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(Daily Mail)   Today's "Cute teacher arrested for sex with students" story comes to us from Walton, New York. Bonus: She's a newlywed and was also banging another teacher (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 145
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2012-11-22 04:33:15 PM
media.wktv.com 

I would hit it.

/drunk
 
2012-11-22 04:49:07 PM
I'd hit it too.
 
2012-11-22 05:04:18 PM

skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk


//and 16
 
2012-11-22 05:18:27 PM
One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.
 
2012-11-22 05:46:34 PM
That would certainly motivate me to learn
 
2012-11-22 05:48:00 PM
Yall would hit that but were going all studman in a kardashian thread the other day
 
2012-11-22 05:48:38 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.


i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-22 05:48:51 PM
and often performed oral sex on them when they met up in deserted classrooms

Oh where were you when I needed you?
 
2012-11-22 05:48:55 PM
Sunny needs a tutor to learn what cute means
 
2012-11-22 05:49:06 PM
I'm going to need more evidence of said cuteness. Preferably t3h n00dz
 
2012-11-22 05:52:09 PM
I blame the teacher's union!

/Thanks Barack!
 
2012-11-22 05:52:13 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 05:52:15 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.


Oh, to be young enough to be able to do something every time I got a question right.
 
2012-11-22 05:54:25 PM
That story reeks of fabrication. Some kids watched too many skinemax flicks.

They probably stole her cell phone, used it to forward photos on it to themselves, and then tried to blackmail her into doing something.
 
2012-11-22 05:54:35 PM
"What's wrong with her face?"

"It was a funny angle."

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-22 05:58:29 PM

skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk


She looks like a Picasso painting.
 
2012-11-22 05:59:15 PM
Avast yee lubbers, yonder lumbers a wall-eyed wench!
 
2012-11-22 06:00:07 PM
Teenage boys getting their kicks are not victims. . .
 
2012-11-22 06:00:34 PM

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.


Ha
 
2012-11-22 06:01:09 PM
I think someone needs to break out that square of teacher student sexual relationships.
 
2012-11-22 06:01:27 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Avast yee lubbers, yonder lumbers a wall-eyed wench!


I think the line you're looking for is "Yarrr, that's going to replace the whale in me nightmares. Arrr."

/back to th' loch wi' ye, Nessie
 
2012-11-22 06:01:38 PM
It's always the bland ones who turn out the be the biggest sex addicts.
 
2012-11-22 06:02:16 PM
media.wktv.com

I would not hit it.

She has a Picasso painting face.
 
2012-11-22 06:02:47 PM
Me so hoo-née me luv u long time! You party?
 
2012-11-22 06:03:21 PM
She looks like a guy I went to college with.

/got nothin'
 
2012-11-22 06:04:14 PM
Looks like her nose got broken while "tutoring." Someone needs to tell her not to hit the "material" so deeply. Trying to take in too much at once is what gets people hurt.
 
2012-11-22 06:04:37 PM

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.



Ah, shiiieeet! Not the only one to see it.
 
2012-11-22 06:04:50 PM

AcneVulgaris: She looks like a Picasso painting.



assets2.scripps.org

I'm guessing her mother was a bit on the old side when she was born.

She's still cute though and I'm guessing the kids mostly saw her with her eyes closed when it mattered.
 
2012-11-22 06:04:59 PM
media.wktv.com

static.tvtome.com
 
2012-11-22 06:06:03 PM
Pointy "biatch nose" and wierdly tilted eyes. Would not hit it. Unless I was drunk.
 
2012-11-22 06:06:35 PM
Oh the angle of her nose and eye isn't symmetrically in line with rest of her face she isn't attractive at all! TV Generation problems.

I bet she's a lot more attractive when you're 16 and she's on her knees with your penis in her mouth.
 
2012-11-22 06:08:50 PM
Is that Orin from Parks and Rec?
 
2012-11-22 06:09:21 PM

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.


Which one?  

yareah.com
 
2012-11-22 06:10:32 PM

jtown: "What's wrong with her face?"

"It was a funny angle."

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 450x264]


It's still oral, Tyrone. Whenever you have oral, you don't complain.
 
2012-11-22 06:13:54 PM
FTA: Both teens told investigators the sexual relationship began after the 28-year-old began texting them. She sent topless photos and naked photos before the relationships turned sexual.

Where can we find that slideshow?
 
2012-11-22 06:16:53 PM
I must draw her.
 
2012-11-22 06:17:21 PM
Ffffft 'victims'.
 
2012-11-22 06:17:36 PM

FunkOut: It's always the bland ones who turn out the be the biggest sex addicts.


As Bernie the Taxi Driver said to me as he whipped the Checker Marathon to the curb in response to seeing a mousy dame with buttoned down collar and her hair up in a bun: "five will get you 10 we're double teaming this one. the heavier the armor the hotter the dame". And Bernie was right, as always. Bernie was right.
 
2012-11-22 06:20:25 PM
Don't worry. This will all have blow over by the time these two boys graduate cum laude.
 
2012-11-22 06:22:20 PM
Cute with a paper bag, maybe.
 
2012-11-22 06:23:04 PM
forums.watchuseek.com
 
2012-11-22 06:25:28 PM
FTFA: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.

Immediate positive feedback is the best teaching tool....
 
2012-11-22 06:25:46 PM

MrVeach: Sunny needs a tutor to learn what cute means


Yes and you need a tutor who will blow you when you can successfully spell "subby".
 
2012-11-22 06:26:53 PM
Not sure if would hit it. Clearly everybody was getting a turn. So its ease of score versus crazy versus infection rate.
 
2012-11-22 06:27:35 PM
Age sixteen and gettin' a no-strings-attached blow job? Please. Who the heck whined about this easy little arrangement? They probably walked around all day half-hard thinking of their next "quiz."
 
2012-11-22 06:30:53 PM
phaseolus:

Beat me to it! :)
 
2012-11-22 06:31:10 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Age sixteen and gettin' a no-strings-attached blow job? Please. Who the heck whined about this easy little arrangement? They probably walked around all day half-hard thinking of their next "quiz."


I doubt anyone complained.. It's more so kids don't know a good thing when they have it and don't keep their farking mouth shut. Then mom found out and they suddenly became victims.
 
2012-11-22 06:32:16 PM
She looks like the chick in Deer Hunter
 
2012-11-22 06:32:32 PM
So she likes the cock.
 
2012-11-22 06:34:39 PM

cyks: FTA: Both teens told investigators the sexual relationship began after the 28-year-old began texting them. She sent topless photos and naked photos before the relationships turned sexual.

Where can we find that slideshow?


AreYouDown or Motherless, most likely.
 
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