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(Celebslam)   Kelly Clarkson says she has found love, happiness, location of three new McDonald's   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 10
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2012-11-22 02:32:02 PM
3 votes:
If you hetero guys say no to her - or infinitely more likely, any woman who has her shape just because you have this idea that her weight makes her unattractive, well, you don't know what you're missing. And you're an idiot.

Clarkson isn't even that big, she's just not Hollywood stick-thin. Women are in many different shapes and even the same woman will change over her lifetime. If you find someone you genuinely love and enjoy being with, your preconceptions about appearance pretty much falls way down the list.
2012-11-22 01:54:24 PM
2 votes:

Cargo: Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).

Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak


Fair enough. And classy on you for simply saying she doesn't do it for you, rather than saying "she's a cow, etc.". I don't care for her music either, but she can sing her ass off. Having dated a couple of very gifted singers, I can stand behind my statement with the benefit of experience. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some obsession with her, I just appreciate curvy ladies and don't understand all the mean-spirited stuff guys (and gals) spew about them sometimes. Women are beautiful, and they come in all sizes. Us men only wish we could be as hot across the board.

Point is, love your ladies fella, and be thankful for them (clever holiday tie-in!)
2012-11-22 12:11:26 PM
2 votes:

23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.


This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.
2012-11-22 11:54:09 AM
2 votes:
I thought subby was catty then I read the first paragraph of tfa. closes link* She looks fine.
2012-11-22 10:02:23 AM
2 votes:
Ha! She doesn't deserve any of those things because she's over 100 pounds!
2012-11-22 03:23:24 PM
1 votes:

darch: KC has a great voice and seems like a cool chick, but DAMN, why are so many females so wacked out like this? What kind of reasoning is this? I'm in a goood relationship, so let me shiat on my body? I don't get the thinking.


Also quite a number of women out there who are in good shape with a guy who used to be the active type, who's still eating like he plays rugby or hockey but now his main exercise is playing Xbox golf. He's their big lovable lump but he can't be on top anymore due to the excessive weight and wheezing.

Some people seem stay in shape due to fear of being rejected. When they're not scared anymore, they just eat.
2012-11-22 02:51:58 PM
1 votes:

Clutch2013: Evil-Imposter: Cargo: Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).

Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak

Fair enough. And classy on you for simply saying she doesn't do it for you, rather than saying "she's a cow, etc.". I don't care for her music either, but she can sing her ass off. Having dated a couple of very gifted singers, I can stand behind my statement with the benefit of experience. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some obsession with her, I just appreciate curvy ladies and don't understand all the mean-spirited stuff guys (and gals) spew about them sometimes. Women are beautiful, and they come in all sizes. Us men only wish we could be as hot across the board.

Point is, love your ladies fella, and be thankful for them (clever holiday tie-in!)

Newsletter. Subscription. Posthaste.


I don't know what Evil-Imposter would have to say but here's some suggestions I can offer:

1. The female should always come first. Always.
2. And as many times as possible.
3. Meet all shapes, sizes, races, backgrounds, anything.
4. Learn to love cunnilingus. Always.

And really, meet some singers. He's absolutely right. If I took some time to go through my "list," I would probably find that he is 100% correct on this.

/don't know if that's what you wanted to hear
//but advice happily given
///everyone should have as many orgasms as they can
////the world would be a much happier place
2012-11-22 02:43:07 PM
1 votes:
I used to diet and exercise because I was "overweight." Then I realized I was looking at the whole thing backward: I don't have 24% body fat. I'm 76% fat free.
2012-11-22 12:15:37 PM
1 votes:

p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.


This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).
2012-11-22 08:36:54 AM
1 votes:
Whatever. Would do very naughty things to/with Ms. Clarkson.
 
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