FARK.com: (7447459) Will a tryptophan overdose force Jeff Hardy's match to be cut down to 30 seconds? Is Rob Van Dam in charge of smoking the turkey? Did Hulk Hogan bring a savory custard in his orange thermos? All this and the TNA Turkey on Impact, 8 PM on Spike

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		Will a tryptophan overdose force Jeff Hardy's match to be cut down to 30 seconds? Is Rob Van Dam in charge of smoking the turkey? Did Hulk Hogan bring a savory custard in his orange thermos? All this and the TNA Turkey on Impact, 8 PM on Spike (impactwrestling.com)		43
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my lip balm addiction		2012-11-22 09:21:45 AM

T paraphrase Garrett Morrison from an old SNL skit: "Do you broil the turkey? No no no! Do you grill the turkey? No no no! Do you SMOKE the turkey? YES YES YES!".

I would eat a marijuana-infused turkey. Just replace sage with MJ - should be tasty!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-22 09:31:17 AM

I'm betting RVD has had marijuana-infused everything.

He probably has a cow he feeds weed so he can have weed milk and weed steak.

Captain Steroid		2012-11-22 11:07:34 AM

Happy Thanksgiving, stateside FARKers! :-)

Tonight, we make this special occasion even specialer with a defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

We CAN hear your "internal" monologue, FirstNationalBastard. >:-(

Since it's a holiday, we'll change things up tonight with the first-annual TURKEY DAY CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE!

The rules are simple: whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for EVERY 50th POST will be interim, or unofficial, champion. If there's a miss or botch on the 50th post, FNB will be interim champion until the 100th post, but we WILL keep going until approximately 10pm EST / 9pm CST, when Impact Wrestling ends. Whoever is interim champion by that point will be OFFICIALLY crowned as Global Legendary Television Championship of the World.

Good luck, and Happy Thanksgiving fWc FARKers! :-)

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-22 11:12:34 AM

Sounds interesting Steroid!

He just wants to get my belt away from me. He's jealous of the grandeur of the Rarity belt. Why, the only thing that tops it is the lovely ensemble Rarity put together to get her one major scene in Too Many Pinkie Pies. Hey, what is this shiat on the Macy's Day Parade? Did I take drugs? Squeak with Chica? Latino birds? Shouldn't it be Squeak with El Pollo, then? Eh, fark it, I'll register my disbelief in the Macy's Day Parade thread I submitted. HEY, KOOL-AID!

nimeye		2012-11-22 07:11:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting RVD has had marijuana-infused everything.

He probably has a cow he feeds weed so he can have weed milk and weed steak.

mmmmmm.... weed milksteak

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-11-22 07:25:35 PM

Subby hasn't heard that tryptophan does not actually do that.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-22 07:26:37 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Subby hasn't heard that tryptophan does not actually do that.

Actually, it's more of a stoned Jeff Hardy joke than anything.

silgryphon		2012-11-22 07:27:12 PM

Gryphon Sil has entered the impact zone

Captain Steroid		2012-11-22 07:32:29 PM

Captain Steroid		2012-11-22 07:42:35 PM

Got family Turkey Day activities to attend, so I'll probably miss Impact.

Probably. >.>

i1182.photobucket.com

silgryphon		2012-11-22 08:00:59 PM

Bah gawd it's time

silgryphon		2012-11-22 08:02:43 PM

There's the pyro budget for the week

silgryphon		2012-11-22 08:05:02 PM

It's so lonesome in here

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-22 08:08:31 PM

silgryphon: It's so lonesome in here

Skins/Cowboys hasn't ended yet.

sallyjuneabigailmay		2012-11-22 08:59:33 PM

my lip balm addiction: T paraphrase Garrett Morrison from an old SNL skit: "Do you broil the turkey? No no no! Do you grill the turkey? No no no! Do you SMOKE the turkey? YES YES YES!".

I would eat a marijuana-infused turkey. Just replace sage with MJ - should be tasty!

Darrow Igus as Nat E. Dred on "Fridays", not Garrett Morris.

/pedant
//gimme ganja!

Mike_LowELL		2012-11-22 09:02:12 PM

silgryphon: It's so lonesome in here

They say the same thing at TNA house shows.

my lip balm addiction		2012-11-22 09:15:42 PM

the thread, she is dead

robsul82		2012-11-22 09:16:24 PM

Farking relatives taking me away from The Greatest Man That Ever Lived and whatever Christy's got on today.

my lip balm addiction		2012-11-22 09:19:23 PM

Seeing EY use the turkey suit to peck at ODB's tits was lol-worthy

D_Evans45		2012-11-22 09:35:49 PM

Damn I don't know what's worse, FirstNationalBastards shiatastic headlines, or the retarded administrators who keep handing him the greens. Your headlines are terrible FNB, and the piece of shiat who greens your garbage should be rounded up and flogged with bullwhips.

/Really though admin who keeps greening his tired shiat, your life is worthless and your mom is a cheap prostitute with scurvy

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-11-22 09:42:40 PM

Sorry guys. I totally forgot about TNA.

I'm having too much fun watching the train wreck that is the Jets/Patriots game.

robsul82		2012-11-22 09:57:59 PM

Bully Ray is Brooke's loverman? Oh geez

robsul82		2012-11-22 09:58:38 PM

"If you were that starved for affection, Brooke, you didn't need to settle for the turkey - A-Double would've given you all the stuffing you could handle."

robsul82		2012-11-22 09:59:53 PM

And the show ends with the crowd chanting HOGAN. Of course.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-11-22 10:26:31 PM

robsul82: Bully Ray is Brooke's loverman? Oh geez

Well, have you seem him typing on the Twittah Machine? I'm sure he's got magic fingers...

LoR75		2012-11-22 10:27:16 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Sorry guys. I totally forgot about TNA.

I'm having too much fun watching the train wreck that is the Jets/Patriots game.

This..wow...what a dead thread.

The Inspector		2012-11-22 10:30:27 PM

Comma, but logging on to job up the post Count.....ZZZZZZ

The Inspector		2012-11-22 10:32:02 PM

Coma, wtf Siri, Seriously!

The Inspector		2012-11-22 10:35:53 PM

Wow, dead thread!

Captain Steroid		2012-11-22 10:38:48 PM

You gotta be f**king kidding me. :-(

How... You... What... 28 F**KING COMMENTS?!

i1182.photobucket.com

STILL Global Legendary Tele... aw, who gives a f**k. -_-

The Inspector		2012-11-22 10:43:55 PM

I give A Flying Fark, why, because I am the Inspector. The rookie sensation, across the nation. I fought hard for my One Time Raw LMS championship, but damn it I know, I know we can defeat the evil Turkey Day Na.........zzzzzzzzzzz

robsul82		2012-11-22 11:10:36 PM

@Christian4Peeps
The Patriots are making the 2012 Jets look like the 2012 Jets
2 minutes ago

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-11-23 04:40:34 AM

Behold your rawesome thread LMS champion!

RESPECT!!!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-23 04:55:49 AM

D_Evans45: Damn I don't know what's worse, FirstNationalBastards shiatastic headlines, or the retarded administrators who keep handing him the greens. Your headlines are terrible FNB, and the piece of shiat who greens your garbage should be rounded up and flogged with bullwhips.

/Really though admin who keeps greening his tired shiat, your life is worthless and your mom is a cheap prostitute with scurvy

Actually, my real headlines are generally beloved. Sure, there's a clunker every now and then, but no one bats a thousand.

Now, these? These aren't the "real" headlines. These are like the popular singles I put out to keep in practice while composing the pretentious wanky stuff that is good.

/sorry, not even you could get us to the 50th post.

Captain Steroid		2012-11-23 09:55:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-23 10:04:06 AM

Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]

I RETAIN!

i6.photobucket.com

/Of course, the Godfather retained the IC Title at Over the Edge 1999.

The Inspector		2012-11-23 06:18:56 PM

Grahhhh Wargarble!

silgryphon		2012-11-23 08:42:32 PM

Sorry guys. Went to sleep early to be at work at 7 for some time and half overtime pay plus holiday pay

lucasorvis		2012-11-23 11:09:29 PM

This thread was BAD. Never seen one so small. I hope they continue greenlighting them in the future despite it. I love these threads and look forward to them every month.

lucasorvis		2012-11-23 11:11:08 PM

Damnit, I meant to say every WEEK. fark.

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-11-24 01:03:40 AM

lucasorvis: Damnit, I meant to say every WEEK. fark.

Sure sure...

Captain Steroid		2012-11-24 05:25:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]

I RETAIN!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

Not something to be proud of this week, dude. >:-(

RepoManTSM		2012-11-25 07:35:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]

I RETAIN!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

/Of course, the Godfather retained the IC Title at Over the Edge 1999.

That's horrible. +1

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