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(Daily Mail)   Some one call JJ Abrams, we've found the Island   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-11-22 08:39:10 PM  
6 votes:

davidphogan: It's a detachible island.


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my island was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can baffle geologists, when I think it's gonna be hilarious,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my island for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a planet,
and I really hate having to move the tectonic plates without no islands to sink.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Sun, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Venus towards Mars,
where all those planets orbit around the Sun,
I saw my island lying on a blanket
next to a broken pastry company called Hostess.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
Planets sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable island.
2012-11-22 09:31:24 PM  
5 votes:
www.g-pop.net

Unavailable for comment.
2012-11-22 08:51:13 PM  
5 votes:
Meh, maybe the turtle it's on submerged again.
2012-11-22 08:34:19 PM  
4 votes:
It's a detachible island.
2012-11-22 11:57:11 PM  
3 votes:
8.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-22 09:02:06 PM  
3 votes:

BronyMedic: ktybear: Still lost

Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.


It's really quite clear, if you pay attention. It's actually alljust a dream. Cut footage show the main protagonist jolting upright out of a fitful sleep in his seat just before takeoff of his flight...

/just kidding
//would have been the most epic troll ever. EVER.
2012-11-22 08:00:07 PM  
3 votes:
Unavailable for comment.

ic.pics.livejournal.com
2012-11-22 10:45:01 PM  
2 votes:
"A mystery worthy of James Bond"

Seriously? James Bond? How about Sherlock Holmes? Even Encyclopedia Brown would make more sense.
2012-11-22 10:19:51 PM  
2 votes:
All joking aside;they send a woman on a trip with a map? It's a wonder they didn't run aground
in Kansas.
2012-11-22 10:04:45 PM  
2 votes:
"The closest landmass to the invisible island is the Chesterfields, a French archipelago of uninhabited coral sand cays."

Uninhabited, except for the robot employees of the sofa and cigarette factories located there.
2012-11-22 09:49:20 PM  
2 votes:
mikelogan.eu
2012-11-22 09:43:55 PM  
2 votes:
Not news -- it's just Dick Cheney's lair.
2012-11-22 09:40:55 PM  
2 votes:
HOLEY RUSTED METAL BATMAN! It's a secret submersible island!
2012-11-22 09:31:04 PM  
2 votes:
scrapetv.com
2012-11-22 09:08:32 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe they found the island of San Serriffe?
2012-11-22 09:06:49 PM  
2 votes:
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
2012-11-22 08:57:38 PM  
2 votes:

Decillion: ktybear: BronyMedic: ktybear: Still lost

Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 300x300]

Luckily I've never seen even a second of the show. I shudder to think how miffed I would have been if I was a fan :(

You missed out. Great show. Opinions on the end were split. Those who liked it moved on. The haters are still vocal. So most of what you hear may be skewed.


LOST fans are like the battered spouses of TV land.
2012-11-22 08:33:48 PM  
2 votes:
Troll Cartographer gets a 10/10.
2012-11-22 07:19:20 PM  
2 votes:

ktybear: Still lost


Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-11-22 06:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
no matter what they say, this will not end well.
2012-11-22 11:45:36 PM  
1 votes:
Lost was an ancestor simulation. The Island was the place failed sub-AI's go to be run through various scenarios to find what went wrong with them so the simulation can be corrected.

They said in the first season everything could be explained by science. That is a 100% scientific explanation that explains everything.
2012-11-22 10:09:05 PM  
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: This reminds me, we still need to sit down and watch the edit of it that's in chronological order.


Are you saying this because one exists, or just a future plan? I'd be interested in this.
2012-11-22 09:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
Son of a Biatch....
2012-11-22 09:45:42 PM  
1 votes:
Someone turned the donkey wheel, didn't they?



/lost fantatic
/it was so good when it started
/the end was horrible, but it was a great ride
2012-11-22 09:23:13 PM  
1 votes:

baronbloodbath: BronyMedic: ktybear: Still lost

Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 300x300]

Is that some kind of inside joke?

[mycrazylosttheory.files.wordpress.com image 800x420]


What is that image from? I ask because an historically accurate 8-course lute is a rare thing to see in modern media.

/Classical Guitar geek
//Never watched Lost
///I get annoyed at how fantasy illustrators and comic book artists rarely seem to take the time to find out what the instrument actually looked like.
////It's not like the aren't lots of contemporary examples, many of which are considered to be textbook study's in perspective drawing.
//SLASHES 
2012-11-22 08:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get the issue with Lost. It was the JOURNEY, not the destination!

I hated the final episode of Night Court too but you don't hear ME biatching the entire show being awful!!
2012-11-22 08:55:08 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Yes, draw him out of hiding so my snipers can spare us any more of his "creativity".

Eh, I'd go with Michael Bay. Although it would have to be on a distance, to avoid any collateral damage from the explosions.


First things first. Abrams is a fandom darling in some quarters, so the sooner he is out of the way, the sooner we can stop him doing to other shows what he did to Star Trek.
2012-11-22 08:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk 

Hurley's lost weight. And beard.
2012-11-22 08:39:20 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: ktybear: Still lost

Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 300x300]


Is that some kind of inside joke?

mycrazylosttheory.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-22 08:35:47 PM  
1 votes:

Badgers: Troll Cartographer gets a 10/10.


They build in fake streets/etc to throw off copyright infringers. Why not an island?
2012-11-22 08:35:39 PM  
1 votes:

ktybear: BronyMedic: ktybear: Still lost

Kind of like anyone who watched that series for a plot.

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 300x300]

Luckily I've never seen even a second of the show. I shudder to think how miffed I would have been if I was a fan :(


Some of us enjoyed it just fine and were able to carry on with our lives afterward. It's just a tv show after all. Oh sorry I forgot this was the Internet. I guess I should be outraged about how Lindelof raped my 30s or something.
2012-11-22 08:30:38 PM  
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Yes, draw him out of hiding so my snipers can spare us any more of his "creativity".


Eh, I'd go with Michael Bay. Although it would have to be on a distance, to avoid any collateral damage from the explosions.
 
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