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(Today)   Will there be a catastrophic balloon failure? Why is there no Pony balloon yet? Will Kareem Abdul-Jabbar drag a Walton and Lanier float up and down 6th Avenue for 48 minutes? It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 9 AM on NBC   (holidayblog.today.com) divider line 357
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2012-11-22 06:59:52 AM
We had all the balloon ponies we need last Saturday...

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i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-22 07:41:09 AM
It's also on CBS.

WGN is showing the Chicago parade, which is like the NYC parade but with a lot more cheese and not as good.
 
2012-11-22 07:44:49 AM

JerseyTim: It's also on CBS.

WGN is showing the Chicago parade, which is like the NYC parade but with a lot more cheese and not as good.


Is it?

When I was flipping through the channel guide, only NBC specifically said "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade".

ABC is doing some parade from Philly. DC's Newschannel 8 is doing a parade from Maryland.
 
2012-11-22 07:48:35 AM

FirstNationalBastard: JerseyTim: It's also on CBS.

WGN is showing the Chicago parade, which is like the NYC parade but with a lot more cheese and not as good.

Is it?

When I was flipping through the channel guide, only NBC specifically said "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade".

ABC is doing some parade from Philly. DC's Newschannel 8 is doing a parade from Maryland.


It is in New York. Maybe it's only local.
 
2012-11-22 08:01:45 AM
I'm deployed and it's not on TV. Anyone got a source of a live stream?
 
2012-11-22 08:03:15 AM
 
2012-11-22 08:03:15 AM
Not very windy here. Everything should be ok.
 
2012-11-22 08:05:33 AM
wgn-msdonald's thanksgiving parade.
drinking game---take a drink every time they mention ronald mcdonald house.

/just guessing. i've never watched it and didn't know mcd was involved.
 
2012-11-22 08:05:43 AM

tomo12144: I'm deployed and it's not on TV. Anyone got a source of a live stream?


Where the fark are you deployed that you have enough bandwidth to stream video without kicking everyone out of the MWR?
 
2012-11-22 08:06:44 AM
Last time I had a balloon failure, I ended up with a kid I had to take to a parade.
 
2012-11-22 08:07:12 AM
Wait, there's a pony balloon?
 
2012-11-22 08:08:20 AM
After Rick Astley showing up on a float, the Macy's parade has jumped the shark.
 
Ni!
2012-11-22 08:08:37 AM

tomo12144: I'm deployed and it's not on TV. Anyone got a source of a live stream?


Try here or here. :)
 
2012-11-22 08:09:17 AM
Didn't you hear there was a worldwide shortage of helium? Stop this madness, they need the helium for science.
 
2012-11-22 08:15:17 AM
favorite ballons
underdog
bullwinkle
kermit the frog

/yeah i'm old
 
2012-11-22 08:15:58 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Where the fark are you deployed


I'm in Antarctica. I'm hoping because it's on at 3AM local time there will be enough bandwidth. Everyone is asleep.
 
2012-11-22 08:16:33 AM

smadge1: Didn't you hear there was a worldwide shortage of helium? Stop this madness, they need the helium for science.


It can be reclaimed.

/probably isn't, but could be.
 
2012-11-22 08:17:01 AM

BronyMedic: Wait, there's a pony balloon?


Only during the clone blowing up process.
 
2012-11-22 08:19:48 AM

tomo12144: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Where the fark are you deployed

I'm in Antarctica. I'm hoping because it's on at 3AM local time there will be enough bandwidth. Everyone is asleep.


You should be working on getting Farkers to send you acid and booze if you're in Antarctica. shiat, at least there was plenty of hash in Afghanistan. Just wondering, did you piss someone off to get sent there or is there a reasonable circumstance that I can't imagine? Antarctica. fark.
 
2012-11-22 08:19:53 AM

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: Wait, there's a pony balloon?

Only during the clone blowing up process.


Did you see the "dark alternate ending" on MLB?
 
2012-11-22 08:20:18 AM
Surely you can't be serious, submitter.
 
2012-11-22 08:23:46 AM

McManus_brothers: Surely you can't be serious, submitter.


Stop calling him Shirley.
 
2012-11-22 08:24:55 AM

McManus_brothers: Surely you can't be serious, submitter.


Not subby, but this is a different kind of thread all together.
 
2012-11-22 08:27:08 AM

Im_Gumby: McManus_brothers: Surely you can't be serious, submitter.

Not subby, but this is a different kind of thread all together.


img357.imageshack.us

I just want to tell you both "good luck". We're all counting on you.
 
2012-11-22 08:29:12 AM
I'm reading that Sesame Street's Elmo will be on a float this year, but not a giant balloon. I wonder how TV coverage will handle it.

-Announcers do not mention Elmo at all, anything we see on TV will be fleeting, in a wide shot, or accidental.
-"Loved by children around the world, Elmo is on the float, dancing with his friends" - Ignore the situation.
-A brief mention of the problems Kevin Clash has had, but in spite of that, Children's Television Workshop has vowed to carry on.

I doubt the third one would happen, But do we want to take bets?
 
2012-11-22 08:32:40 AM

Ni!: tomo12144: I'm deployed and it's not on TV. Anyone got a source of a live stream?

Try here or here. :)


Any site that pops up this annoying dialog box...
s11.postimage.org
Deserves Zero traffic.

This needs a firefox extension..if anyone knows a way to thwart this, please let me know.
 
2012-11-22 08:33:01 AM
www.siyumhaseinfeld.com
 
Ni!
2012-11-22 08:35:42 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Ni!: tomo12144: I'm deployed and it's not on TV. Anyone got a source of a live stream?

Try here or here. :)

Any site that pops up this annoying dialog box...
[s11.postimage.org image 616x131]
Deserves Zero traffic.

This needs a firefox extension..if anyone knows a way to thwart this, please let me know.


:( sorry! It didn't do it for me.
 
2012-11-22 08:37:17 AM

Earguy: I'm reading that Sesame Street's Elmo will be on a float this year, but not a giant balloon. I wonder how TV coverage will handle it.

-Announcers do not mention Elmo at all, anything we see on TV will be fleeting, in a wide shot, or accidental.
-"Loved by children around the world, Elmo is on the float, dancing with his friends" - Ignore the situation.
-A brief mention of the problems Kevin Clash has had, but in spite of that, Children's Television Workshop has vowed to carry on.

I doubt the third one would happen, But do we want to take bets?


I'd pay to see option 4... they have a young, metrosexual announcer who breaks down in tears, screaming "OH GOD, NOW I REMEMBER! HE KEPT SAYING 'ELMO LOVES YOU! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! THAT TICKLES!" AS HE THRUST HIS THROBBING COCK IN MY VIRGIN ANUS! IT'S NOT A CHICKEN, IT'S A BAAAAYYYBBBBYYYYY! I REMEMBERRRRRR!', and they just cut to commercial.
 
2012-11-22 08:38:45 AM
Went to Macy's Website to look at the lineup

What a crappy website that will slow your computer down to a crawl or either crash it
 
2012-11-22 08:40:31 AM
blog.zap2it.com

"Elmo is ready for his tickles, now! Wait...where is everybody going?"
 
2012-11-22 08:41:47 AM

Pick13: Went to Macy's Website to look at the lineup

What a crappy website that will slow your computer down to a crawl or either crash it


Did no one tell them we hated mandatory flash animation in 1999?

However, I see there's a Pillsbury Doughboy balloon. I've always liked that little farker.
 
2012-11-22 08:44:19 AM

mat catastrophe: For the good of humanity, we need to end this parade.


Switch to hydrogen.
 
2012-11-22 08:47:27 AM

Generation_D: mat catastrophe: For the good of humanity, we need to end this parade.

Switch to hydrogen.


Only for the manatee baloon.
 
2012-11-22 08:48:53 AM

CipollinaFan: Generation_D: mat catastrophe: For the good of humanity, we need to end this parade.

Switch to hydrogen.

Only for the manatee balloon.


I've heard that's huge.
 
2012-11-22 08:49:53 AM
Am I here?
 
2012-11-22 08:53:06 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I've heard that's huge.


img178.imageshack.us

Suuper Huge.

Shadow Blasko: Am I here?


Is this real, or is this a fantasy?
 
2012-11-22 08:54:08 AM

BronyMedic: FirstNationalBastard: I've heard that's huge.

[img178.imageshack.us image 640x495]

Suuper Huge.

Shadow Blasko: Am I here?

Is this real, or is this a fantasy?


I was just wondering. I've had a hell of a fever for a couple days and I wasn't sure if I was actually..

You know what I mean.

Sometimes you just don't know if you are watching a movie of yourself doing what you do.
 
2012-11-22 09:00:44 AM
The Macy's parade only has old has old floats nobody gives a crap about anymore. Ok there are a few classics like Snoopy, but Sonic the Hedgehog? Welcome to the 1990s. Kung Fu Panda? Buzz Lightyear? What a crappy lineup.
 
2012-11-22 09:01:17 AM

Shadow Blasko: was just wondering. I've had a hell of a fever for a couple days and I wasn't sure if I was actually..

You know what I mean.


Yeah, I do.

i.imgur.com

104.8 Fever from Strep throat earned me two plates, six titanium screws, and a large amount of wire in my right radius, as well as reconstructive surgery on my wrist when I passed out behind the wheel, hit a ditch, and the airbag popped while my arm was between the steering column and the wheel.

I don't remember the next two weeks from a combination of fever and pain meds.

Shadow Blasko: Sometimes you just don't know if you are watching a movie of yourself doing what you do.


I know EXACTLY where you're coming from, actually. For me, it's adrenaline. I've told people it's like running on autopilot, and watching yourself from above.

/ewww. I have arm hair. Ewwwwwww.
//Sorry for the crappy pic. Dispatching.
 
2012-11-22 09:03:41 AM
Pony Balloons? Why not! The Denver Broncos do deserve some recognition after all!
 
2012-11-22 09:11:15 AM
What no Pony Float, oh the Humanity err Equinity.
 
2012-11-22 09:11:29 AM

BronyMedic: I know EXACTLY where you're coming from, actually. For me, it's adrenaline. I've told people it's like running on autopilot, and watching yourself from above.


Yeah... That's when I know I am actually at "time to do something" sick instead of just "a bit under the weather".

The cutoff for me seems to be around 102.2. Thats when I start feeling like I am just watching myself going through the motions (walking thru the part... [buffy fan]) as a passenger instead of being there.

I spent a night at around 106.4 (temp at admission to ER) when I caught chicken pox while I already had the flu. I still wonder how many brain cells I fried that night.

/All that got me was allergies. Never had them before that fever/chicken pox thing.
 
2012-11-22 09:12:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Pick13: Went to Macy's Website to look at the lineup

What a crappy website that will slow your computer down to a crawl or either crash it

Did no one tell them we hated mandatory flash animation in 1999?

However, I see there's a Pillsbury Doughboy balloon. I've always liked that little farker.


We need a Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man balloon. Oh, and an ambulance.
 
2012-11-22 09:12:29 AM

Hand Banana: The Macy's parade only has old has old floats nobody gives a crap about anymore. Ok there are a few classics like Snoopy, but Sonic the Hedgehog? Welcome to the 1990s. Kung Fu Panda? Buzz Lightyear? What a crappy lineup.


parents get to explain to their kids 20th century animated character history, so thats something I guess.

So whats great is out on the west coast we don't get the parade live, it isn't on til 9 am local time. Even though the actual thing is ongoing right now. Kind of stupid but thats network TV for you.

I wonder how many more years network TV will enforce this kind of junk, when streaming media will end-around for those that want to watch live. Eff it we'll watch it live.
 
2012-11-22 09:15:06 AM
I haven't watched this in years. This is godawful.
 
2012-11-22 09:17:47 AM
i47.tinypic.com
Rarity is much too dignified to participate in such a vulgar display.
 
2012-11-22 09:18:18 AM
Why don't I like Savannah Guthrie....... Is it just me?
 
2012-11-22 09:18:48 AM

Skyfrog: Rarity is much too dignified to participate in such a vulgar display.


(Throws wedding bouquet)
 
2012-11-22 09:19:09 AM

Shadow Blasko: I spent a night at around 106.4 (temp at admission to ER) when I caught chicken pox while I already had the flu. I still wonder how many brain cells I fried that night.


Holy crap.

105 skin temp is pretty much the point where you start aggressive cooling measures, and finding the reason why you're hot enough to cook an egg. It's the point where the proteins in your brain begin to denature.

Were you an adult when you got the pox?
 
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