knoxvelour: for $20 you can get a call from Mr. BeldingErin Gray is totally tempting though.....Link
Gyrfalcon: I want to have the person who does movie trailers do mine.IN A WORLD...where the person you're calling is not available...LEAVE A MESSAGE and she might get back to you...OR SHE MIGHT NOT
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a messsaaage at the beeeeepI must be out or I'd pick up the phone... wherrrrre could I beeeeeeBelieve it or not I'm not hoooome
FirstNationalBastard: Feh.For $299, I could get the guys who played Coy and Vance Duke, or Walter Koenig to come over and do some light yard work.
KrispyKritter: it's worth busting the balls to have Tom Hanks recite "although I've made millions I'm not not above doing this trash for the cost of grocery money". way to have no pride, you Hollywood dooshbags.
buntz: Tom Hanks would give it his all, Shatner would totally "phone it in" (pun intended)
FirstNationalBastard: buntz: Tom Hanks would give it his all, Shatner would totally "phone it in" (pun intended)Are you saying Shatner would sab-o-tadge the recording?
Smashed Hat: knoxvelour: for $20 you can get a call from Mr. BeldingErin Gray is totally tempting though.....LinkThanks for this link. My gf absolutely haaaates Lou Ferrigno after running into him at a few comic book conventions. (He's pretty rude to people and she's built up this Sheldon Cooper - Wil Weaton level feud in her mind) Maybe I can get him to sing Jingle Bells to her for Christmas.
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