If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Just in case you haven't succumbed to a tryptophan coma, here's your NFL Thanksgiving nightcap as the Patriots see if they can ground the Jets without the Great Gronkowski. Patriots/Jets, 8:20 PM, NBC   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 1136
    More: Interesting, Rob Gronkowski, Patriots, Jets, NFL Thanksgiving, NFL, Thanksgiving, Aaron Hernandez, receiving yards  
•       •       •

475 clicks; posted to Sports » on 22 Nov 2012 at 7:20 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1136 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-11-22 01:38:13 PM
Just in case you haven't succumbed to a tryptophan coma, here's your NFL Thanksgiving nightcap as the Patriots see if they can ground the Jets without the Great Gronkowski. Patriots/Jets, 8:20 PM, NBC

From "Mythbusters Results":

Eating turkey makes you sleepy because it contains tryptophan.

BUSTED

Kari used a Whack-a-Mole game to test the response times of Tory and Grant. In their initial control test while fully alert, Tory scored 61 points and Grant scored 66 points. After taking tryptophan in capsule form, Troy scored 49 and Grant scored 60, indicating that tryptophan can make you tired.

To find out if eating turkey makes you tired, a professor of nutrition helped Kari create 3 meals for Grant and Tory to eat on 3 consecutive days. The first meal was a very large holiday meal with turkey and trimmings. Tory's meal was 2,420 calories and Grant's was 2,200 calories. After this meal Tory scored 47 points on the response test and Grant scored 52 points. On the second day, after a meal with the same number of calories but with protein powder in place of the turkey, Tory scored 48 points and Grant scored 42 points. On the third day, the two men ate a normally-sized meal that included turkey. Tory scored 63 points and Grant scored 67 points, both beating their control test. These results indicated that eating an excessive amount of calories in a holiday meal is what makes you tired, not the turkey. 

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net 

/The more you know
 
2012-11-22 04:59:16 PM
I'm sure its a pretty big deal to people living in New England and New York, but shoving this matchup at the rest of the country is pretty much a big FU to anyone not living in the Northeast.

Doubt I'll be watching. I'll wait for the playoffs to watch these guys choke on it. Which ever of them makes it. I'm sure one of them will, so we'll be delighted to see them promoted out the wazzoo yet again.
 
2012-11-22 07:27:54 PM
I've played Suh's kick to Schaub's penis over and over on YouTube.

It excites me to no end...
 
2012-11-22 07:33:19 PM
i199.photobucket.com

And ladies and gentlemen, The New York Jets Fight Song!
 
2012-11-22 07:35:20 PM

mc_madness: I've played Suh's kick to Schaub's penis over and over on YouTube.

It excites me to no end...


I doubt he could reproduce that kick if he tried, but either way, it's funny as all hell.
 
2012-11-22 07:35:56 PM
Holy shiat, RG3CEPTION!
 
2012-11-22 07:36:12 PM
In an attempt to make the Jets win without jinxing them: fark you Sanchez and Tebow can continue to be useless.

Oh and it's not tryptophan that knocks people out, it's the itis.
 
2012-11-22 07:37:27 PM
Well, after an... interesting thanksgiving out at the marina, trying to keep my kids from going ass over teakettle into the water, I'm ready to chill out and watch Tebow Time.

Timmysprinkles!
 
2012-11-22 07:40:08 PM
i199.photobucket.com

You rang, Bunny?
 
2012-11-22 07:41:40 PM
8:20? That has to be eastern time right?
 
2012-11-22 07:46:18 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: 8:20? That has to be eastern time right?


Yup. Especially since it's in New Jersey.
 
2012-11-22 07:57:27 PM
This thread is kind of superfluous.
 
2012-11-22 08:01:42 PM
Umm fark Mark Sanchez...but also fark the Patriots. Oh fark me. I'm going to watch a bunch of hill billy's throw pumpkins with mechanical devices.
 
2012-11-22 08:13:39 PM
Woo! Go Patriots!

/Prediction: Brady and the Smurfs (Welker, Edelman,and Woodhead) go crazy tonight.
 
2012-11-22 08:15:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: This thread is kind of superfluous.


www.contrepoints.org
 
2012-11-22 08:15:49 PM

Generation_D: I'm sure its a pretty big deal to people living in New England and New York, but shoving this matchup at the rest of the country is pretty much a big FU to anyone not living in the Northeast.

Doubt I'll be watching. I'll wait for the playoffs to watch these guys choke on it. Which ever of them makes it. I'm sure one of them will, so we'll be delighted to see them promoted out the wazzoo yet again.


Dry your eyes
 
2012-11-22 08:17:16 PM
Dammit, the first thing I see when I change channels is Tebow. Is this punishment for taunting the Cowboys?
 
2012-11-22 08:17:43 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-22 08:18:57 PM
Volmer out is a big disappointment, he has been playing great lately despite starting off the year with back and ankle issues.
 
2012-11-22 08:19:14 PM
"Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.
 
2012-11-22 08:21:30 PM

RminusQ: "Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.


At least he isn't wearing her dress. John Madden legs...*shudder*
 
2012-11-22 08:22:19 PM
At least he wasn't wearing a minidress.
 
2012-11-22 08:23:13 PM
Let's go JEST, I've picked you guys to pull the upset. I want to be the only person to be 3/3 today in selections!

(Yes, I know they won't win, but 2/3 isn't bad either)
 
2012-11-22 08:24:36 PM
I liked John Madden.
 
2012-11-22 08:24:43 PM

RminusQ: At least he wasn't wearing a minidress.


I didn't need that mental image, but there it is.
 
2012-11-22 08:25:04 PM

RminusQ: "Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.


Now, this here, this is a miniskirt. It barely covers my genitalia, and if you look really hard, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them. And when I bend over, BOOM! You can see how cold it is and just who turned my brown eye blue, along with my dangly kiwis bobbing up and down

/followed by a telestration of his scrotum bobbing up and down, lightly slapping the miniskirt and tops of his thigh high boots.
 
2012-11-22 08:25:38 PM
Who knew Ferris Bueller's day off was his only movie?
 
2012-11-22 08:26:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: RminusQ: "Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.

Now, this here, this is a miniskirt. It barely covers my genitalia, and if you look really hard, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them. And when I bend over, BOOM! You can see how cold it is and just who turned my brown eye blue, along with my dangly kiwis bobbing up and down

/followed by a telestration of his scrotum bobbing up and down, lightly slapping the miniskirt and tops of his thigh high boots.


He doesn't need to wear thigh high boots anymore, he can wear open toe heels now. Thanks to BOOM! Tough actin tinactin!
 
2012-11-22 08:26:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: RminusQ: "Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.

Now, this here, this is a miniskirt. It barely covers my genitalia, and if you look really hard, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them. And when I bend over, BOOM! You can see how cold it is and just who turned my brown eye blue, along with my dangly kiwis bobbing up and down

/followed by a telestration of his scrotum bobbing up and down, lightly slapping the miniskirt and tops of his thigh high boots.


I heard Madden's voice when I read that
 
2012-11-22 08:27:15 PM
A Young Person's Guide to the Madden
 
2012-11-22 08:27:25 PM
Wait a damned minute.

The first thread went for two. Two games! Ah ah ah!

But now, we need a NEW thread for the football discussion?

...

Its a Tebow / Brady mansauce thing, isn't it?
 
2012-11-22 08:27:33 PM
That other thread was working perfectly well. harrumph
 
2012-11-22 08:27:49 PM
OK, what was that 5-minute countdown to kickoff, 15 minutes ago?
 
2012-11-22 08:27:59 PM
The Johnsons can't even say "Go Jets!" right! :P
 
2012-11-22 08:27:59 PM
Come on Bane....
 
2012-11-22 08:28:02 PM
Nice trophy wife, woody
 
2012-11-22 08:28:26 PM
I just saw a NYPD officer pleasure himself
 
2012-11-22 08:28:37 PM
Sure looked like that cop was pumping off
 
2012-11-22 08:28:40 PM

FriarReb98: The Johnsons can't even say "Go Jets!" right! :P


That's cause the smartest of the bunch is also three years old.
 
2012-11-22 08:28:44 PM
Close-up of that dude looked like he was saluting and wanking.
 
2012-11-22 08:28:45 PM
I don't like that everyone looks like theyre pounding off.
 
2012-11-22 08:28:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: RminusQ: "Faith Hill has Thanksgiving off, so her usual stand-in John Madden will kick things off."

And millions of men everywhere weeped.

Now, this here, this is a miniskirt. It barely covers my genitalia, and if you look really hard, you might be able to catch a glimpse of them. And when I bend over, BOOM! You can see how cold it is and just who turned my brown eye blue, along with my dangly kiwis bobbing up and down

/followed by a telestration of his scrotum bobbing up and down, lightly slapping the miniskirt and tops of his thigh high boots.


orsonwellesslowclap.gif
 
2012-11-22 08:29:10 PM

xaks: Wait a damned minute.

The first thread went for two. Two games! Ah ah ah!

But now, we need a NEW thread for the football discussion?

...

Its a Tebow / Brady mansauce thing, isn't it?


Something as pretty as those two deserves its own thread?
 
2012-11-22 08:29:36 PM

GrahamManning: Sure looked like that cop was pumping off


Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
 
2012-11-22 08:29:37 PM

xaks: Wait a damned minute.

The first thread went for two. Two games! Ah ah ah!

But now, we need a NEW thread for the football discussion?

...

Its a Tebow / Brady mansauce thing, isn't it?


Yeah, the old thread is barely over 2000 posts. That's small by Football standards. And for once, I don't have a horse in the race, because neither thread was mine.
 
2012-11-22 08:29:39 PM

xaks: Wait a damned minute.

The first thread went for two. Two games! Ah ah ah!

But now, we need a NEW thread for the football discussion?

...

Its a Tebow / Brady mansauce thing, isn't it?


reducing the server load by replacing a thread of many posts with a shorter thread
 
2012-11-22 08:30:27 PM
remember folks without cable:

this is available in near HD streaming from the sunday night football viewer tingey

google it and watch a feed that's actually pretty sweet
 
2012-11-22 08:30:41 PM

lexnaturalis: GrahamManning: Sure looked like that cop was pumping off

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.


Whew, I'm not alone. Someone needs to make a gif of that.
 
2012-11-22 08:31:29 PM
Me to cousin who is a Skins fan: "You think DeAngelo was smart?
Cousin: "Smart right now, just gotta get his ass on the bus to keep it that way!"
 
2012-11-22 08:31:43 PM
So the Pats are playing this game handicapped, maybe the Jets have a chance.

"Tonight, Al, the Patriots' defense has to call 3-Mississippi before they can rush the quarterback!"
 
Displayed 50 of 1136 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report