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(Celebslam)   Kelly Clarkson says she has found love, happiness, location of three new McDonald's   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 51
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2012-11-22 08:36:54 AM
Whatever. Would do very naughty things to/with Ms. Clarkson.
 
2012-11-22 09:50:07 AM
Too much pie, that's her problem.
 
2012-11-22 09:52:33 AM
KC has a great voice and seems like a cool chick, but DAMN, why are so many females so wacked out like this? What kind of reasoning is this? I'm in a goood relationship, so let me shiat on my body? I don't get the thinking.
 
2012-11-22 10:02:23 AM
Ha! She doesn't deserve any of those things because she's over 100 pounds!
 
2012-11-22 10:05:47 AM
two hours a day and you only lose 30 pounds? You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-22 10:06:16 AM
Does she still beef?

/sorry 
//so very sorry 
 
2012-11-22 10:11:14 AM
Don't care. I'll still give a micromoment like this.
 
2012-11-22 10:15:12 AM
Article's author needs some comfort food.
 
2012-11-22 10:21:39 AM
That's always worked out, Kelly.
 
2012-11-22 10:31:41 AM
I would still hit it.

www.fansshare.com

Because I know she's still a few salads away from looking like this.
 
2012-11-22 10:46:58 AM
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OBLIGATORY
 
2012-11-22 10:58:31 AM
Pork eh?
 
2012-11-22 11:12:13 AM

fatalvenom: I would still hit it.

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Because I know she's still a fewcouple thousand salads away from looking like this.




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FTFY
 
2012-11-22 11:14:29 AM

darch: KC has a great voice and seems like a cool chick, but DAMN, why are so many females so wacked out like this? What kind of reasoning is this? I'm in a goood relationship, so let me shiat on my body? I don't get the thinking.


Surely everyone must know at least one woman who celebrates her love by eating all the pies.
 
2012-11-22 11:24:49 AM
I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.
 
2012-11-22 11:28:21 AM

Gordon Bennett: darch: KC has a great voice and seems like a cool chick, but DAMN, why are so many females so wacked out like this? What kind of reasoning is this? I'm in a goood relationship, so let me shiat on my body? I don't get the thinking.

Surely everyone must know at least one woman who celebrates her love by eating all the pies.


www.freewebs.com
 
2012-11-22 11:38:45 AM
At first I was wtf kind of logic is this, but then I realized it's kind of standard operating procedure for us dudes.
 
2012-11-22 11:49:44 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-22 11:54:09 AM
I thought subby was catty then I read the first paragraph of tfa. closes link* She looks fine.
 
2012-11-22 12:06:10 PM
So she's pretty much batshiat insane... Gotcha
 
2012-11-22 12:11:26 PM

23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.


This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.
 
2012-11-22 12:15:37 PM

p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.


This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).
 
2012-11-22 12:25:50 PM
"Now that I have him, I don't have to do that anymore!" Kelly tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

That's the way all women think.
 
2012-11-22 12:31:41 PM

Old Man Winter: Does she still beef?

/sorry 
//so very sorry


came here for this.
 
2012-11-22 12:46:01 PM
I'd heel her down the drain if you know what I mean.
 
2012-11-22 12:51:50 PM
I'd hit it...she looks fine to me.
 
2012-11-22 01:11:47 PM

Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).


Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak
 
2012-11-22 01:43:48 PM
she realized shes a rug muncher? thats the epiphany fatties usually have
 
2012-11-22 01:54:24 PM

Cargo: Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).

Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak


Fair enough. And classy on you for simply saying she doesn't do it for you, rather than saying "she's a cow, etc.". I don't care for her music either, but she can sing her ass off. Having dated a couple of very gifted singers, I can stand behind my statement with the benefit of experience. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some obsession with her, I just appreciate curvy ladies and don't understand all the mean-spirited stuff guys (and gals) spew about them sometimes. Women are beautiful, and they come in all sizes. Us men only wish we could be as hot across the board.

Point is, love your ladies fella, and be thankful for them (clever holiday tie-in!)
 
2012-11-22 01:56:59 PM
I'd heel it down the drain.
 
2012-11-22 02:32:02 PM
If you hetero guys say no to her - or infinitely more likely, any woman who has her shape just because you have this idea that her weight makes her unattractive, well, you don't know what you're missing. And you're an idiot.

Clarkson isn't even that big, she's just not Hollywood stick-thin. Women are in many different shapes and even the same woman will change over her lifetime. If you find someone you genuinely love and enjoy being with, your preconceptions about appearance pretty much falls way down the list.
 
2012-11-22 02:34:45 PM
FTA: The American Idol alum, who revealed in May that boyfriend Brandon Blackstock was her motivation to drop 30 pounds, now tells In Touch that she's in love and easing up on the exercise.

WTF. Doesn't she know that you string him along UNTIL you are married. That's when you go all Jabba the Hutt.

/Shesh, young kids these days.
 
2012-11-22 02:35:28 PM

Evil-Imposter: Cargo: Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).

Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak

Fair enough. And classy on you for simply saying she doesn't do it for you, rather than saying "she's a cow, etc.". I don't care for her music either, but she can sing her ass off. Having dated a couple of very gifted singers, I can stand behind my statement with the benefit of experience. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some obsession with her, I just appreciate curvy ladies and don't understand all the mean-spirited stuff guys (and gals) spew about them sometimes. Women are beautiful, and they come in all sizes. Us men only wish we could be as hot across the board.

Point is, love your ladies fella, and be thankful for them (clever holiday tie-in!)


Newsletter. Subscription. Posthaste.
 
2012-11-22 02:43:07 PM
I used to diet and exercise because I was "overweight." Then I realized I was looking at the whole thing backward: I don't have 24% body fat. I'm 76% fat free.
 
2012-11-22 02:48:44 PM
And I would do anything for love, but I won't join Fight Club with biatch titties

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-22 02:50:17 PM
jeffvrabel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-22 02:51:58 PM

Clutch2013: Evil-Imposter: Cargo: Evil-Imposter: p the boiler: 23FPB23: I'd absolutely hit it, but my only wish is that the top grew w/ the bottom. It doesn't seem to.

This... But damn do I love a big ass and hips. Cute face brings it all home. I don't give a fark attitude is just gravy.

This so much. She's adorable, got a great figure at any size (eff off, Studman69), and definitely seems to have a good personality. Plus she's got pipes - that translates well in bed (sorry to be piggish, but it's true).

Kelly Clarkson, both physically and musically, does nothing for me.

But that bolded part? You're absolutely right, and I never realized that. The non-singers were kind of bland, and certainly not very adventurous. If they could sing, though, it was a completely different story. Whoa.

Of course, there were also a few non-singers who were nothing to shake a stick at.

/so to speak

Fair enough. And classy on you for simply saying she doesn't do it for you, rather than saying "she's a cow, etc.". I don't care for her music either, but she can sing her ass off. Having dated a couple of very gifted singers, I can stand behind my statement with the benefit of experience. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some obsession with her, I just appreciate curvy ladies and don't understand all the mean-spirited stuff guys (and gals) spew about them sometimes. Women are beautiful, and they come in all sizes. Us men only wish we could be as hot across the board.

Point is, love your ladies fella, and be thankful for them (clever holiday tie-in!)

Newsletter. Subscription. Posthaste.


I don't know what Evil-Imposter would have to say but here's some suggestions I can offer:

1. The female should always come first. Always.
2. And as many times as possible.
3. Meet all shapes, sizes, races, backgrounds, anything.
4. Learn to love cunnilingus. Always.

And really, meet some singers. He's absolutely right. If I took some time to go through my "list," I would probably find that he is 100% correct on this.

/don't know if that's what you wanted to hear
//but advice happily given
///everyone should have as many orgasms as they can
////the world would be a much happier place
 
2012-11-22 03:02:15 PM

Handsome B. Wonderful: I'd heel it down the drain.


That's what she said.
 
2012-11-22 03:23:24 PM

darch: KC has a great voice and seems like a cool chick, but DAMN, why are so many females so wacked out like this? What kind of reasoning is this? I'm in a goood relationship, so let me shiat on my body? I don't get the thinking.


Also quite a number of women out there who are in good shape with a guy who used to be the active type, who's still eating like he plays rugby or hockey but now his main exercise is playing Xbox golf. He's their big lovable lump but he can't be on top anymore due to the excessive weight and wheezing.

Some people seem stay in shape due to fear of being rejected. When they're not scared anymore, they just eat.
 
2012-11-22 04:31:17 PM
Giving up on the exercise? biatch, you have a BOYFRIEND, not a husband.
 
2012-11-22 05:06:59 PM
The words every guy in a relationship wants to hear.
 
2012-11-22 08:48:04 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Too much pie, that's her problem.


I would love to eat her pie... Her creamy creamy pie.
 
2012-11-22 08:53:56 PM
Why do I have to everything ....

If Kelly Clackson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of American Idol she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

/true story
 
2012-11-22 08:56:57 PM

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: Why do I have to everything ....

If Kelly Clackson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of American Idol she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

/true story


The funny thing is, your mom says the same thing about you... True story.
 
2012-11-22 09:24:31 PM
Biatch doesn't even have the common courtesy of maintaining this look.

danielwheeler.org 

/Poor girl, she's a "flatso" - chicks whose boobs stay small when they get fat.
 
ecl
2012-11-23 01:50:46 AM

Brick-House: Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: Why do I have to everything ....

If Kelly Clackson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of American Idol she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

/true story

The funny thing is, your mom says the same thing about you... True story.


Extra! Extra! White Knight fights for Flatsos honor!
 
2012-11-23 01:55:46 AM
looks aside, this celebration of 'letting yourself go' is disturbing.

there's a huge difference between dieting and gluttony.
 
2012-11-23 02:59:05 AM
What, did she suddenly realize she was dating a black guy?
 
2012-11-23 12:22:14 PM

dugitman: Whatever. Would do very naughty things to/with Ms. Clarkson.


This.

First one that comes to mind is Donut Dick.

She has to eat every donut I can get on my cock.

Difficulty, the back two don't count.
 
2012-11-23 05:22:01 PM
The Obama Death Panels are keeping a close eye on her.
 
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