urban.derelict: Talk about selling out! Its not even funny, to me, although on the surface it appears humorous -- and I have noticed it before i saw this thread, actors like craig whats his name as 'the NEW bond' staging stupid commercials for stupid projects -- to stage some elaborate carcrash/explosion just for a stick of deoderant.WE GET IT -- YOU HAVE ALL THE F*CKING MONEY AND CONTROL THE GOV WITH IT
FirstNationalBastard: Feh.For $299, I could get the guys who played Coy and Vance Duke, or Walter Koenig to come over and do some light yard work.
Skarekrough: I spent five years working for a company that made and supported voicemail servers for most wireless communications carriers.All it takes is ten seconds to migrate your account to a new server and make that $299 be totally lost.Please read your contracts. Your voicemails will be protected, but your greetings will not.
teto85: Or if you win "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me" you can have Carl Kasell do it for free.
KrispyKritter: it's worth busting the balls to have Tom Hanks recite "although I've made millions I'm not not above doing this trash for the cost of grocery money". way to have no pride, you Hollywood dooshbags.
Larry Mahnken: KrispyKritter: it's worth busting the balls to have Tom Hanks recite "although I've made millions I'm not not above doing this trash for the cost of grocery money". way to have no pride, you Hollywood dooshbags.Yeah, fark autistic kids.
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