GardenWeasel: Ham - EasterTurkey - ThanksgivingRoast beef - Christmas
Coelacanth: *Trying to figure out how to cook this mushroom log thingy my vegan brother wants instead of turkey*
CygnusDarius: I've always heard heritage turkeys were good.
FirstNationalBastard: Turkey sucks. No, it would have to be edible to suck.
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