
1 vote:
I had multiple helpings of many of those and went back for seconds and thirds, and there appears to be no way to calculate that. Stupid calculator.
 
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